Remember that time you were crying the mall. And. You were all like. I have the dumbest killkaraoke in the world. Then. You went to watch star wars. That was funny. When. You told me about it. Because. I wasn't there. Why would I be part of the dumbest killkaraoke.

Rest in Peace Jack Palance. For serious. I thought he was already not alive. Also. Rest in peace Ed Bradley. And. Yeah. Robots can't vote.

Of course it's football season. It helps me get through the week. There's the usual working at work. And. Sporadical online chatting. The rest of the time. I'm simulating the outcome of this weeks game. And. By simulating. Crushing all the opponents with either the Hokies. Or. Falcons. Except. The rosters aren't up to date. Oh well.

Last night I went to see a movie. It was in this place. I guess it was called the Government center. It was one of those nice places where they try to make stuff expensive so that. It keeps out the riff raff. Anyway. There's this center plaza I guess. And. There. I witnessed something I thought only existed on the internet. Yep. Suburban B-boys. Or. Triple B boys. I'm serious. I have a feeling though. They weren't demonstrating all there best stuff. Then. This photographer came by. And. They suddenly got better. But. Not by much. But. Obviously all vying for photographic attention. I like to think. Maybe I arrived late. And. I dunno. They were all tired. Or. Maybe. They were the clean up crew for some squad that was just there. But. If you've never witnessed rich kids battle. Like. }The kind that appeared to go out of their way to rock their hoodest gear. Hey it's Friday night let's school some suckas the kind that end with as. The whole squad is going to be there. What you didn't get the memo on your space? I sent it to your Razr. Bring you're boombox. You know the one we tried to tag with all those stickers from Mr. Rags. Don't forget your camera either. We needs to add stuff to youtube. I'm for serious. It's going to be fire. We can smoke some cigs when we're done. Of course your poppped collar is gangsta. I saw kanye do it.{ Kind. Then. I guess unlucky you. I probably could have just turned away from that train wreck. But. I needed to kill time before the movie.

Also. Someone in the lobby of the theater voiced a similar thought. It was pretty lame to see a bunch of rich kids break dancing. Surprisingly. Not the worst I've seen either.

That's right 1460 weekend. That's what happens when the 757 gets in the 703. Do the math. You'll see I'm right. 1. Skeletor came down. Outback. The Fonz. Silver Diner. And. Number two. In my opinion that movie is pretty digital. For seriously. If slim jim can make snapalopes. I'm pretty sure they can make a digital shark getting kicked in the face. Phony anacondas. And. CG bulls. That's just what I'm saying. Football. So far. So. Good. And. I'll update flickr in a bit.

Happy Birthday Dave. I attended the ceremony. Jay was in town also. He had a moped like Pee Wee's playhouse. Genius. Participated in a half marathon. He was all like. I don't need fifty percent of a marathon to tell me how to Rock. & Roll.

Boozball was invented.

Also.

Rest In Peace Crocodile Hunter.