02/15/2002 Entry: "m.i.a. m.e.r.m.a.n."

name: merman age: 18
last seen: dec. 31, 2001 11:59 pm
break dancing on corner of 5th and Main wearing white classic adidas and yellow reflective jumpsuit

i'd like to apologize to dave for all the times i said we'd hang out but didn't. it has been. busy. you know. school. work. family. plotting to take over the world and causing mass mayhem. ps2. the last two can be correlated together as the most time consuming. the first and third can be correlated together as the hardest and most discouraging. the second can be correlated as...the other thing. got that. don't worry. i don't quite have it either. i see dave is having more fun than i am. as well as jared. i'd like to make a contraption to kill squirrels. or trap one. so i can study them. and watch them poop. cuz, have you ever seen squirrel poop? do they even excrete body refuse? or are they the only organisms in the world that don't have bungholes? these questions remain unanswered by the discovery channel. who cares about freakin naked pygmies. bring on the squirrels, i say. they may be the single most deadly animal in the world. how the hell would we know? but they are a common site. until. they catch you off guard and jump on your head. sucking the life force out through your nostrils. beware...beware...