12/07/2001 Entry: "everyone knows you should choose b when you guess on a multiple choice test"




statistically the answer is more likely to be b. but yawn and tn claim it's c. maybe in vietnam the most likely choice is c, but here in america it's b. maybe that's why they get bad grades on tests.

today was the last day of the semester. and my exams don't start until wednesday. woo hoo. 4 day weekend.

i beat yawn in pool. He beat me too. there was one girl there who called some guy jesus. i don't mean 'hey-seus' i mean 'gee-zus'. so we were looking for jesus. then one time that girl watched me shoot and i made a pretty good shot. then she said "nice". every girl always says that about me... i kept missing a really easy shot to win the game. so i ended up setting it up for yawn and he won. then on the second game i kept missing an easy shot at the end but i finally made it and won.

this really cute girl glanced at me. and how do i know she glanced at me? well because i was staring at her. and her whole head moved, she didn't use periphereal vision.

then we went to wait for tn and merman. yawn went to his lab for 5 minutes. tn found me. yawn came back. yawn and i played tennis while tn was the ball girl. it's about time she did something useful. then we went to the pier, formally refered to as the pacific ocean. we sat on the bench for a while. we went back, tn left, yawn and i got drinks from the magical drink pouring machine. it's like gambling, because sometimes it'll pour the drink right and other times the cup will tip over or the drink will get poured over the side of the cup. but now i figured out how to increase my odds of getting it right, you have to let it put ice in the cup to weigh down the cup and keep it from tipping over or moving. before, merman and i got it without ice because the fruit punch was already cold. so there's the secret to it. you're welcome. this is all the fun merman missed out on. lots of tennis and the pacific ocean, his two favorite things to do.


by zer0cha0s @ 04:16 PM EDT



Replies: 2 comments


yep, exactly merman i mean 'the merm' and we couldn't find you because we didn't know when you were taking that test. and as tn said over and over, '[merman] needs a cell phone so we can call him'.

Posted by zer0cha0s @ 12/08/2001 05:35 PM EDT

so let me get this straight. they put the no ice option so that bastards that were smart enough to know the drinks were already cold and that the ice took up half the cup would be punished by getting a faulty drink if any at all? cruel. and i missed out on tennis?? i can't believe you guys did this all without me. losers.

Posted by the merm @ 12/08/2001 12:31 AM EDT
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