04/01/2003 Entry: "That's What I Said."

So. Last night. I booby trapped the suite. That's what I said. So. I sprayed all light switches with Edge Pro Gel®. Then. I turned out the lights. After that. I wrote April Fool's in soap on the mirrors. Then. I put coke in the toilet. And. I didn't flush. And. I duct taped the faucets shut. And. I put a buncha paper punch things. In a cup. Like confetti. And. The trap was set. I'm gonna write about everything as if it were a successful event. Because. It was.
Also. Sike. April Fool's for the previous entry...
Pre April Fool's? What the crap.