05/21/2002 Entry: "haley joel osment"




fourtracksoffury: i dunno. i figured he was a liar. and i didn't care enough about justin timberlake to persue an interogation.
fourtracksoffury: pursue. i knew i spelt that wrong.
aCLoudyWednesday: lol.
fourtracksoffury: drats! i'll never win...
aCLoudyWednesday: never win what?
fourtracksoffury: the spelling bee.
fourtracksoffury: year after year i continually lose.
fourtracksoffury: to that haley joel osment looking kid. i swear he's a robot with spell check for a brain.

so here's a song i wrote about haley joel osment- child star... or teen heartthrob?


with round robot eyes
and an artificial heart
and an artificial mind
he sets out in the world
not sure what to find
only believing that he'd get there if he just tried.
alongside with his supercomputer bear
and a mechanical gigolo, he met on the way,
with slicked back artificial hair.
who could see the events that would play?

some say he would have been a good anakin skywalker.
i disagree when they say he would have made an excellent harry potter.


by j @ 08:34 PM EDT

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