What if there was an action movie with accurate physics? It would probably be so boring. People would be so used to wrong physics that they would complain about this movie and think that it actually has the wrong physics. There would be fewer and smaller explosions. This movie would also have decent logic. The fully trained soldiers would be able to shoot a target moving in a predictable pattern, such as someone running up stairs at a relatively constant rate. Somebody make this movie. I would watch it.

I watched Batman Begins the other day. It's a good movie. Better than decent at least. I'm not really sure what to say in movie reviews, so I'll talk about something else instead. Are the batman movies like fan fiction written by people who have the power and resources to make movies? I'm not a big comic book fan so I may be wrong, but doesn't the Batman Begins plot not match up with the original story? If that does mean it's a fanfic in movie form, then that's gotta be pretty amazing for the guy who created batman to have had an idea and then so many other people fell in love with the story that they wrote their own stories and then made movies, cartoons, and other shows about that one story. So that would definitely be an incredible accomplishment to create a character or story that spreads and changes as much as the batman story does.

Now if only Night Stocker caught on like that...

Went to the movies yesterday. Saw X 3. Let's see. First. There's the Superman trailer. I hope they'll finally address some of those issues that I've been concerned with. Also. I saw a movie with Sammy Jackson. Check it out. Snakes. On. A. Plane. It's true.

Also. As far as songs that need to be retired. What about dance versions of Rockstar? And. Or. The instrumental to Lap dance.

Anway. Back to the Uncanny X-Men. Let's see. Kelsey Grammer was Hank Mccoy. The guy from Eurotrip was the Juggernaut. Natch. Collosus threw wolverine just like in the video games. But. Naut. And. Losus. Never went heads up. At lot of killing. A lot of dieing. Not enough bubs. The for serious Iceman. Maybe Pysloche. Angle. But. Not Archangel. Also. Allegedly jubillee. Of course. The apperance by Stan Lee. The kid from dodgeball. Remember that video about the 8d's. Duck. Dodge. Dive. Dingle. Doddle. Diddle. Dive. Doodoo. Those 8 D's. He was little Timmy. Oh yeah! The guy from Full Metal Jacket. Saving Silverman. What else. Mail call. He was there in voice. And. The detective from Saw. No. Not Danny Glover. His partner. The guy who gets blasted in the head with the shotty. BLAOW!!!. What else. Phoenix is a freak. And. I guess that's all I have right now. I missed the other days post. NYC. Here I come.
Also. Some of thist stuff. I knew. Some. I sorta knew. The rest I just finished confirming. So. Reading this review. Is sorta like best week ever. I just put all the stuff you need to know. In one easy to read package. Even for retards. Actually. This post is not endorsed by any retards.

Boom by POD needs to be retired from being used in movie trailers and video game commercials. I liked playing it on Amplitude and it's a good song, so I'm not complaining about the song. But I've heard it on way too many commercials, and now it's on the Xmen video game commercial. Enough already.

What weirds me out at lunch time is when I see people do that Atkin's thing. And. By that I mean. You're like at Wendy's. Or. Ranch One. Or. I dunno. A place that maybe has healthier options for food. But. Yeah. You see someone order a triple triple triple cheese burger. So. That's like 27 patties of beef. But. Then. They proceed to take the heel. Or. Whatever the part that isn't the heel of the bun off. And. Then. Just eat the beef. Except. They use utensils to do it too.

I'm not saying being concerned about your weight is a bad thing. I'm pretty sure I don't way the same I used to. Except. You're supposed to combine it with like exercise too. I dunno. And. I don't know what the people do the rest of the time. But. At a glance. It's probably someone who doesn't exercise. And. Probably just read about that diet in a book. Or. Back of a pamphlet somewhere. I've been on diets before. And. Yeah. I don't remember them saying parts about. Not not eating bread. Or. Just eating meat. And. Especially not hamburglers.

And. I forgot to say this before. I don't like Ashton Kutcher. The Punk'd one. The one on that 70's show is ok by me though. But. It's the same ventriloquist sidekick. So. I dunno. And. Whatever happened to that hottie from matchstick men?

And. Did I already say? Why didn't Sir Paul Mccartney get Prenup?