because. i have access again. it feels wierd. to have it back. that power. in your grasp. now. you must think, what the hell do i do with it? the knowledge of the world at my fingertips. and the first thing i do?
i check my email, of course. what the hell else is the internet for, anyways? besides talking to friends no more than 5 minutes away from you. you're gone for a couple of months and get pounded by email, man. especially from people you dont know. and some you wish you did. like new message #54, from dany@hotbabes.com. i wish i really knew her. but. it's just a set format that fills in a space for your email address. sure, she'd wanna see my hot body naked. but she wants to see pinoyf@killkaraoke.com's hot body as well. let's not forget zer0chaos@killkaraoke.com's hot body. but jared gets email like that all the time from people he really does know. not. that. i've ever sent him anything like that. and i hope alex and dave haven't either. eeeww. i'm signing off now.
