I think octopuses are on the rise as a funny animal. Traditionally, monkeys have been the funniest animals. Octopuses are getting funnier though. If only they could throw their own poop and drink their own pee, then they would definitely be funnier than monkeys. Octopuses can already do funny things like flipping you off eight times, drumming, and invading homes. It's only a matter of time before they get involved in other funny activities. One of my new life goals is to make them more popular. And when they do get more popular, remember I said it here first.

Bolth Pirates & Parrots Arrr On My List.

One. I'm ducking pirates because. They take all the booty.
Second. I'm duckin parrots. In fact. All birds so I don't get no bird flu.

What else?
TI? Why you wanna do that? And. I'm talking about T.I. the rapper. Not. T.I. the calculator. Ok. Here's what happened. It's like. 4 degrees of sample?
Ok. Janet Jackson had a song. Got Til It's Gone. And. That was a sample from Joni Mitchell. Featured on that track. Was. Q-Tip. You may remember him from a tribe called quest. But. I digress. And. Probably mispelled too. But. Yeah. So. In the Janet song. Q-Tip. Asks why she wants to go and do that love. Huh. Then. TI. Samples Crystal Waters. The band. Not the girl. And. Yeah. And. Why you wanna. Is just like the portion Q-Tip says. ALSO. It's like. TI. Just went ahead and sampled q-tip's name. First. The TI. But. Sometimes. He gets all. T.I.P. So. That's like one letter less than q-tip. Think about it. What a quadruple sample fest. Man. It is hard to be an originator. And. The only ones left to that. Are the beatnuts. But. They to sample. At least you can count on star trak. There beats are new new. And. That's probably why bapes are ridonckulously expensive. Guess. That leads into waiting for the clipse.

Essentially. I liked it better the first time. A hip hop artist with the letters tip in there name asked why you wanna go and do that love. When it was called got til it's gone.

Also. I hope Paris Hilton doesn't collabo for anything related to Gnarls Barkley.

Also. Yahoo said. Pork kids are more likely to be obese. Oh wait. Poor kids. But. Still. If they're poor. What are they eating to get so fat?

Additionally as far as songs with the word boom are concerned. I agree with dave. That should be retired. There are other songs with boom that could be used. There's. Obvious ones like. The Venga Boys. And. Boom Boom Boom Boom. There's Shaggy. Mr. Boombastic. Heck. Even boom boom dollar from ddr. Or even not obvious ones like Buju Banton and. Boom bye bye. But. We all know. That if the boom must be brought. It should be brought by. DMX. Mr. Vegas. And. Sean the Paul. Here comes the boom. So. Take that P.o.d. Ipod.

Think again. This really scares me.

That definitely blows our Octodrummer out of the water. Hahaha. Get it?

There's a movie with luis guzman. And. It's about food. I liked it better the first time. When it was called waiting. Ziing.

Note to self: Don't respond to, believe, or interact with Alex at all during Aprifl 1st.