06.17.02.
I woke up. And. Baby Alex was over here. If you don't know who Baby Alex is... What are you doing on killkaraoke.com? Anyway. He's a baby. And. His name is Alex. Hence the name. And. He's really foony. I mean. Really foony. I'll just go through the antics of today. Let's see. Oh yeah. I made peach iced tea. And. When my grandma wasn't looking. I spit out the ice cubes in Baby Alex's direction. He kept laughing. Then. I decided to let him have some P.I. Tea. And. He tried to spit out the cubes too. Except... There were no cubes. And. He spit out just drink. So. I told on him. And. My grandma told him not to do that. Then. I showed LiL Lex. The loogie yo-yo. He was amazed. And. Kept asking me what it was. And. To keep doing it. He reached out to touch it... And. I didn't suck it back up. So. It stayed on his hand. After that. I called up Richelle at work. Except. It was Crank Yankers. And. Yeah. Lilex laid the macc down on Richelle. Throughout the conversation he said such memorable lines as. }Whassup!!! ?What are you doing¿ Eye miss ewe. And. Aisle of ewe.{ I gotta stay on my toes. He laid the macc down pretty well on Richelle. Then. We crank yankered other people. Oh yeah... The thing is. He has the usual. Baby A. D. D. Because. I was trying to get him to talk to Richelle about something important. And. Mid sentence. No wait. Word. He was like. }?What's that¿{ In reference to a shiny butterfly sticker. What else. Then. Lilex found. The }My First Sony{ under the futon. For those of you that don't know. It's a baby M.C. kit. So. Yeah. Baby Alex. Started singing. I don't know if those were real words. But. The song was. Aight. And. He got scared. Because. I told him the Lava Lamp. Er. Groove Tube. Was actually monster eggs. What else. When you watch kids. You have to learn words like. }Get down from there. Or. Wheredid you find that. Or. Don't touch that. Or. Dude. ?What is that¿{ Then. We played some football in the house. It was a pretty fun game of. Throw it to him while he takes forever to catch up to it. Until. He threw it. And. Managed to hit the phone. And. Make the football fall in the sink. So. My dad said. No more football in the house. It's not my fault. It was his. His Baby Alex. Oh yeah. Baby Alex likes running around wearing the Hawaiian lei. It's not even real. Oh yeah. Then. He got fascinated by the }Clifford the Big Red Dog.{ When you squeeze his paw. It barks. And. His ears move. For a while. He couldn't figure out how to make it work. So. Imagine his surprise when he figured out how to. But. With kids. Once isn't enough. So. He kept doing it. Then. It got to the point. Where he tried different tricks. Like using is foot. Or something. I think he coulda done it all day. But. He fell asleep on me. While I was watching T.V. That crazy kid. Dude. I bet that kid is a chick magnet. Like. If I could take him around town. I would. We'd get mad girls. Well. If I was interested in that sort of thing. Well. Not not interested in girls. But. Just many. I'm content with just one. }Dude that was smooth.{ You know what I'm talking about.
Then. I had to start working at Cinemark. Or. When I T9. Cinema mark. Because. I got my whole scheduling thing cleared up. So. I rocked my new shoes. And. The Minority Report shirt. Working... It's not bad. Like. There were times when I got to take a breather. Once... When I used to volunteer. I'd sometimes hope the work I'd be doing wouldn't end. Because. Once I did that... I knew there'd be an even more... Pointless job waiting. Let's see. This dude I've known since third grade works there. He mentioned some kinda. B2k audtion. What else. Man. There's this machine. And. It shoots butter. But. It's iffy. Liked the butter gets everywhere. Let's see. Oh yeah. I didn't get a break. But. It's cool. Oh yeah. I met this girl. She looks like my old math partner. Anyway. She was really nice. And. Helped me out a lot. I made a couple of new guy mistakes. But. Nothing crucial. Ya heard. Let's see. Oh yeah. It's good. Because. Everything is mornon proof. Like. They have C cleaner. And. S cleaner. And. Since C comes before S in the alphabet. You spray C cleaner first. So. Yeah. Working isn't bad. I wish it was more money less work. But. Doesn't everybody. And. }The only time success comes before work. Is in the dictionary.{ And. Special shoutie outie to 8 Carol. HAHAHAHA. Very FLICKIN FUNNY.
06.18.02
.W.W.B.A.D. ?What Would Baby Alex Do¿
Me. And. Baby Alex always have our best fun at the kitchen table. Check it. We were sitting there. And. My sister came in from outside. And. Baby Lex was like. }Ahhh!!!{ So. I told him. }Yeah. I w ass cared too.{ Then. He said. His cracker looked like a gun. It did. Baby Alex was eating pudding. So. I got a bright idea. My grandma wasn't watching. So. I told him to put his hands in his pudding. So. He did. Then. I said. }Now do this.{ And. I started to put my hand all over my face. And. Baby Alex did the same thing with his pudding hand. Then. When he was siginificantly chocolately. I told on him. My grandma started laughing when she saw him. Then. Wanted to know what happened. He was quiet. So. My sister said. Did Alex tell you to do that. And. He glanced at me. And. I was motioning a no. But. Baby Alex said yes. So. My grandma told him not to do that again. So. I asked if he was mad at me. And. He said yes. Then. I asked him again. I said. }?Are you mad at me now¿{ And. He said. }No yes.{ So. My grandma laughed. And. Wanted to know how it could be no yes. And. He said. }Alex put the chocolate on him.{ Which is so totally not what went down. So. I went to my computer. And. Started typing this up. And. He comes along. And. Claims to have e-mail. I told him he didn't. Because. Well. He didn't. Kids are weird. According to him. He's going to Chuckie Cheese. Then. He tried his hand at exercising. My sister was lifting weights. So. he lifted his sandals. Which were on the wrong hands assuming there would be a corresponding sandal hand. Having Baby Lex around is like... Playing Sims. Except. I can't control him. And. You smell when he stinks. Let's see. Then. I had to go. And. Help a little with the leadership camp. It hasn't started yet though. Then. I went to the theater to check my schedule. I saw an usher I knew. Then. I went home. And. Cut my grass. I'm kinda stuck at home. Sorta. But. Not really. Ya heard.
