Let's see. Finally had a good weekend. It was good to see legends. As well as myths. And. Animals from cryptozoology. Skeletor had her birthday. I can write about one bar. And. It will apply to all 3. So. Basically. Drank. And. Saw people. That's about it.

Also. I have a new tripod. It's just like Dave's. I need a Raiden hat though.

Lastly. I liked facebook. Because. It didn't make me waste time reading my friends posts. Now. It's on there. Killkaraoke. Ride or die.

Ok. So. I've been dorking around a lot. Taking pictures. I need to upload them. So. I can have an empty card for the trip. Also. I forgot to write this. The other day there was no cable/internet. Today. It was thunderstormy. Ok. Mister E. tried to use the electric stapler while I was using it. So. He cut in front of me. But. I tried to reject him. It didn't work. So. His second time around. I tried to hit the eject button so it wouldn't staplize his paper. Second time. Didn't work. To add insult to injury. I decreed. Go ahead. Try to make a basket. And. If I had a digital camera. I'd take a picture of the work set up. To show you how it works. But. It sorta ascii looks like this.

sorry i have to use dots.

stapler
..______
___|...|_______
.........|...........|
.........|...........|
counter..|...........|copier island
.........|.trash can.|
.........|..._____...|
.........|___|....|___

so. yeah. Mr. E. Is a basket ball fan. And. Yeah. He threw it behind me but not over me. Off the wall. And. With the finger roll. Totally trashed the paper wad. So. He got me with the hat trick. I'm getting rusty. No one half a century old has ever scored a basket on me. Also.

Why do people write about people but try to keep it private? The internet is super such the public forum. In fact. They would just have to google my full name. Alexander Commander. And. They'd know I was talking about them.

Dave made the point that when it comes to photographs.
A. Someone is taking an awesome picture of someone doing something lame.
Or.
B. Someone is taking a lame picture of someone doing something awesome.

I haven't opened the box yet. Because. I didn't get it until late yesterday. So. I'm pretty much excited. Insert Dave's. Welcome to the present caveman comment here. Insert my. Well that's why it's called technology. It's new when it comes out. But. It gets old quick. Rebuttal here.

So. Yeah. I looked up some tips for taking good photos. And. I'll try to become a better photographer.

I'm not trying to do something fancy. Or. Artsy. I just want my pictures not to suck butt. And. Be intriguing for when I add them to myspace. You may have heard of it before. WwW.kIlLKAraoKe.coM. Who knows. Maybe I can get the angles. So that. When babes check out the pictures of my awesome rubiks cube solving. They'll appreciate it in it's 1024 megapixel glory. I wish I had a funnier thing to say than that. Sorta like the time. Ice T said something along the lines of. Yeah. Check out this rim. It's 60 inches. Then. He paused. And. Said. 60 inches? You believe that. They don't even make 60 inches. That's for like a wagon wheel stupid.

Anyway. I also wish I had a camera. So. I could take a picture of me opening the box. That be awesome.

And. Now that I'm taking forth the effort to learn how to unlamify my pictures. Other people should do that too. Pay it forward. You know. Like on Family Guy. When he references that Haley Joel Osmet movie. I'm confident he's done it at least twice.. Possibly in the same season.

But. Yeah imagine what the internet would be like if people. Took forth the effort to make their. Blogs. And. Networking sites more intriguing. And. Not. crappily thrown together. Stuff would grammticaly be correc. Spelling would be poroper. Capitlization would be perfect. I mean. I nkow the internet is so that peple get bored and you have to dummiify stuff. To make it easy. But. Thenl. The pretended smart pepole would. Not seem multiply dumm as they seem now. Good thing I'm not like that.

answer: so kids with crazy colored hair. and. stupider clothes. can act like they're in the struggle against the white man.

question: why do they carry boondocks stuff at hottopic?

Oh yeah. Yesterday. At the apple store. This pretty decent looking white girl was playing music. Then. She starts playing DMX. I was listening to an Ipod. But. I had to stop what I was doing. Because. It was intriguing. Anyway. She seemed embarassed. Or. I dunno. But. Then. She played some Timberlake. and. Started to dance like those girls you see downtown. She was more intriguing when she was playing DMX.