07/14/2002 Entry: "The Net sucks"

when you don't have access to it. taunting you wherever you go. "visit our website at www.blah.com." bastards. i can't believe how dependent people have become on the internet. freaking amazing. you take it for granted. but once your 56k modem gets fried cuz your kid sister's hourly trl newsletter carries a little something extra, your whole life goes down the proverbial drain. i must go back to such primordial, demeaning technology as the telephone. i mean, i guess it'd be ok with a cell phone. but i don't even have that. public telephones. a cesspool of bacteria. what gets me is that the web has become so mandatory that they've put them on those tiny non-mandatory cell phones. a-MAZing. well. my next entry won't be for a long while. i leave you with bated breath as you await my glorious return. merman out.