04/16/2003 Entry: "lay the smacketh down"




i went to smackdown with dave. it was. enlightening. you could tell the guys weren't even really hitting each other. either they didn't make contact or they would give these wussy slaps. but it was cool. i saw rey mysterio. he's my favorite wrestler. he lost. but thats only cuz he was against the big show and everything he threw at him didn't affect him at all. until he swung around the post and drop kicked him in the head. a-MAZing. but he didn't do his 69er. and rhyno is a beast. he's thick as hell. how does one get that big? then i slapped hands with taz. for a wrestler and a guy that yells a lot on that mtv show acting all tough, he has pretty soft hands. then the tori wilson fight. good gawd. that's when it makes a difference whether you're in the front row like we were or not. booty. licious. i mean. good gawd. and sable was there as referee. acting all. bi. it. was. a-MAZing. the guy with the air gun shot high speed tshirts. i wanted the gun. that would be a paintball bazooka man. and think of all the cool stuff we could put in that thing BESIDES tshirts. limitless possibilities. but. it was. a-MAZing. um. was i supposed to say all this stuff before the actual show on thursday?


by merman @ 12:00 PM EDT

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