Went to the ORF for the weekend. Had lunch with the the girl with two first names. Even after the hiatus. She still is mean to me. The weather was pretty wank. The drive up there made my car hydroplane. For seriously. Why do they say the the mitsu3kgt is awd if it's going to do that. Also. Chilled with the Grossfaced Killah. For seriously. He looks like a mini Freeway. It's a good thing he doesn't Rock fellas. What is the word for the rest of the beer at the bottom of the bottle. Someone had a word for it. We couldn't remember what it was though.

Sunday. It was my grandmother's birthday. Went to eat lunch. And. Then. I came back to the Nova. Allegibly in Nova they don't call it Nova. That's what Novanians say. Or. Novanese. Or. Novas. I dunno. But. I've seen signs for various companies that specifically use that word.

What else.
Since my last post. Which I'm to lazy to confirm right now. In no particular order.

- I went to the B-more Aquarium. I saw a fsh with no eye.
- I went to King's Dominion. It was extreme. Went for the Drop Zone hat trick. And. I won a giant turtle.
- Still have not gotten a M.Y. Dollar sign P ace account.
- April fooled Dave. He says I go to far for a joke. That wasn't really planned. It just turned out that way.
- Have yet to meet up with Al.
- Saw the Old Dominion Culture show.
- Been playing X-Box 3 hundred and 60.
- Went bowling with. Steve. And. Rene.
- Ate 20 chicken mcnuggets in one sitting.
- Bought an electroshocking pen.
- Witnessed GMU's journey to the Final four.
- Saw lady Terps win one.
- Make up things that I've done to make me seem @ least 2x or > interesting than I really am.
- Rode a scooter.
- Only solved one face to my Rubik's professor.
- Continue to push paper.
- Saw V for Vendetta. Insideman. Ice Age part deux. And. Silent hill.
- Discovered there are Jr. Caramels. Which. Are like Junior mints.
- Won 500 dollars from a scratch ticket.
- Decided rum & rootbeer. Is almost as good a combination as Antifreeze & Rat poison. It's a mixxed drink. Ask me for the recipe. It's pretty much self explanatory. Rootbeer + Rum. = Rumbeer.
- Copped the dangerdoom disc. Yea. I know. I said copped.
- Ate at the "New" Tropical smoothie.
- Passed my online Jeopardy audition.
- Used the Schick Quattro. Which is like a Mach 3. But. Better.
- Found a new way to work. But. Wonder why people who can afford expensive cars. Don't have blootuthe headsets. And. Still have to hold the phone to their ear. Also. Did the Rayzor have speakerphone.
- Finally got around to posting on killkaraoke. But. Not everything I wanted to say.

Oh yeah. Notorious thugs will always be better than any duet. Big would never do duets with some of these people trying to make money off his name.

Still think. Under Pressure. Isn't Queen. It's just Mercury. And. Dave. If only there were some sorta of tool that I could use to confirm information quickly.

Didn't get into the F-en height that one time.

Getting ready to knuckle up virtual against the cruz.

Decided not to write coherently.

Wondering if bapesta would be a legitimate? purchase.

End.

Sometimes they don't say witty stuff on Sportscenter. Or. It doesn't sound right when they get the wrong guy to say it. Like the time they were like. Oh with the right analog.

But. For the most part it is actually good.
Like. We must ignite this couch. In reference to West Virginia.

And.
Right about now. The dunk soul brother. Check it out now. The Dunk soul brother.

Maybe I should have been a sports writer. Here's a sample.
The quarterback scrambled into the endzone with litte resistance.
That's pretty good.

Dude. It was weird. The title is an exact quote. "My boyfriend says you can come to my birthday party." I was like. Uh. O.K. Anyway. I saw. SP the Ghost. Not much else happened. Resumed my hiatus from Rubix Cubing. I'm a little rusty. And. My muscles lost their memory.