24 April 2003
this is why i'd rather be alone.
it's this time of year i usually think. i'm tired of life. it is exhausting. complicated and is this really worth it. and to think i have the easy end of life.
anyone down for a ritual suicide?
free punch...
well. then i watched spirited away.
and life seems more beautiful all over again.
the other night i had one of the most intense flying dreams ever.
it was a very long dream. one that involved me learning how to fly on my own.
breathing threw my nose caused me to ascend.
breathing through my mouth caused me to descend.
direction was controlled by my arms, how i waved them and stretched them did different things.
extending my legs did different things with acceleration.
when i first started learning to fly i would go really high up.
i was scared i'd fall straight down. but i always floated down.
and then there were so many buildings and alleyways and wires.
eventually i got arrested for violating air traffic laws.
but my charges were held as long as i advertised for uncle buck's, a local soul food restaurant.
21 April 2003
i'm getting a new computer.
i'm getting a new computer. had to say it twice. i'm that excited. hell i'll say it again. i'm getting a new computer. may 1st. and later i'm getting cable modem. slowly but surely, mer is getting back into the modern technological world.
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18 April 2003
Happy Birthday Richelle.
Today is Richelle's birthday. That is why I said that. Happy birthday Richelle. Twenty-one. Dot com. Love Alex.
i was on smackdown
you can see me at the end when benoit gets knocked outside the ring. you see a different angle at one point and i'm there. woo hoo.
17 April 2003
yay
i went to smackdown tuesday night. ringside seats. it was great. then today i went to the mall to see torrie wilson. she autographed my playboy and i got a picture with her. so now i have a new desktop background instead of the doa extreme beach volleyball girls. sorry computer generated fighters/volleyball players, but torrie's real. i'll post some pictures and stories probably this weekend. can't ruin smackdown for all the people who didn't get to see it live. don't forget to look for me on smackdown on upn thursday night.
16 April 2003
lay the smacketh down
i went to smackdown with dave. it was. enlightening. you could tell the guys weren't even really hitting each other. either they didn't make contact or they would give these wussy slaps. but it was cool. i saw rey mysterio. he's my favorite wrestler. he lost. but thats only cuz he was against the big show and everything he threw at him didn't affect him at all. until he swung around the post and drop kicked him in the head. a-MAZing. but he didn't do his 69er. and rhyno is a beast. he's thick as hell. how does one get that big? then i slapped hands with taz. for a wrestler and a guy that yells a lot on that mtv show acting all tough, he has pretty soft hands. then the tori wilson fight. good gawd. that's when it makes a difference whether you're in the front row like we were or not. booty. licious. i mean. good gawd. and sable was there as referee. acting all. bi. it. was. a-MAZing. the guy with the air gun shot high speed tshirts. i wanted the gun. that would be a paintball bazooka man. and think of all the cool stuff we could put in that thing BESIDES tshirts. limitless possibilities. but. it was. a-MAZing. um. was i supposed to say all this stuff before the actual show on thursday?
14 April 2003
Hair cut fun.
Hair cut fun wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. I was expecting a more... Funnnnnier funnier haircut. Ya know? Funnier with a lot of n's. Not just the standard two. But. Yea. I'm short again. But. The lesson I learned is. Don't confuse the barber.com. That's about it.
4 April 2003
Yeah. That's right.
Mad honies. Getting a tan on Slutter beach. If you lived here. You would know what I'm talking about.
all in all its looking good
the weather i mean. besides it being too hot. it's sunny. the nice fluffy clouds. blue sky. midriffs. mini skirts. daisy dukes. if it was cooler it'd be perfect tennis weather.
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3 April 2003
lesson of the day
today i learned that i can almost halve the time it takes to clean my ears by cleaning them both at once. it's not as difficult as i originally thought. next objective, brushing and combing at the same time.
also today i finally got past the part that genius made it to in amplitude in one night, and it only took me 5 days.
Cultural Experience.
I attended a lecture by the voice of Darth Vader. Not. Lord Vader himself. But. Ya know. The voice. As well as Simba's poppa doc. Dot com. Anyway. It was pretty good. James Earl Jones opened up with. Princess Leia. I can't spell. I am your father. It was a good educational experience. Man. FLICKING Hino. And. Punkass Stumper. I knew there were 1024 bites in a kilobyte. I'm still mad about that. Man. What the bumba clot. Also. I saw Matt. One of the stars of. Pritchard Can't Dance. Dot com.
1 April 2003
That's What I Said.
So. Last night. I booby trapped the suite. That's what I said. So. I sprayed all light switches with Edge Pro GelŪ. Then. I turned out the lights. After that. I wrote April Fool's in soap on the mirrors. Then. I put coke in the toilet. And. I didn't flush. And. I duct taped the faucets shut. And. I put a buncha paper punch things. In a cup. Like confetti. And. The trap was set. I'm gonna write about everything as if it were a successful event. Because. It was.
Also. Sike. April Fool's for the previous entry...
Pre April Fool's? What the crap.
Real April Fool's.
I wish I had a video camera. Then. I could make a montage. I would film myself booby trapping the suite. And. It would be in fast forward. With. A lot of exaggerated movements. And. Then. The Offspring's. Original Prankster playing in the background. That would be good. Too bad you can't see my thought bubbles.
