07.13.02. FASA.
I had to get a haircut today. But. First. I had to buy some stuff. The helper guy. He walked right by me. And. Didn't even ask if I needed help. And. Then. He tried to sell me the wrong cassette... And. I didn't even need his help. All. I needed was to find the aisle with film. Since. They're remodeling. So yeah. And. That is why. Even a guy like me. Can work at Radio Shack. Then. I had to buy. Film film. Like. For a camera. Then. I got my haircut. It was a good haircut. At first. The sides were pretty good. Not. An all time greatest good. But. Good. And. That's normally how my haircuts go. But. I tried to. Get the top trimmed. And. That's when stuff starts to suck. The cut looked fine at the shoppe. But. When I went home. And. Rinsed it out. To get rid of the little hairs. I re-gelled it. And... Yeah. It was jacked. Like. Most people would say. My hair was already jacked. Prior to the cut. But. At least. Prior to the cut. It was consistent. Like. Everything went to a point. Now. It's... Stupid. So. I tried to cut my hair myself. It's hard. It's not great. But. It's fixed. So. Now. I've made a vow for future haircuts. Either. I'm never gonna get another hair cut. Or. If I do. I'm gonna not spike my hair. I'm just gonna come with bed head. And. Say. Cut the sides short. And. Follow the pattern the top is already following. It's hard to find someone who can cut hair. Just the way I like it. Unless... That is why I need a clone. Last option. I'm gonna go to the Remmington store. Like I keep on saying I'm gonna do. And. I'm gonna buy one of those um... Clippers. And. The instructional video. And. I'm gonna make my sister cut my hair. I'm pretty sure she can do that. I would let J. Or. Genius do it. But... They only know one kinda cut. So. That's kinda... Iffy. Ya know? Man. I hate haircuts. And. Bad haircuts. Are the reason. And. Right now. I'm going online. To see if there's a FAQ for haircuts. Shat. That must be my calling. To revolutionize the haircutting industry. So yeah. Anyway. Then. I got ready for the Debutant Ball. Dude. Putting on a tuxedo alone takes a while. My dad was lucky. He got my help. So. Yeah. Anyway. Mer came over. And. Yeah. We were out. I rode shotgun. And. I played with the Bowser Bobbly Head. What else...Yea. We got to where we were getting. Then. Basically. A bunch of sitting around. Oh yeah. No need to dress warm. Me. And. Mer. Were packing plenty of heat. He had his suction cup dart gun. And. I. The rubber bander. Yep. Let's see. Oh yeah. Bong came in. He looked like he was straight outta BLOW. What else... I know we had to make a Best Buy run. Because. Everyone else. Didn't want to go out in their tuxes. So. I rolled with Ting A Ling. And. Mer. And. Yo. Someone asked. If we were going to prom. Or something. What else... Oh yeah. And. Maybe. The bestest part of my day. Seeing VA Tech FASA. I mean. It's not like it was. The people I see around school. There were old alumnis. Like. As the saying goes "That were in FASA before you were even invented." Some something like that. Anyway. I saw. Tsunny Sang. He introduced me to. The Old Prez. Then. I saw. Leah. She taught me how to sway balance. And. Daphne. She eats a lot. But. She is really skinny. And. Kneel. I'm not sure how to spell it. Not the one with the big guns. The one that was... I forgot. But. I know he's important. And. Lasts but not leastests. Petey Pablo. He gave me advice talk. And. Ernie. Oh yeah. Ernie sucks. Because. He wanted to know if I lost a bet. A joke referring to the new do. Man. I miss those guys. They're nice. And. Not jerk holes. And. They make me laugh. And. I'm Ernie's apprentice. Then. Um. Back to the Debutant ball. Basically if. You've seen one. You've seen em all. And. Yeah. I dunno what else. I can't remember. I saw a lotta people. And. A lotta six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Oh yeah. They played a buncha line dancing. I heard
Jocelyn Enriquez's. When I Make Love To You. And. I thought of Richelle. I miss her. And. Seeing a lotta couples made me miss her a lot too. I miss her. And. I miss VA Tech. And. I miss. Other stuff. P.S. Jay has a new whip. Patty Pablo. I will update the page. And. Scan the pic of you. I still think I look bigger than you. In the pic.
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