Dude. Where I'm at sometimes sucks. My usual complaints are. Traffic. And. Music. But. Man. I have an extra complaint about music. And. It's not Hip Hop. It's. That stupid Hip Pop. Clipse. Don't let me down.

Most radio stations have a portion in one of their shows where they debut "new" music. Well. Why is it the new music that gets debuted here is either. Not new. Or. Garbage. Most likely bolth. Seriously. Not. Once. Twice. But. Thrice this week. The songs have been horrible. What makes this garbage hat trick worse. Is. People have called up to say they like the songs. One was about. Chicken noodle soup. And. This other song sampled a nursery rhyme. It was. Do you're ears hang low. What do I think of it? It sounds like an ice cream truck with bass is driving by.

You're probably thinking. Or. Should be thinking. Make up your mind Lex. First you complain the music is only about. Strizzip Clubs. Or. Snow. Or. Jewelz. With a Z. Now someone starts rapping about stuff that isn't that. And. It's not up to par? Just because someone doesn't rap about that stuff is it automatically supposed to be good? Aytch. E. Double Ellz Gnaw. It's one thing to rap about the tussin. Which. Brings up my second rant.

The other thing I complain about. Is Yourspace. Hyperbole warning. People either. Appear to be infinitely. A. Popular. B. Interesting. C. Mysterious. D. Any combination of the above. And. Man. Not only did I hear a garbage rap. It was about Yourspace. In the middle of traffic. The trifecta of trying to make me not be in a good mood.

Yahoo Greetings has "Marry Me" ecards. How cheap can you get? You're trying to propose marriage to a girl and instead of spending money on some flowers or even a real card, you send her an ecard. How likely is that going to work? And here's some dating advice for the ladies, if the guy isn't going to put forth the effort to do a marriage proposal right, then he's probably not going to do the being married thing right. How many other women do you think he's sending those ecards to? I definitely need to find a girl with such low expectations that she accepts an ecard marriage proposal. I mean I can understand that you're scared of rejection and everything, but this is just something you gotta face if you think you're ready for marriage. If we can just send ecards around about getting married, then it ruins the definition of marriage, or whatever it is they say.

For more ecard fun, take a look at this "Internet Love" ecard. Warning, lame MIDI music ahead. You would think ecards would be a little more advanced by now. Like made in Flash and with real music. Possibly interactive as well. But anyway, I'm really surprised Yahoo would have an ecard like that one.

I'm not dissing ecards entirely (sorta), I'm just saying some relationship things probably need to be done in person. I'm totally for breaking up with an ecard though. But I couldn't find a breakup ecard.

So yeah. This post will most likely be about music.

1. There's a new member of the Gorilla Unit.

2. Lil Jon. What happened man. I agreed with a lot of your stuff until this do it to it. What happened to the LJ of old. Remember. The one that wasn't a bia bia. Nor was he quick to back down. What happened man.

3. Which brings me to this third bullet in my presentation. Not everything has to be dirty south. Like. Screwed and chopped and screwed. And. Not everything has to be reggaeton. And. Especially. Not everything has to be a combination of the two. Dirty ton.

apparently people really like that stuff. So. If I were a politician. And. My ratings were slipping. I'd quickly do a collaboration with. Daddy Yankee. Or. Pitbull. Especially if I were trying to win over a certain target demographic. But. That would imply. Never mind. I think after my hiatus. My thoughts have more political implications.

4. For the most part I liked swisher house. And. Again. If I didn't mention this. What does the soul sonic force. And. Afrika bambatta thing about... Agh. To painful to write.

5. Keanu reeves and sandra bullock in a movie together? What the bumbaclot is it speed 3?

3.1. Yeah man. I heard that song. I forgot the name of it. And. Yeah. What the crap. Remember the stupid cha cha slide. This one is an even more retardeder version that ghetto hokie pokie. It's like moron simon says.

6. Oh yeah. Tom Cruise. The new crazy one. Not the one from days of thunder. Or. Top gun. Heck. Not even the irish boxing one that was burgling. Not even remotely close to the Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible. No. The new crazy one. What the crap. I saw him doing the dance from. It's going down. What the crap.

7. Oh yeah. Stupid. Game. Why is he hating on the bathing ape. What the crap.

8. You guys listen to Korn dogs. Not a song by Korn called dogs. But. Korndogs.

9. Man. I still hate Dem Franchize boys. Or however retardidly it is spelled. D4L. Also not on my good side. I agree with what tony starks. aka. ghostface. aka. iron man. well. at least that's the three one person i think who said it. but. yeah. south definitely has solidarity. but. man. some of it sucks. at least h-town is something to rep.

10. i'm still not liking these biggie duets i'm hearing. if he were alive. a lot of these fart knockers wouldn't have come up. because. someone had to fill that void.

11. i had more stuff to write. but. i don't have a suite dry erase board in my shower.

Went to the ORF for the weekend. Had lunch with the the girl with two first names. Even after the hiatus. She still is mean to me. The weather was pretty wank. The drive up there made my car hydroplane. For seriously. Why do they say the the mitsu3kgt is awd if it's going to do that. Also. Chilled with the Grossfaced Killah. For seriously. He looks like a mini Freeway. It's a good thing he doesn't Rock fellas. What is the word for the rest of the beer at the bottom of the bottle. Someone had a word for it. We couldn't remember what it was though.

Sunday. It was my grandmother's birthday. Went to eat lunch. And. Then. I came back to the Nova. Allegibly in Nova they don't call it Nova. That's what Novanians say. Or. Novanese. Or. Novas. I dunno. But. I've seen signs for various companies that specifically use that word.

What else.
Since my last post. Which I'm to lazy to confirm right now. In no particular order.

- I went to the B-more Aquarium. I saw a fsh with no eye.
- I went to King's Dominion. It was extreme. Went for the Drop Zone hat trick. And. I won a giant turtle.
- Still have not gotten a M.Y. Dollar sign P ace account.
- April fooled Dave. He says I go to far for a joke. That wasn't really planned. It just turned out that way.
- Have yet to meet up with Al.
- Saw the Old Dominion Culture show.
- Been playing X-Box 3 hundred and 60.
- Went bowling with. Steve. And. Rene.
- Ate 20 chicken mcnuggets in one sitting.
- Bought an electroshocking pen.
- Witnessed GMU's journey to the Final four.
- Saw lady Terps win one.
- Make up things that I've done to make me seem @ least 2x or > interesting than I really am.
- Rode a scooter.
- Only solved one face to my Rubik's professor.
- Continue to push paper.
- Saw V for Vendetta. Insideman. Ice Age part deux. And. Silent hill.
- Discovered there are Jr. Caramels. Which. Are like Junior mints.
- Won 500 dollars from a scratch ticket.
- Decided rum & rootbeer. Is almost as good a combination as Antifreeze & Rat poison. It's a mixxed drink. Ask me for the recipe. It's pretty much self explanatory. Rootbeer + Rum. = Rumbeer.
- Copped the dangerdoom disc. Yea. I know. I said copped.
- Ate at the "New" Tropical smoothie.
- Passed my online Jeopardy audition.
- Used the Schick Quattro. Which is like a Mach 3. But. Better.
- Found a new way to work. But. Wonder why people who can afford expensive cars. Don't have blootuthe headsets. And. Still have to hold the phone to their ear. Also. Did the Rayzor have speakerphone.
- Finally got around to posting on killkaraoke. But. Not everything I wanted to say.

Oh yeah. Notorious thugs will always be better than any duet. Big would never do duets with some of these people trying to make money off his name.

Still think. Under Pressure. Isn't Queen. It's just Mercury. And. Dave. If only there were some sorta of tool that I could use to confirm information quickly.

Didn't get into the F-en height that one time.

Getting ready to knuckle up virtual against the cruz.

Decided not to write coherently.

Wondering if bapesta would be a legitimate? purchase.

End.

Legends.
Man. Seriously. You know how Charlie Murphy was talking about getting to hang out with people he looked up to? It was like that. Except. They didn't have auras. All in all. A good time. If there was anything not good about the night. I'd have to say. Nothing.

Movies.
Oh man. Did anyone else notice Mos Def's movie. And. Dave Chappelle's movie both come out on this Friday's coming holiday? What if this ruins their friendship. Because. They're competing with each other for box office profits? That's probably not the case. But. I'll make it seem like so.

Video games.
I've been playing round 3. It's good on PS2. But. Intended to be played on the 360.

Movies. Music. Superheroes. I liked it better the first time.
Yeah. I totally thought we already invented the superheroes dogegory. But. Yeah. Despite what the Sugar Hill Gang says about Kal-El. [I said he's a fairy I do suppoose flyin through the air in pantyhose he may be very sexy or even cute but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit] for those that don't know. There is going to be another Superman movie. Here is the synopsis. Not the official one. But my translated version. He goes away for a little bit. People get retarded. He comes back. And. Has to adapt. But... It sounds like the Debut kinda. Like. You know. A coming of age story. Where Superman finds out he's obsolete. Because. People realized he can do a lot but he's not Spiderman. Er. Superman. So. You know the law enforcement agencies stop being so sloppy. And what not. Like. During bad guy chases. They don't drive all willy nilly. Also. They put for the effort to work on Research and Development of new bad guy stopping technologies. So. The next time some guy robs a bank with some crazy mech suit. They aren't powerless to stop him. Even the fire fighters do better in metropolis. Because. Man. That's what I would do. I'd go through the motions of trying to save people. If I knew Superman would do it. Totally. I'd just be like. Oh man look. I'm trying. But. Now. I forgot the point of what I was writing.

Boondocks.
I finally saw the Samuel L Jackson one. And. Yeah. I almost wonder how much dialouge he actually recorded. What if Sammy J was a jerk. And. Wanted a ridonkulous fee to use his voice. So. They took as much audio from Goodfellas. Juice. Formula 51. Jurassic Park. The Incredibles. And. That TV show Ghostwriter. To get all those funny things he said. By the way. According to imdb. He really was in all that stuff I said. And. If you saw the episode. Then. You'd probably know I named the less obvious. Or. Outright made up stuff. Because. Seriously. That was more like Pulp fiction. Say what again.

Finally.
Man. I hate the radio stations up here. The talk shows are not entertaining. And. The rotation is pretty wank. But. Yea. What's going on mayn. I thought you had to be a comm major. Or. Something to do radio. And. If that's the case. I totally could have been a comm major. If the prerequisite is you have to only be slightly more intelligent than the people that call in. I know it's pretty harsh to do a blanket statement like that. But. I guess the times of day. I get to listen to the radio. It consistently sucks. And. It's across the genres. Maybe I'm just used to the ORF. Who knows. Like. Seriously. The stuff I write here. I know it's dumb when I say it. But. It is on purpose for comedic effect. Like really. I don't wonder about that No man's land on the checks as much as it would appear. But. On the radio. When. They say the dumb stuff. They're really saying dumb stuff. And. What makes it worse. Is they think they are saying it in a smart way. Stupid radio.