the culmination of my life's acheivements come down to this one moment. the timing has to be perfect, the point in space where the sun is at, my breathing, the alignment of the planets. i have to make this touchdown. if i don't, my girlfriend will dump me, my coach will disown me as a team player and son, the school will shun me, my friends will pretend to not know me and the orbit of the planet will be thrown off causing the world to hate my very existence.
what, you think i'm joking?
