Ok. So. I've been dorking around a lot. Taking pictures. I need to upload them. So. I can have an empty card for the trip. Also. I forgot to write this. The other day there was no cable/internet. Today. It was thunderstormy. Ok. Mister E. tried to use the electric stapler while I was using it. So. He cut in front of me. But. I tried to reject him. It didn't work. So. His second time around. I tried to hit the eject button so it wouldn't staplize his paper. Second time. Didn't work. To add insult to injury. I decreed. Go ahead. Try to make a basket. And. If I had a digital camera. I'd take a picture of the work set up. To show you how it works. But. It sorta ascii looks like this.

sorry i have to use dots.

stapler
..______
___|...|_______
.........|...........|
.........|...........|
counter..|...........|copier island
.........|.trash can.|
.........|..._____...|
.........|___|....|___

so. yeah. Mr. E. Is a basket ball fan. And. Yeah. He threw it behind me but not over me. Off the wall. And. With the finger roll. Totally trashed the paper wad. So. He got me with the hat trick. I'm getting rusty. No one half a century old has ever scored a basket on me. Also.

Why do people write about people but try to keep it private? The internet is super such the public forum. In fact. They would just have to google my full name. Alexander Commander. And. They'd know I was talking about them.

A dogegory is like a category. But. Different.

- Work. Someone had an easy button. Like the ones from Staples. I totally think I invented that.

- General. I got caught up in that Powerball madness. Except. I didn't buy a ticket. Thing is. You know when you start daydreaming about what you'd do with that money? What if you were so rich. You could eat Chick Fil A on Sundays. Regular not rich people can't do that.

- Work. I was late to work the other day. Someone asked me how I was doing. To which I replied. I feel like I'm having a case of the Mondays. It was on Wednesday when it happened.

- Video games. I got Fight Night Round 3. I like it. But. It really makes me want a 360 now. Well. Not really want. But. That's the only game that has me sold on the console so far. And. PS3 is allegedly delayed again.

- Movies. I got Waiting on DVD. If you caught my away message on President's Day. You may have gotten the Abraham Lincoln reference.

- Movies. I thought V for Vendetta already happened.

- Sports. Did anyone else catch the highlights of the dunks?

- Rants. I think everyone who barely got their license was on the road today. I have extremely disdain rons who can not operate motor vehicles. Both ability. And. Priveledge.