Man. I haven't posted here on a regular basis in while. I was wondering when Dave would update us on the status of his roomate roombie. I wish we had a partner site. That was still killkaraoke. Sorta like.. Stillkaroake. Or. Skillkaraoke. Where we could have different personas. That way. We could actually write the stories out about the stuff we wish we could post. But. Tone it down because we're professionals now. Unlike the nerds of nerdtown who always put dumb dumb posts on their blogs.

1. Hokies won. Falcons won. 2. It's football season. 3. I'm not affiliated with Dave's tribute to the Luda. 4. I think I willed an accident today. I saw this car going all crazy perpendicular to the road. And. I said. That car is probably going to get into an accident. Then. Smash. Some car crashed into it. I need to use my power for good not evil. 4. 12 Percent Juice. 2% Pulp. Orangina.

Went to the ORF for the weekend. Had lunch with the the girl with two first names. Even after the hiatus. She still is mean to me. The weather was pretty wank. The drive up there made my car hydroplane. For seriously. Why do they say the the mitsu3kgt is awd if it's going to do that. Also. Chilled with the Grossfaced Killah. For seriously. He looks like a mini Freeway. It's a good thing he doesn't Rock fellas. What is the word for the rest of the beer at the bottom of the bottle. Someone had a word for it. We couldn't remember what it was though.

Sunday. It was my grandmother's birthday. Went to eat lunch. And. Then. I came back to the Nova. Allegibly in Nova they don't call it Nova. That's what Novanians say. Or. Novanese. Or. Novas. I dunno. But. I've seen signs for various companies that specifically use that word.

What else.
Since my last post. Which I'm to lazy to confirm right now. In no particular order.

- I went to the B-more Aquarium. I saw a fsh with no eye.
- I went to King's Dominion. It was extreme. Went for the Drop Zone hat trick. And. I won a giant turtle.
- Still have not gotten a M.Y. Dollar sign P ace account.
- April fooled Dave. He says I go to far for a joke. That wasn't really planned. It just turned out that way.
- Have yet to meet up with Al.
- Saw the Old Dominion Culture show.
- Been playing X-Box 3 hundred and 60.
- Went bowling with. Steve. And. Rene.
- Ate 20 chicken mcnuggets in one sitting.
- Bought an electroshocking pen.
- Witnessed GMU's journey to the Final four.
- Saw lady Terps win one.
- Make up things that I've done to make me seem @ least 2x or > interesting than I really am.
- Rode a scooter.
- Only solved one face to my Rubik's professor.
- Continue to push paper.
- Saw V for Vendetta. Insideman. Ice Age part deux. And. Silent hill.
- Discovered there are Jr. Caramels. Which. Are like Junior mints.
- Won 500 dollars from a scratch ticket.
- Decided rum & rootbeer. Is almost as good a combination as Antifreeze & Rat poison. It's a mixxed drink. Ask me for the recipe. It's pretty much self explanatory. Rootbeer + Rum. = Rumbeer.
- Copped the dangerdoom disc. Yea. I know. I said copped.
- Ate at the "New" Tropical smoothie.
- Passed my online Jeopardy audition.
- Used the Schick Quattro. Which is like a Mach 3. But. Better.
- Found a new way to work. But. Wonder why people who can afford expensive cars. Don't have blootuthe headsets. And. Still have to hold the phone to their ear. Also. Did the Rayzor have speakerphone.
- Finally got around to posting on killkaraoke. But. Not everything I wanted to say.

Oh yeah. Notorious thugs will always be better than any duet. Big would never do duets with some of these people trying to make money off his name.

Still think. Under Pressure. Isn't Queen. It's just Mercury. And. Dave. If only there were some sorta of tool that I could use to confirm information quickly.

Didn't get into the F-en height that one time.

Getting ready to knuckle up virtual against the cruz.

Decided not to write coherently.

Wondering if bapesta would be a legitimate? purchase.

End.

Legends.
Man. Seriously. You know how Charlie Murphy was talking about getting to hang out with people he looked up to? It was like that. Except. They didn't have auras. All in all. A good time. If there was anything not good about the night. I'd have to say. Nothing.

Movies.
Oh man. Did anyone else notice Mos Def's movie. And. Dave Chappelle's movie both come out on this Friday's coming holiday? What if this ruins their friendship. Because. They're competing with each other for box office profits? That's probably not the case. But. I'll make it seem like so.

Video games.
I've been playing round 3. It's good on PS2. But. Intended to be played on the 360.

Movies. Music. Superheroes. I liked it better the first time.
Yeah. I totally thought we already invented the superheroes dogegory. But. Yeah. Despite what the Sugar Hill Gang says about Kal-El. [I said he's a fairy I do suppoose flyin through the air in pantyhose he may be very sexy or even cute but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit] for those that don't know. There is going to be another Superman movie. Here is the synopsis. Not the official one. But my translated version. He goes away for a little bit. People get retarded. He comes back. And. Has to adapt. But... It sounds like the Debut kinda. Like. You know. A coming of age story. Where Superman finds out he's obsolete. Because. People realized he can do a lot but he's not Spiderman. Er. Superman. So. You know the law enforcement agencies stop being so sloppy. And what not. Like. During bad guy chases. They don't drive all willy nilly. Also. They put for the effort to work on Research and Development of new bad guy stopping technologies. So. The next time some guy robs a bank with some crazy mech suit. They aren't powerless to stop him. Even the fire fighters do better in metropolis. Because. Man. That's what I would do. I'd go through the motions of trying to save people. If I knew Superman would do it. Totally. I'd just be like. Oh man look. I'm trying. But. Now. I forgot the point of what I was writing.

Boondocks.
I finally saw the Samuel L Jackson one. And. Yeah. I almost wonder how much dialouge he actually recorded. What if Sammy J was a jerk. And. Wanted a ridonkulous fee to use his voice. So. They took as much audio from Goodfellas. Juice. Formula 51. Jurassic Park. The Incredibles. And. That TV show Ghostwriter. To get all those funny things he said. By the way. According to imdb. He really was in all that stuff I said. And. If you saw the episode. Then. You'd probably know I named the less obvious. Or. Outright made up stuff. Because. Seriously. That was more like Pulp fiction. Say what again.

Finally.
Man. I hate the radio stations up here. The talk shows are not entertaining. And. The rotation is pretty wank. But. Yea. What's going on mayn. I thought you had to be a comm major. Or. Something to do radio. And. If that's the case. I totally could have been a comm major. If the prerequisite is you have to only be slightly more intelligent than the people that call in. I know it's pretty harsh to do a blanket statement like that. But. I guess the times of day. I get to listen to the radio. It consistently sucks. And. It's across the genres. Maybe I'm just used to the ORF. Who knows. Like. Seriously. The stuff I write here. I know it's dumb when I say it. But. It is on purpose for comedic effect. Like really. I don't wonder about that No man's land on the checks as much as it would appear. But. On the radio. When. They say the dumb stuff. They're really saying dumb stuff. And. What makes it worse. Is they think they are saying it in a smart way. Stupid radio.

What:
I'm turning 23 on March 3rd.
Tentatively titled the throw up throwdown.

Gifts are not expected. But. Are apreciated.
However. Your presents is presence enough. ?Get it¿

Who:
This goes out to people who knew me from.
Lementary. Middle. High. School. And. Virginia Tech.

Stipulation: You have to like me. Don't be a hater. Or a Nerd. And. 21 or up.
Also. If you think you're so cool that the party won't start with out you. You better be that cool. And. Hurry up.

I guess you can bring people to. Preferably people that fit the above description. But. I don't mind meeting new people. Preferably the ladies. I will not guarantee I won't be sloppy. Or. Remember. But. Who knows.

When:
Friday March 3rd. Sometime in the evening. When I get back in town.

Where:
http://www.fahrenheitnorfolk.com/

Extra:
I don't care if 3. 30. Or. 3 billion people show up.
Just bring love. I have 364 other days to feel crappy. So. Bring nothing but love for the Alex "Zool" ander.
Also. Bring A DD. I'm trying to get retarded. But. I'm gonna stop when you guys are still funny.

Also.
If you are a moron like this. Or. Like morons like this. Don't come.

No Morons.