06.23.02
Dairy Queen.
I went to church. And. The beach. The end. No wait. Do not get the Dairy Queen Misty. It tastes yooky. At least kiwi-strawberry does.
06.24.02
Norfolk Public Schools Summer Leadership Academy 2002.
Let's see. I had to wake up. And. Take my sister to Norfolk Public Schools Summer Leadership Academy 2002. I went to it for 2 years. I was gonna help out last year. But. I was in Kansas. Ok. Let's see. I saw mad people. And. Memories came flooding back. Let's see. I saw this guy. Rizzick. And. Marisa. And. Larkin. And. Ryan. And. Dayve. And. A couple of assorted others. Not much else to say. But. They did have a pretend camper named Ike. I shoulda wrote more about the activities I did. Hmm. I gave a testimonial about. Why camp is cool. Because. It is. I shouted out the Cinemark. And. My sister gayve a testimonial. And. Leilani. I used to shout her a holler. And. Vice Versa. Ya heard. I can't really remember what else happened that day. Oh yeah!!! Bike Maker was in my backyard. So. I shouted him a holler. Back to camp. I know they put me to work though. And. I learned some swing dancing. Jump. And. Jive.
06.25.02
Norfolk Public Schools Summer Leadership Academy 2002. 2.
Yeah. So. Um. I woke up. And. Did the sameish stuff I did yesterday. I can't remember what else. Oh yeah. Horny L. You may remember her from prior episodes. She was up in that piece. She gayve a testimonial. Let's say. It was um. W.E.A.K. Ya heard. What else... I think I monitored some night time activities. Like. Salsa dancing. I practiced by myself. And. Switched around with partners. Had I known I was supposed to participate. I woulda been more selective. Ya heard. Um. I think that's about it. I think I did a Wendy's run?
06.26.02
Masterwoo.
I missed most of the camp today. I had to work. Mayn. There were mad little kids. Not angry. But. A bunch. It was some thing Cinemark does on Wednesdays that I did not know about. Alright. And. I did make it in time to go to Camp. There was a talent show. I was there for back up. Hmm. Oh yeah. Bong-Bong's sister. Princess. Was playing piano. And. It was Enrique Iglesias' song. Hero. And. Some dudes were singing. And. One of them got down on his knee in front of my sister. It was foony. And. The returnees had a foony skit. Na mean. I was in the talent show. I had to perform some magic. The usual tricks. The teleporting fingers. The linking rings. The magic thumb. An act of something. And. Teleporting quarters. And. The grand finale of. The disappearing quarter. Variation on the teleporting fingers was. I had a member in the audience catch it. And. Throw it back. And. The act of something. Was where I got a member of the audience guess which cup a ping pong ball was under. Except. All the cups were clear. And. My teleporting quarters was tight... Sorta. And. Just in case people thought. I had multiple quarters. I proved to them. I didn't. By having all the quarters appear at the end. What else. Oh yeah. The disappearing quarter. Mayn. It didn't work. But. I hear it was well received... Anyway. I saw Kyleah. She was my first counselor. She is really coo. And. Me thinks personally. The coolest one my year. Because. She was all young. And. Hip. And cool. And. Fly. Nice. So. Yeah. That is why. She is the coolest. What else. Sara B. Was dropping some eye water. I felt bad. Oh yeah. Dayve. A different one. He calls me LiL Tsunny. No way. I'm not like him. Even though it's true. That I'll probably be a trainee for five years like him. Oh yeah. We got in trouble. Because. Of a misunderstanding thing. But. Yeah. Don't yell.
06.27.02.
Estoy Embarazada.
Let's see. I helped out again. There was this banquet thing. And. Like. Uh. Ya know. I didn't anticipate on going. And. Lil Stump told me. That. I shouldn't anticipate on going either anyway. So. I was skraight. Anyway. Around time for banquet. I asked to type up resumes. So. Mrs. Oreo hooked it up. So. That's what I did. Then. Horny L. Tried to put me in a weird situation. Like. She comes in at 5.45. The banquet starts at six. And. Asks me to give her a ride to pick up her stuff. It's clothes for the banquet. And. I'm all like. Are you in it? And. She's all like. Naw. So. We're like five minutes away from the parking lot. And. About. Ten minutes away from her destination. Because. Of all the lights. Anyway. So. Then it'll be about five minutes for her to get her stuff. Then. The same ten minutes. And. Five minutes. And. However much more time it would take her to change. Cause. We all know. She won't gonna change in my car. Ya heard. So. Yeah. I didn't want to. So. I'm all like. Uh. Do I gotta dun gotta. And. I say. }Is it coo if I say no?{ And. She says. }Yeah.{ So. I says no. Na mean. That was for the twizzins. Cause. She didn't hook them up with a ride. And. I had to give her an unexpected ride home last night. So. Like my girlfriend. Richelle. Says. }Bleh.{ Ok. So. Then. I finish typing most of the resumes. And. I head to the poetry share. After trying to contact my girlfriend. Once. I got a signal. I couldn't. So. I just went to the poetry share. They try to make you cry there. I didn't cry this year. What else. Oh yeah. I saw by Mrs. Oreo. And. I kept making her laugh. Oh yeah. Mrs. Foreman. She is also a very nice lady. Then. There was a dance. It was someone's birthday. So. There was cake. And. Since. I'm a certified food handler. I handled the cake. Then. I went with Mrs. Oreo. To show her the resumes I completed. The printer was sketchy. So. I had to fix it. And. For a while. I stood there. With the top open. Like. People. Who stand with the hood of their car open. Anyway. After that. I was mad hungry. So. I went back to the dance. And. I got to eat cake. I got a thank you. For not being a jerk hole. And. Was told I handled the situation very maturely. Ya heard. Well. Those aren't the exact words. But. Basically. Basically. Yes. I got to go to the dance for the last two songs. Don't worry. I didn't dance with anyone. But. I did dance in the corner. And. Trick someone into thinking I was making out with someone. That whacky joke never gets old. And. Yeah. That's about it. I did have fun breaking up people who were getting close. Like a chaperone. Hmm... And. For the second time. I got called. Lil Tsunny. And. Once again. I confirmed. Yep. 110%... I think. Horny L is allergic to work. And. Mad. Gee. You. Double El. Eye. Bee. El. Eee. Timberlake. And. Lil Stump. And. I took turns tricking her.
06.28.02
?I'm Kyoot¿
Today. Was the last day. They made sure they used me as much as they could. Oh yeah. We said. The Nurse's sister was. Tee. Double Oh. Eff. El. Why. Too fly. Because. She didn't want to be. El. Eye. El. Eff. El. Why. Lil Fly. Because. She said it sounded like a bug. What else. I got teased... I thought I was getting an award. But. I realized I wasn't. A second before. It happened. That kinda sooked. But. Timberlake. Shouted me an outie. Thanks dun. Oh yeah. We spent a lot of time writing happy grams. And. Mrs. Oreo might have her baby soon. Oh yeah. At work . I saw some... Happy people. I think they coulda flown. If they wanted to. And. I saw. Tabitha Godzilla. She looks mad skinnier. I think it's. Cause. She joined the army. I used to hang out at her house. When. I was little. And. Bother her sister. And. Brother. That was back when I was young. And. Dorky. Now. I'm just older. Oh yeah!!! This is funny. I got this girl's phone number. Like. I remember ringing her up at my register. And. Later on that night. I had to refill her bag of popcorn. And. I didn't want to say. Enjoy your show. Because. I figured their show was over. But. She slid me a ticket stub. And. Said. }Eye think you're kyoot. Hears my number. Ewe can call me if ewe want.{ And. I just said. }Aight.{ And. I put the stub in my pocket. I was gonna tell her my name. But. I remembered. I had a name tag on. Derk er derk er der. I can honestly say. I was ?flattered¿ by that compliment. Me thinks. It was the dimple flexing. But. The girl. Was young looking. And. I was using her two friends. As. Age gauges. Mayn. How come girls didn't just give me numbers back when I wanted them. Like. That easy too. Except. They shoulda been flier. Any way. I told some of the people at work. And. They gave me props. I just thought it was foony. I thought I was gonna call her. Just to say. Hey. But. Let her know. Only one girl has my heart. But. I figured. It might be past her bed time. Oh yeah! I picked up my pay check. Thirty bones. You know what I'm talking about.
06.29.02
Ten Months.
Slept for most of the day. Then. I talked to Robot Girl a lot. And. Yeah. At work. I saw Evil. But. Since. Jay. Is like Jay-Z. You know he loves em. Leaves em. Because. He doesn't need em. Evil. Said. She didn't want to talk to him. And. I saw some other people I knew. Oh yeah. These people came in my line. And. They forgot to pay. But. I got them before. They left. It was funny. Because. Then. The guy almost forgot his change too. I had to call them back. What else. Oh yeah. Jenny came. I didn't realize it was her. At first. Then. I did. It seems like. All the sevenickelseven girls that. Either. I shouted a holler at. Or. Shouted one at me. Or both. Come to Cinemark... And. If that's' the case. Then. Where is Rebecca O. The girl I had a crush on in kindergarten? Na mean. What else... Oh yeah. And. Mary Wellman. From church. Came through my line too. They kept talking loud. But. In a good way. About how a good worker I was. Coincidently. }Surprise. Surprise.{ One of the mangers was around. When. They left. He was like. I thought you'd never get through that. Oh yeah! What the blood. They bucked on the nozzles for the sodas... And. Lemonaid. And. I had a busted register. The door didn't open automatically. And. Yeah. That's it. }Today is our ten months. I love you girl. You know who you are. But. Since. Dayve reads my journal. And. He's not good at figuring out who anyone is. I'll let Dayve know. Dayve. The girl I am referring to is Richelle. ?Got it¿{
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