jay has finger-like toes, our new friend kneel has a toe-like thumb, and jay's minivan can travel through time. gonna go back in time. for more interesting facts, read on...
busy busy day. saturday. it didn't start out like this. alex spent the entire freaking day "packing" whatever that means. so he couldn't hang out. and merman said he was busy with his family. so he couldn't hang out either. jay and i hung out with egg. we went thrift-store-ing - the act of going to thrift stores, kinda like clubbing. we found "millionaire in training" shirts. also we went to wherehouse music and they found the goonies dvd. i never saw that movie.
then we dropped off egg. we ate food. stopped at jay's house. we got tickets to see ben folds but not five, just one of him. so we called up evil and she went with us. along with evil sister, egg, and egg's friend, kneel. first this band that said their cd is next to abba in stores played. if you look for their cd, just get the abba cd. and then, clem snide, what a funny name. that's about all i can say about him.
finally, ben folds was on. jay said his last name really is folds. anybody with a verb for a last name is cool. evil didn't believe it was really ben folds. she was complaining about the stupid people. it was cool. i hate idiots too. oh yeah. there were these two girls, well at least two, who were really getting into the music. and they were umm dancing. if that's what you would call it. anyway, egg wanted to get their digits. all of them. but he wussed out. later on evil stood in front of my view of those girls. great going evil. she ruins everything.
oh yeah, almost forgot. ben folds is really good. and that light show looked great too. that was about all i saw. the red light switched to the blue light. then the blue light switched to the red light. and sometimes they'd throw you off by tossing it up with a yellow light. like i'd be expecting a red or blue light and then it's like "whoa that was totally unexpected" when it was yellow instead. that's why they're the brilliant light guys. any other normal person would just do red, yellow, blue, but nope, these guys were experienced. it must be an art thing.
then we took evil and evil sister back home. i got sloppy seconds on a hug from evil. jay got a hug first.... but egg and kneel didn't get a hug because they were too lazy to get out of the van. which reminds me, not only is evil a bad driver, but she's also a backseat driver. anyway, we went to wendys and dropped off kneel and egg. not at wendys though. i mean at their respective houses.
after dropping off the minors, jay and i went to smoke, read porn, and scratch lottery tickets all at the same time. not really. we didn't do any of those things. instead we went to see astropop 3 but it turned out they already played. so instead we saw some other band. i don't know what they were called. for the first half they rocked just a little too much. then at about the second half they varied it up some, which was good. and any band that plays heart breaker is a good band. that's such a great song. you're a heart breaker, dream maker, love taker. don't cha mess around with me. heart breaker might be one word, i dunno.
also, dan from astropop 3 tried to take a picture of jay and me but dan from astropop 3 didn't use the flash or something so it probably won't come out. then dan from astropop 3 forgot my name and dan from astropop 3 hugged me. yep. natasha is gonna be so jealous. so if you're reading this natasha, dan from astropop 3 hugged me! ha. ha. ha. and that also means. that hugging me would be like hugging dan from astropop 3. or the closest you'll ever get to hugging dan from astropop 3. so. who wants to hug me? i said. WHO WANTS TO FREAKIN HUG ME?
i have this amazing ability in theaters or at concerts where no matter where i sit or stand, a basketball player or somebody tall enough to be one always stands or sits right in front of me. no matter where i am. see i told you there would be more interesting facts. more as in quantity of facts, not more as in more interesting.
