06.30.02. Stwong Bad.
Today. I chilled with Jay. Well. Not really chill. But. He came over. We cut out the volleyball mask. It's like. A tuscan? raider. Strong Bad. Ninja Turtle. Bald cap. Mask in one. It's so awesomest. Everyone probably wants one now. You know what I'm talking about. That is about it.
07.01.02. My Head. Your Body.
I went to work today. I got a good evaluation thing from my manager. And. Yeah. I went scanner shopping with Dayve. We sat in the aisles. We had to figure out what the best scanner was. And. When we left. The thing beeped. But. It was coo. Then. We went home. And. Dayve showed me how to um. Modify pictures. Let's see. If you want. There's a weather girl. Alex. Hybrid. And. A Robot Girl Mullet. And. The never happened pic. Also. At Dayve's house. They had steaks. They were good. Thanks David's mom. And. I saw David's brother. He looked different. What else. That is about it. Oh wait. I started playing DDR. Again. Sorta. Yeah. And. I helped Genius out. He knows what I'm talking about.
July 02 2002. Mario's Bad Brakes.
I had to cut the grass. We were supposed to go to the beach. But. I was tired. And. Wanted to sleep in. I went to get Dayve. We went to the bank. Then. To the Post Office. The stamp machine is.... Tricky tricky. Then. We went to my house. Jay called. So. We got him. And. Went to check our schedules. Nope. They weren't posted. Then. We hit up the arcade. Man. I so rule at Harley Davidson. And. The L.A. Riders. Then. More mall cruising. We ran into. Jan. And. Adam. They rolled with us. I think. Technically. It coulda been we were headed in the same direction. Then. We stopped to see what Mer was doing. And. Yeah. He was embarrassed by us. But. It's understandable. Then. To Jay's house. We watched. Drunken Master. Er. Legend of Drunken Master. Oh yeah. Jay. And. Dayve. Couldn't figure out how to play. Mario's Time Machine. And. Jay cooked Chili. We played Star Fox. And. Perfect Dark. I'm more of a Goldeneye kinda guy. Don't ask why. I just am. Less gimmicky? I dunno. Then. We stopped at Dayve's house. I am foosball champion. And. The super puzzle maker. It's true. I puzzle hustled them.
Jly 03 2002. The Stories I Could Tell.
I woke up. And. I went to work. Man. Today. Was one of those days. That. I hope never happens again. Let's see. I had to get a new Mr. Deed's Pizza shirt. It's alright. I guess. Kinda... Form fitted. Mine is gonna shrink. I know it. Dude. If I was buffer. Anyway. What is up with. Well. Why is it so hard to come correct. Like. When I see people I know. At work. It appears as if. They have to act their retardest. Like. It's some unwritten rule. That. Friends of people at work. Must act like they're retarded. I've been really disappointed in the behavior of my comrades. Rarely can I count on someone I know to act proper. I guess there's a force field that lets them know when to act dumb. Like. A FLICKIN moron. Mayn. I must be a ventriloquist. I'm surrounded by so many dummies. Anyway. Not only is that bad in itself. Ya know. The engaged retard mode. But. They seem to have a knack for timing it when the managers are around. And. Yeah I got other stuff to complain about. But. There's no point really. Except the group complaint is the tight Mr. Deeds shirts. Tight as in. Can't breathe. Not off the hook tight. Jay seems to like them though. Once again... Kids. And. Money. Don't go together. They can't count. And. They can't order. And. I'll put pep in my step. When you realize. I already put some in it. And. When I got a billion things to do. Because. No one else is doing them. Don't yell at me like it's crucial. Unless. It's crucial. Man. What a sketchy cheese day. And. To LiL Nurse. Er. LiL Fly. Thanks for the cup hook up. Ya heard. Oh yeah. I met this girl. Well. I heard of her. And. It was a girl that Jay was checking out. Sorta. But. Yeah. Jay. That's her. And. I know why that name is familiar now. Because. It is. What a bad work day.
