it's true. merman hasn't registered for the selective service and doesn't have any shots. and tn has a box cutter and doesn't care about hurting the us economy.
tn came with merman and me today. merman got food and we watched him eat. then we went to the arcade and played area 51. then we kidnapped tn and took her to the pacific ocean to drown her. i got stuck with the job of making sure she didn't run away. she called yawn for help but he didn't do anything. but then when we finally got there she liked it. and we stayed there for a long time. then we went back. merman went to class early to leave me with some "alone time" with tn. yeah. you won't believe what happened next. you'll just have to imagine it. anyway, she claimed she actually wanted to go to the water but she pretended like she didn't want to because it was more fun. sure. girls. go figure. then she left.
i don't even bother mentioning all the parts where i slept because i sleep so much during the day, so that would be a waste of space to mention all the sleeping times. i even missed the new dragon ball z episode today. buu is so cool. he's like the first pokemon or something. he's so cute.
merman argued with me about me being mean to tn. i'm not the one who called her a prostitute though. and besides, i see it as a mutual smart remark exchange. and. she started it. she's mean to me too. but no, noone ever looks at my side. yeah they just think poor tn, he's so mean to her, blah blah blah. yeah.
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well you are a big meanie.
