i ordered one online. you know. the guide books on life...
... although they don't call it that on the internet. the guy selling them said that since they're in such high demand and that if they published them under the title "the guidebook to life" everyone would get one and they'd be sold out faster than the next harry potter book. so, this guy's a freakin genius, he calls it "marvelous marvin's many ways to be a millionare". i guess life has a lot to do with making money. but i can't wait till it comes. so i gave him my credit card number and he tells me that the high rise corporate office in new york was undergoing renovations, so that means i'll probably get some additional fee's on my credit card bill. but it's ok and if i wait a while, it'll correct itself. i mean, at a million bucks a copy, this book's gotta be good, right? oh yeah, how's everybody doing out there? does anyone really go to this site? gimme a reply if your still alive. don't if your dead. get that hand outta your shorts and back on the mouse, pervs.
