I liked it better the first time. when we directed hostility to people not in the squad. or towards or robotic roommates.

Bolth Pirates & Parrots Arrr On My List.

One. I'm ducking pirates because. They take all the booty.
Second. I'm duckin parrots. In fact. All birds so I don't get no bird flu.

What else?
TI? Why you wanna do that? And. I'm talking about T.I. the rapper. Not. T.I. the calculator. Ok. Here's what happened. It's like. 4 degrees of sample?
Ok. Janet Jackson had a song. Got Til It's Gone. And. That was a sample from Joni Mitchell. Featured on that track. Was. Q-Tip. You may remember him from a tribe called quest. But. I digress. And. Probably mispelled too. But. Yeah. So. In the Janet song. Q-Tip. Asks why she wants to go and do that love. Huh. Then. TI. Samples Crystal Waters. The band. Not the girl. And. Yeah. And. Why you wanna. Is just like the portion Q-Tip says. ALSO. It's like. TI. Just went ahead and sampled q-tip's name. First. The TI. But. Sometimes. He gets all. T.I.P. So. That's like one letter less than q-tip. Think about it. What a quadruple sample fest. Man. It is hard to be an originator. And. The only ones left to that. Are the beatnuts. But. They to sample. At least you can count on star trak. There beats are new new. And. That's probably why bapes are ridonckulously expensive. Guess. That leads into waiting for the clipse.

Essentially. I liked it better the first time. A hip hop artist with the letters tip in there name asked why you wanna go and do that love. When it was called got til it's gone.

Also. I hope Paris Hilton doesn't collabo for anything related to Gnarls Barkley.

Also. Yahoo said. Pork kids are more likely to be obese. Oh wait. Poor kids. But. Still. If they're poor. What are they eating to get so fat?

Additionally as far as songs with the word boom are concerned. I agree with dave. That should be retired. There are other songs with boom that could be used. There's. Obvious ones like. The Venga Boys. And. Boom Boom Boom Boom. There's Shaggy. Mr. Boombastic. Heck. Even boom boom dollar from ddr. Or even not obvious ones like Buju Banton and. Boom bye bye. But. We all know. That if the boom must be brought. It should be brought by. DMX. Mr. Vegas. And. Sean the Paul. Here comes the boom. So. Take that P.o.d. Ipod.

I saw the Da Vinci code. Here's something that you might not know about me. I don't recreationally read anymore. At all. I don't know how. Also. According to some nerds. I cheated in Sunday School. So. Yeah. Anyway. The movie had the potential to be awesome. I mean come on. It had the guy from Joe Vs. The Volcanoe. And. The Professional. Come on mayn. The PROFESSIONAL. But. Did you also know. It had Magneto. And. That guy from Raiders of the lost ark? If that one is to hard to figure out because you don't know how to use imdb. I'm talking about Doc Ock. That's funny. Because. It appears Dave just finished writing about an eight armed mollusk. And. I do get it.

So. Yeah. Back to the movie. I liked it better the first time. When it was called. Dogma. Also. I'm obviously not in a position to be giving movies ratings. But. ... You know how in Chronicles of Narnia. Probably the Lord of the Rings series. Or. Harry Potter. They have to super retardify movies? That's what DVC was. Like. There's probably alot of mystical things about the Catholic church that people don't know or understand. Because they watch South Park. But. Then. Opie Taylor decided to extra retardify the movie. And. Explain stuff about the book. Also. Like I said about recreational reading. For me. DVC was one of those books that people who don't normally recreationally read. Who pick up. So they could pretend to be smart. Like. Seriously. What the crap. Everyone is suddenly an art expert. And. Historian. And. I think the retardificiation. Was to help out the abundance of high school kids that were in the theatre. And. I still agree with the Red Vs. Blue mathematical proof that people are retarded. And. I know some people are retarded right now.

And. For me. DVC was like. Inside Man. Or. In an attempt at a rapper esque methaphor. Similie. Or. Analogy. It's kinda like going on a road trip with fun people who tell good stories and jokes. Except. Your destination is to something crappy like a final exam you didn't study for in a different language. Something like that. Watching the movie was good until you got to the ending.

Also. I got to ride in the Sub Imp. And. It makes me want to say. I have all the dumbest cars in the world.

OH yeah.
Instead of retardifying the stuff that people should know about the theories of DVC. Like. With the last supper portrait. And. Mona Lisa. Why not take the time to explain what the Fibonacci sequence was? Like. It was like. The same morons who have a hard time watching the movie. Because they had to be spoon fed everything. Just suddenly know what the sequence was. And. The crypotwheel should have been alphanumeric. And. Case sensitive. Plus. The password was way at the beginning of the alphabet.

There's a movie with luis guzman. And. It's about food. I liked it better the first time. When it was called waiting. Ziing.

Legends.
Man. Seriously. You know how Charlie Murphy was talking about getting to hang out with people he looked up to? It was like that. Except. They didn't have auras. All in all. A good time. If there was anything not good about the night. I'd have to say. Nothing.

Movies.
Oh man. Did anyone else notice Mos Def's movie. And. Dave Chappelle's movie both come out on this Friday's coming holiday? What if this ruins their friendship. Because. They're competing with each other for box office profits? That's probably not the case. But. I'll make it seem like so.

Video games.
I've been playing round 3. It's good on PS2. But. Intended to be played on the 360.

Movies. Music. Superheroes. I liked it better the first time.
Yeah. I totally thought we already invented the superheroes dogegory. But. Yeah. Despite what the Sugar Hill Gang says about Kal-El. [I said he's a fairy I do suppoose flyin through the air in pantyhose he may be very sexy or even cute but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit] for those that don't know. There is going to be another Superman movie. Here is the synopsis. Not the official one. But my translated version. He goes away for a little bit. People get retarded. He comes back. And. Has to adapt. But... It sounds like the Debut kinda. Like. You know. A coming of age story. Where Superman finds out he's obsolete. Because. People realized he can do a lot but he's not Spiderman. Er. Superman. So. You know the law enforcement agencies stop being so sloppy. And what not. Like. During bad guy chases. They don't drive all willy nilly. Also. They put for the effort to work on Research and Development of new bad guy stopping technologies. So. The next time some guy robs a bank with some crazy mech suit. They aren't powerless to stop him. Even the fire fighters do better in metropolis. Because. Man. That's what I would do. I'd go through the motions of trying to save people. If I knew Superman would do it. Totally. I'd just be like. Oh man look. I'm trying. But. Now. I forgot the point of what I was writing.

Boondocks.
I finally saw the Samuel L Jackson one. And. Yeah. I almost wonder how much dialouge he actually recorded. What if Sammy J was a jerk. And. Wanted a ridonkulous fee to use his voice. So. They took as much audio from Goodfellas. Juice. Formula 51. Jurassic Park. The Incredibles. And. That TV show Ghostwriter. To get all those funny things he said. By the way. According to imdb. He really was in all that stuff I said. And. If you saw the episode. Then. You'd probably know I named the less obvious. Or. Outright made up stuff. Because. Seriously. That was more like Pulp fiction. Say what again.

Finally.
Man. I hate the radio stations up here. The talk shows are not entertaining. And. The rotation is pretty wank. But. Yea. What's going on mayn. I thought you had to be a comm major. Or. Something to do radio. And. If that's the case. I totally could have been a comm major. If the prerequisite is you have to only be slightly more intelligent than the people that call in. I know it's pretty harsh to do a blanket statement like that. But. I guess the times of day. I get to listen to the radio. It consistently sucks. And. It's across the genres. Maybe I'm just used to the ORF. Who knows. Like. Seriously. The stuff I write here. I know it's dumb when I say it. But. It is on purpose for comedic effect. Like really. I don't wonder about that No man's land on the checks as much as it would appear. But. On the radio. When. They say the dumb stuff. They're really saying dumb stuff. And. What makes it worse. Is they think they are saying it in a smart way. Stupid radio.