06.08.02.
I woke up. Then. I had to get ready to go to Cinemark. The best seat in the house. For. My orientation. I met up with Jay there. I got there. Then. I realized. I couldn't find my cellie. It was not good. So. I checked the parking lot. And. I phound it. I'm crazy glad. I needed that to communicate with Robot Girl. So. Back to orientation. Me. And. Jay. Were the only dudes. Man. He straight up willed it... Anyway. This one girl looked familiar. I think she spazzed out once. It was during a wrassling match. Anyway. We got all this cool stuff... Yeah. Like. A visor. And. A T-shirt. And. An apron. And. A name tag. And. A handbook. Dude. If you lose this stuff. It's crucial. It'll cost like I dunno what. So. Yeah. We had a tour as well. Dude. Mad cross contamination. I hope I get a good shift. And. I hope I can do all that stuff. We learned. It definitely doesn't look like rocket science. I hope I'm gonna be the best concession dude. There ever was. Or. Ever will be. You know what I'm talking about. Eventually. Orienation was over. I dunno how Jay did it. But. Yeah. I had to get my Social Security card. So. They could schedule me. So. I went home. And. I had to play phone tag. Then. I headed back to the mall. And. I had to wait a while. Then. I talked with the guy I had an interview with. And. He did what he had to do. Then. Yeah. I headed to the strip.
I was going to the strip. Because. Ya know... Robot girl came down. I couldn't miss this oportunity to be with her. It's been a while... Anyway. Man. My car sucks. AC is iffy. Guages are iffy. And. Sound is bammer. Anyway. I made it to the strip no problem. However... I've never actually been in the situation where. I had to find... Real parking. So. Yeah. I almost parked at a reserved for private guests place. But. I didn't. Ten bones... What the blood. Eh. It's all good. So. Then. More phone tag. Then. I had to walk to the beach. And. Robot Girl saw me. I didn't see her. But. Then. I did. She was wearing the top I got her for her birthday. I am glad she was wearing it. So. I went to be with her. I saw her bro. We'll call him. Bravo. And. I saw Tree. And. George. So. I sat with Robot Girl for a while. She's just like I remembered her. No wait. Better. Than when I remembered. Dude. It was cizzold. And. Yeah. The waves were ridiculous. Ya know? Dude. I was very stoked to see her. Let's see. We took pictures. I wish I had gotten shorts. And. Such. So she could bury me in the sand. Maybe next time. It was cizzold anyway. Oh yeah. Then. I gave her bubbles. And. There was this guy. With a metal detector. Then. I went with her to the bathroom. Stoked. And. I thought I saw this dude from my english class back at Tech. It wasn't. Let's see... Um. Eventually. After just chillaxin. They wanted to bounce. So. We loaded up their car. They gave the littlest person. The most stuff to carry. Then. I drove home. While they followed me. This driving time was different than. The last time. I learned to not be distracted by her beauty. Kinda sorta. And. I kinda messed up. Like. Once. But. Yeah. Nothing crucial. At my house we waited for Jay. And. Dayve. So. Let's see. While we waited. We played Time Crisis. Then. Bust A Groove. Bravo took a shower. So. Did. Robot Girl. Then. My house wasn't entertaining enough. So. We went to P squared. G squared. On the way to PPGG. I saw this car that looked familiar. It was Neff. I always wondered what happened to that kid. He went to GMU. After PPGG. Which was about... Not even five minutes. We walked to Flipper McCoys. They wanted to play pool. Robot Girl hurted her foot. That sooked. So. Some of them played pool. While they did that. I schooled Robot Girl in air hockey. Well... Not really schooled. But. Ya know. I beat her. Let's see. I played Tekken 4. And. Robot Girl watched me. I did good when she watched me this time. Let's see. Then. I watched Tree. And. George play pool. Someone hustled someone. Then. I played Street Fighter. And. Sega GT. I really like a lot of the Avex Track stuff I've heard. Let's see. Robot Girl liked the }chicken cherry yukki. Er. Chicken Teriyaki{ at Sakio Japan in Lynnhaven. So. She suggested they eat that. So. That was our plan. We made it to Lynnhaven no problem. Except. I kinda parked us a little farther than the entrance we usually go in. That sooked. I think they liked that mall. The girls I guess. Robot Girl felt underdressed. I thought she looked fine. She was probably cold though. Note to self. By clothes in Robot Girl's size. Let's see. We stopped by. Bath. And. Body. Where Joy helped us. But. We were just looking. Well. Not really. George needed deodorant. I think. Then. Bathroom stop. And. Then. We went to eat. My cherry yukki was aight. That stuff is good. Let's see. Robot Girl. Said. I lookeded like the version of me. She remembers from orientation at school. Just better. Me thinks. It's the lenses. Definitely. George needed some stuff. So. We split up. As we split up. I saw this girl that looked like Weather Girl in that music shoppe. And. J Lo. And. Behold. It was her. Was that not weird awkward. Or what. Weather Girl was dressed like two other people we passed earlier. Anyway. I made a big dum dum head mistake. Ya know? But. Yeah. I called Robot Girl. My friend. I used the wrong title. Big derk er derk er der for real. Like. Seriously. Third person perspective would have required someone to say. Smooth move exlax. Or. Nice play Shakespeare. It was bad. So. Robot Girl. VS. Weather girl. They talked. And. Yeah. That was done. Then. I saw my uncle. It was funny. Because. This time. It really was my uncle. I usually go. Hey. There's your uncle. When. It's not really. But. This time it was. Guess you had to be there. So. Yeah. We did the usual salutations. Then. Robot Girl. And. I went somewhere. And. Frickin A. Ran into Weather Girl again. It was the garboge stuff on .T.G.I.F was made of... From that point on. It was kinda. Not happy happy joy joy. I thought it mighta been FUBAR. But. It could have still been R-ed. Hmm... So. Like. Yeah. There was this like dough pass gun. And. It shot rubber bands. And. It was in the gumball machine. Dude. I had to have it. So. I got it. Man. It's like. All... Tactical. And. Stuff. Anyway. I tried to entertain myself with that. Since. I yea... Messed up. Mayn. Why is anything anything. Yak now? Er. Ya know? Then. We met up with those guys. It was mad cold. And. Um. Robot Girl didn't need my shirt. It sooked. So. Yeah. We went to Dayve's house. I kinda got us lost. I don't know what I was thinking. I thought we were coming from Greenbrier. I missed mad exits. I was really smooth... Cha right. Anyway. During our adventure. I saw Celesbian. Also. Um. There was a funny incident with the made up song game we were playing. At Dayve's house. I had a little incident with the sink. Note to self. Slowly open faucet... I think that made it better. I was happy happy joy joy again. It's been a while. Ya know? Let's see. Nasty Nate was there. And. Some other guy. The other guy looked like. Jake. From Tech. Who talks like that dude from }Half-Baked.{ We saw Dayve Dance. Dance. Revolution. Then. I spent time with Robot Girl. I wish it was longer. Then. We played foosball. George. And. I. Made a comeback. And. We beat. Genius. And. Dayve's sis. They're usualy undefeated. Man. The spin the ball has now it's ridiculous. They Pledged that bad boy. The last game. Was. Against Robot Girl. And. Dayve. VS. George. And. I. Robot Girl eventually had to go. I didn't want her to leave. I rode home with them. And. It was very much like that Coke commercial. The one. In the subway. Where. The guy didn't want the ride to end. That was me. So. Yeah. I have to visit her. Once work allows it. I hope it is relatively soon. Ya know? Then. She said good bye to me. And. I said bye to her. Tommy Visor.
06.09.02.
I went to church. Then. I came home. And. I cleaned. I cut the grass. Good. Like. I cut parts of my yard I don't normally cut. And. I vacuumed. Parts I don't normally vacuum. Like. The ceiling. The reason why I had to clean so much was. Tommorow is my sister's birthday. I had to hose off furniture. And. Yeah. Even the side of the house. Dude. I hosed down two wasps nests. That freaked me out. Oh yeah. I even vacuumed the Rav. What else... Gas run. And. A Supah Dupah K run. I saw Less Lee. Me thinks she lost weight. Then. I typed this. Dude... The house is clean. I wish Robot Girl got to see it the way it is now. Because. Yeah. I cleaned it. And. That's good. Because. It's good that girls get a guy who knows how to clean. Right. Ok. Yep. End.
