01/02/2002 Entry: "what the hell"




i might as well carry on what burden dave has left me. that is, these journal entries. i can't say much becuase not much can be said. holidays. jolly good. merry ho ho's and happy woohoo's...

i got a call from chuck new years night and he was completely wasted. he told me "merry hol...wait. ahahaha." then a phone click. hope he's still alive. alex's teeth got pulled out so he talks funny (funnier than usual) and drools (twice as much as he does normally). as for me. new years went with the passing of the timer on the tv. amazing how people are somehow glued to the tv during special events. it's all a conspiracy that t.v. exec's made to make people mindless zombies obeying the droning voices of the late late show and msnbc news. first they draw us away from holidays. then it'll be a daily thing. soon the whole world will be just a bunch of clones of various t.v. shows. oh wait. that's already happened to the majority of the world. well, there goes a couple thousand years of evolution. i worked today. back at my old job. cinemark theatres. the best seat in town. look for me. i'm the one in uniform. over and out, lieutenant. ever wonder why colonel is spelled colonel when it's pronounced kernal and there isn't a bloody r in colonel. kfc promotes dyslexism.


by merman @ 01:01 AM EDT



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hope jay and dave are having fun in japan.

Posted by mer @ 01/02/2002 01:05 AM EDT
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