Journal Archive: June 2002

?I. Hate. How. Greymatter. Handles. Copy. And. Paste¿

06.23.02
Dairy Queen.
I went to church. And. The beach. The end. No wait. Do not get the Dairy Queen Misty. It tastes yooky. At least kiwi-strawberry does.
06.24.02
Norfolk Public Schools Summer Leadership Academy 2002.
Let's see. I had to wake up. And. Take my sister to Norfolk Public Schools Summer Leadership Academy 2002. I went to it for 2 years. I was gonna help out last year. But. I was in Kansas. Ok. Let's see. I saw mad people. And. Memories came flooding back. Let's see. I saw this guy. Rizzick. And. Marisa. And. Larkin. And. Ryan. And. Dayve. And. A couple of assorted others. Not much else to say. But. They did have a pretend camper named Ike. I shoulda wrote more about the activities I did. Hmm. I gave a testimonial about. Why camp is cool. Because. It is. I shouted out the Cinemark. And. My sister gayve a testimonial. And. Leilani. I used to shout her a holler. And. Vice Versa. Ya heard. I can't really remember what else happened that day. Oh yeah!!! Bike Maker was in my backyard. So. I shouted him a holler. Back to camp. I know they put me to work though. And. I learned some swing dancing. Jump. And. Jive.
06.25.02
Norfolk Public Schools Summer Leadership Academy 2002. 2.
Yeah. So. Um. I woke up. And. Did the sameish stuff I did yesterday. I can't remember what else. Oh yeah. Horny L. You may remember her from prior episodes. She was up in that piece. She gayve a testimonial. Let's say. It was um. W.E.A.K. Ya heard. What else... I think I monitored some night time activities. Like. Salsa dancing. I practiced by myself. And. Switched around with partners. Had I known I was supposed to participate. I woulda been more selective. Ya heard. Um. I think that's about it. I think I did a Wendy's run?
06.26.02
Masterwoo.
I missed most of the camp today. I had to work. Mayn. There were mad little kids. Not angry. But. A bunch. It was some thing Cinemark does on Wednesdays that I did not know about. Alright. And. I did make it in time to go to Camp. There was a talent show. I was there for back up. Hmm. Oh yeah. Bong-Bong's sister. Princess. Was playing piano. And. It was Enrique Iglesias' song. Hero. And. Some dudes were singing. And. One of them got down on his knee in front of my sister. It was foony. And. The returnees had a foony skit. Na mean. I was in the talent show. I had to perform some magic. The usual tricks. The teleporting fingers. The linking rings. The magic thumb. An act of something. And. Teleporting quarters. And. The grand finale of. The disappearing quarter. Variation on the teleporting fingers was. I had a member in the audience catch it. And. Throw it back. And. The act of something. Was where I got a member of the audience guess which cup a ping pong ball was under. Except. All the cups were clear. And. My teleporting quarters was tight... Sorta. And. Just in case people thought. I had multiple quarters. I proved to them. I didn't. By having all the quarters appear at the end. What else. Oh yeah. The disappearing quarter. Mayn. It didn't work. But. I hear it was well received... Anyway. I saw Kyleah. She was my first counselor. She is really coo. And. Me thinks personally. The coolest one my year. Because. She was all young. And. Hip. And cool. And. Fly. Nice. So. Yeah. That is why. She is the coolest. What else. Sara B. Was dropping some eye water. I felt bad. Oh yeah. Dayve. A different one. He calls me LiL Tsunny. No way. I'm not like him. Even though it's true. That I'll probably be a trainee for five years like him. Oh yeah. We got in trouble. Because. Of a misunderstanding thing. But. Yeah. Don't yell.
06.27.02.
Estoy Embarazada.
Let's see. I helped out again. There was this banquet thing. And. Like. Uh. Ya know. I didn't anticipate on going. And. Lil Stump told me. That. I shouldn't anticipate on going either anyway. So. I was skraight. Anyway. Around time for banquet. I asked to type up resumes. So. Mrs. Oreo hooked it up. So. That's what I did. Then. Horny L. Tried to put me in a weird situation. Like. She comes in at 5.45. The banquet starts at six. And. Asks me to give her a ride to pick up her stuff. It's clothes for the banquet. And. I'm all like. Are you in it? And. She's all like. Naw. So. We're like five minutes away from the parking lot. And. About. Ten minutes away from her destination. Because. Of all the lights. Anyway. So. Then it'll be about five minutes for her to get her stuff. Then. The same ten minutes. And. Five minutes. And. However much more time it would take her to change. Cause. We all know. She won't gonna change in my car. Ya heard. So. Yeah. I didn't want to. So. I'm all like. Uh. Do I gotta dun gotta. And. I say. }Is it coo if I say no?{ And. She says. }Yeah.{ So. I says no. Na mean. That was for the twizzins. Cause. She didn't hook them up with a ride. And. I had to give her an unexpected ride home last night. So. Like my girlfriend. Richelle. Says. }Bleh.{ Ok. So. Then. I finish typing most of the resumes. And. I head to the poetry share. After trying to contact my girlfriend. Once. I got a signal. I couldn't. So. I just went to the poetry share. They try to make you cry there. I didn't cry this year. What else. Oh yeah. I saw by Mrs. Oreo. And. I kept making her laugh. Oh yeah. Mrs. Foreman. She is also a very nice lady. Then. There was a dance. It was someone's birthday. So. There was cake. And. Since. I'm a certified food handler. I handled the cake. Then. I went with Mrs. Oreo. To show her the resumes I completed. The printer was sketchy. So. I had to fix it. And. For a while. I stood there. With the top open. Like. People. Who stand with the hood of their car open. Anyway. After that. I was mad hungry. So. I went back to the dance. And. I got to eat cake. I got a thank you. For not being a jerk hole. And. Was told I handled the situation very maturely. Ya heard. Well. Those aren't the exact words. But. Basically. Basically. Yes. I got to go to the dance for the last two songs. Don't worry. I didn't dance with anyone. But. I did dance in the corner. And. Trick someone into thinking I was making out with someone. That whacky joke never gets old. And. Yeah. That's about it. I did have fun breaking up people who were getting close. Like a chaperone. Hmm... And. For the second time. I got called. Lil Tsunny. And. Once again. I confirmed. Yep. 110%... I think. Horny L is allergic to work. And. Mad. Gee. You. Double El. Eye. Bee. El. Eee. Timberlake. And. Lil Stump. And. I took turns tricking her.
06.28.02
?I'm Kyoot¿
Today. Was the last day. They made sure they used me as much as they could. Oh yeah. We said. The Nurse's sister was. Tee. Double Oh. Eff. El. Why. Too fly. Because. She didn't want to be. El. Eye. El. Eff. El. Why. Lil Fly. Because. She said it sounded like a bug. What else. I got teased... I thought I was getting an award. But. I realized I wasn't. A second before. It happened. That kinda sooked. But. Timberlake. Shouted me an outie. Thanks dun. Oh yeah. We spent a lot of time writing happy grams. And. Mrs. Oreo might have her baby soon. Oh yeah. At work . I saw some... Happy people. I think they coulda flown. If they wanted to. And. I saw. Tabitha Godzilla. She looks mad skinnier. I think it's. Cause. She joined the army. I used to hang out at her house. When. I was little. And. Bother her sister. And. Brother. That was back when I was young. And. Dorky. Now. I'm just older. Oh yeah!!! This is funny. I got this girl's phone number. Like. I remember ringing her up at my register. And. Later on that night. I had to refill her bag of popcorn. And. I didn't want to say. Enjoy your show. Because. I figured their show was over. But. She slid me a ticket stub. And. Said. }Eye think you're kyoot. Hears my number. Ewe can call me if ewe want.{ And. I just said. }Aight.{ And. I put the stub in my pocket. I was gonna tell her my name. But. I remembered. I had a name tag on. Derk er derk er der. I can honestly say. I was ?flattered¿ by that compliment. Me thinks. It was the dimple flexing. But. The girl. Was young looking. And. I was using her two friends. As. Age gauges. Mayn. How come girls didn't just give me numbers back when I wanted them. Like. That easy too. Except. They shoulda been flier. Any way. I told some of the people at work. And. They gave me props. I just thought it was foony. I thought I was gonna call her. Just to say. Hey. But. Let her know. Only one girl has my heart. But. I figured. It might be past her bed time. Oh yeah! I picked up my pay check. Thirty bones. You know what I'm talking about.
06.29.02
Ten Months.
Slept for most of the day. Then. I talked to Robot Girl a lot. And. Yeah. At work. I saw Evil. But. Since. Jay. Is like Jay-Z. You know he loves em. Leaves em. Because. He doesn't need em. Evil. Said. She didn't want to talk to him. And. I saw some other people I knew. Oh yeah. These people came in my line. And. They forgot to pay. But. I got them before. They left. It was funny. Because. Then. The guy almost forgot his change too. I had to call them back. What else. Oh yeah. Jenny came. I didn't realize it was her. At first. Then. I did. It seems like. All the sevenickelseven girls that. Either. I shouted a holler at. Or. Shouted one at me. Or both. Come to Cinemark... And. If that's' the case. Then. Where is Rebecca O. The girl I had a crush on in kindergarten? Na mean. What else... Oh yeah. And. Mary Wellman. From church. Came through my line too. They kept talking loud. But. In a good way. About how a good worker I was. Coincidently. }Surprise. Surprise.{ One of the mangers was around. When. They left. He was like. I thought you'd never get through that. Oh yeah! What the blood. They bucked on the nozzles for the sodas... And. Lemonaid. And. I had a busted register. The door didn't open automatically. And. Yeah. That's it. }Today is our ten months. I love you girl. You know who you are. But. Since. Dayve reads my journal. And. He's not good at figuring out who anyone is. I'll let Dayve know. Dayve. The girl I am referring to is Richelle. ?Got it¿{

Allocating Funds.

06.19.02. Allocating Funds.

Dude. This is my second time typing this entry. I was close to almost done. When. It disappeared. Dayve mayn... There's gotta be a way to import text from word. To this script... That sucks. Lines of text. Gone. Forever. For. Ev. Er. For. Ev. Er. Guess. I'll try to retype it before I go to work.

Yeah. I can't remember what I did. Oh yeah. I played Bushido Blade 2. And. Mer left his Game Informer. They're gonna make nekkid games. What else. I beat Tenchu 2. Birth of the Ass Ass Ins. With all the characters last night. And. Someone sent me an email. Warning about a supposed "virus." It's not.

I got my pictures developed. The ones when Richelle visited. I miss her. And. You can see the wet spot on my pance.

I hurt my elbow flairing again. And. Can you really order a burger minus the bun? And. Discussed a possibly dope movie with J. Starring. Baby Alex.

06.20.02. May My Movements Be Guided By The Heavens.
I still can't remember my greatest idea ever. I'm all like. If it's great. I won't forget it. I forgot it. And. Mrs. P. Someone from Kiss already has your idea. I need to earn more money. So. I can buy material possessions. And. Get buff. I talked to Robot Girl. I know she reads this. But. I hope we're together for a long time. Right now. It seems perfect. But. I hope... That. Yeah. If we aren't together forever. That. Maybe. Ultimately. In the end. We'll be together? Just a thought. I dunno. Why is anything anything. I don't know what I want. I just think I do. Like Jet Li said. }May my movements be guided by the heavens.{

06.21.02. Essay. }Enessoemess.{
I got hot butter in my eye. Some dude ran off without paying for food. I got joked for sliding across the floor. And. I didn't tell the manager I was low on quarters. That sooks. Hope I learn quick. It's like being in high school. Most of the co-workers are coo. But. The patrons. Man. It sooks. Not all. Just a handful. Um. Nad's sister was up in that piece. What else. Oh yeah. I gotta stop being a jerk hole to Maricel. When. She stops being a jerk hole to me. She wanted to know. Why I was trying to act all serious. And. It's probably cause I don't dimple flex. No real need to. I don't gotta get all school girl giddy. And. I don't need to present myself as a sucker. So. I break hard. Like it's a frat party. And. That's probably why. When people first meet me. And. They don't know me. They think I'm a run of the mill thing. Oh yeah. I met a cool manager. He wanted to know. If I was in that Filipino thing. I was like. Oh yeah. I'm Mr. FASA. }It's probably getting old. Because. I always brag about that. But. It just seems like not even a serious thing. But. To me it is. Because. In Elementary. Middle. And. High school. I'd always get all kinds of awards. And. Recognition. But. Looking back on my freshman year at Tech. Being Mr. FASA. Is the only "award" I got. And. Yeah. That's why I'm proud of it. And. It means a lot to me.{ What else. I got a Hershey Bar. I don't even know if we sell those bad boys. And. I didn't get a break. Maricel tagged my car. Oh yeah. Irene showed us off rizzoad skills. But. I won't joke. Irene is normally nice to me. }Well. At least not mean.{ So. I won't crack jokes. I didn't even laugh. I know I make worse. And. More frequent mistakes. And. I found out a way to keep my hair long. I said I wanted it cut like J. And. She said. Nope. So. Yep. That's how you stay saiyan.

06.22.02. To Be Continued.
I'm working at 7:30. I went to the mall. To rent a tux. Then. My dad got a hair cut. I read a magazine. And. I wrote the address on my hand to this website. What else. My dad got me something to eat at Wendy's. And. A Lotto ticket. It'd be coo to win. What else. Then. I washed the van. And. My car. My car is clean. Er. And. There are actually some shiny parts. And... I lost the address I wrote on my hand. That sooks. Um.

I hope my decision to invest everything is wise. Because. If it isn't. I'm basically spent. Why is anything anything.

Sorry if this entry is shatty. It was three pages long until. Oh... Greymatter decided to be gay matter. I'll write more. Later. This entry sooks mayn.

Look Out Ladies Productions.

06.17.02.
I woke up. And. Baby Alex was over here. If you don't know who Baby Alex is... What are you doing on killkaraoke.com? Anyway. He's a baby. And. His name is Alex. Hence the name. And. He's really foony. I mean. Really foony. I'll just go through the antics of today. Let's see. Oh yeah. I made peach iced tea. And. When my grandma wasn't looking. I spit out the ice cubes in Baby Alex's direction. He kept laughing. Then. I decided to let him have some P.I. Tea. And. He tried to spit out the cubes too. Except... There were no cubes. And. He spit out just drink. So. I told on him. And. My grandma told him not to do that. Then. I showed LiL Lex. The loogie yo-yo. He was amazed. And. Kept asking me what it was. And. To keep doing it. He reached out to touch it... And. I didn't suck it back up. So. It stayed on his hand. After that. I called up Richelle at work. Except. It was Crank Yankers. And. Yeah. Lilex laid the macc down on Richelle. Throughout the conversation he said such memorable lines as. }Whassup!!! ?What are you doing¿ Eye miss ewe. And. Aisle of ewe.{ I gotta stay on my toes. He laid the macc down pretty well on Richelle. Then. We crank yankered other people. Oh yeah... The thing is. He has the usual. Baby A. D. D. Because. I was trying to get him to talk to Richelle about something important. And. Mid sentence. No wait. Word. He was like. }?What's that¿{ In reference to a shiny butterfly sticker. What else. Then. Lilex found. The }My First Sony{ under the futon. For those of you that don't know. It's a baby M.C. kit. So. Yeah. Baby Alex. Started singing. I don't know if those were real words. But. The song was. Aight. And. He got scared. Because. I told him the Lava Lamp. Er. Groove Tube. Was actually monster eggs. What else. When you watch kids. You have to learn words like. }Get down from there. Or. Wheredid you find that. Or. Don't touch that. Or. Dude. ?What is that¿{ Then. We played some football in the house. It was a pretty fun game of. Throw it to him while he takes forever to catch up to it. Until. He threw it. And. Managed to hit the phone. And. Make the football fall in the sink. So. My dad said. No more football in the house. It's not my fault. It was his. His Baby Alex. Oh yeah. Baby Alex likes running around wearing the Hawaiian lei. It's not even real. Oh yeah. Then. He got fascinated by the }Clifford the Big Red Dog.{ When you squeeze his paw. It barks. And. His ears move. For a while. He couldn't figure out how to make it work. So. Imagine his surprise when he figured out how to. But. With kids. Once isn't enough. So. He kept doing it. Then. It got to the point. Where he tried different tricks. Like using is foot. Or something. I think he coulda done it all day. But. He fell asleep on me. While I was watching T.V. That crazy kid. Dude. I bet that kid is a chick magnet. Like. If I could take him around town. I would. We'd get mad girls. Well. If I was interested in that sort of thing. Well. Not not interested in girls. But. Just many. I'm content with just one. }Dude that was smooth.{ You know what I'm talking about.
Then. I had to start working at Cinemark. Or. When I T9. Cinema mark. Because. I got my whole scheduling thing cleared up. So. I rocked my new shoes. And. The Minority Report shirt. Working... It's not bad. Like. There were times when I got to take a breather. Once... When I used to volunteer. I'd sometimes hope the work I'd be doing wouldn't end. Because. Once I did that... I knew there'd be an even more... Pointless job waiting. Let's see. This dude I've known since third grade works there. He mentioned some kinda. B2k audtion. What else. Man. There's this machine. And. It shoots butter. But. It's iffy. Liked the butter gets everywhere. Let's see. Oh yeah. I didn't get a break. But. It's cool. Oh yeah. I met this girl. She looks like my old math partner. Anyway. She was really nice. And. Helped me out a lot. I made a couple of new guy mistakes. But. Nothing crucial. Ya heard. Let's see. Oh yeah. It's good. Because. Everything is mornon proof. Like. They have C cleaner. And. S cleaner. And. Since C comes before S in the alphabet. You spray C cleaner first. So. Yeah. Working isn't bad. I wish it was more money less work. But. Doesn't everybody. And. }The only time success comes before work. Is in the dictionary.{ And. Special shoutie outie to 8 Carol. HAHAHAHA. Very FLICKIN FUNNY.

06.18.02
.W.W.B.A.D. ?What Would Baby Alex Do¿
Me. And. Baby Alex always have our best fun at the kitchen table. Check it. We were sitting there. And. My sister came in from outside. And. Baby Lex was like. }Ahhh!!!{ So. I told him. }Yeah. I w ass cared too.{ Then. He said. His cracker looked like a gun. It did. Baby Alex was eating pudding. So. I got a bright idea. My grandma wasn't watching. So. I told him to put his hands in his pudding. So. He did. Then. I said. }Now do this.{ And. I started to put my hand all over my face. And. Baby Alex did the same thing with his pudding hand. Then. When he was siginificantly chocolately. I told on him. My grandma started laughing when she saw him. Then. Wanted to know what happened. He was quiet. So. My sister said. Did Alex tell you to do that. And. He glanced at me. And. I was motioning a no. But. Baby Alex said yes. So. My grandma told him not to do that again. So. I asked if he was mad at me. And. He said yes. Then. I asked him again. I said. }?Are you mad at me now¿{ And. He said. }No yes.{ So. My grandma laughed. And. Wanted to know how it could be no yes. And. He said. }Alex put the chocolate on him.{ Which is so totally not what went down. So. I went to my computer. And. Started typing this up. And. He comes along. And. Claims to have e-mail. I told him he didn't. Because. Well. He didn't. Kids are weird. According to him. He's going to Chuckie Cheese. Then. He tried his hand at exercising. My sister was lifting weights. So. he lifted his sandals. Which were on the wrong hands assuming there would be a corresponding sandal hand. Having Baby Lex around is like... Playing Sims. Except. I can't control him. And. You smell when he stinks. Let's see. Then. I had to go. And. Help a little with the leadership camp. It hasn't started yet though. Then. I went to the theater to check my schedule. I saw an usher I knew. Then. I went home. And. Cut my grass. I'm kinda stuck at home. Sorta. But. Not really. Ya heard.

Jedi Mind Tricks.

06.16.02.
Let's see. J dropped some knowledge on me yesterday. So. I spent some of last night trying to verify a theory. And. Since it's been a while. I didn't realize he was right. Until. Halfway through the saga. When. The story took a different direction. That's when I realized. Why I forgot what I couldn't remember. Anyway. Today. Is Father's Day. I went to church. While in church. I thought of a title for my talent for Mr. FASA 2k3. Oh yes. I will defend my title. It is called. Jedi Mind Tricks. That's all I'm saying about that. But. Yeah. I got a 2 minute routine already. And. I still have to add to it. All you freshmen. Watch out now. Anyway. I went home. Then. To seven eleven with my sister. So. She could by a lottery ticket for my dad. Then. We picked up food at Ruby Tuesday's. Riding in her car is ok. Except. She drives... Sketchy. Ya know. Like. I don't think she learned everything she shoulda learned. Anyway. It's you're token filipino stereoype whip. So. Yeah. And. When I'm passenger. I should be DJ. It just should be that way. Because. Anyway. She wanted me to burn her a CD too. So. I hope she doesn't play out the songs I like. Because. The songs I like are old. And. They still aren't played out. Or. Something. But. Yeah. Then. I played some Tenchu. Oh yeah. I looked through my computer. For this file I had on how to flair. And. I stumbled on a directory Richelle left on my computer. So. I look through it. And. J. Lo. And. Behold. There are pictures of her I haven't seen. It was nice to see those pictures. Ya know? That good old nostalgic feel. Right now. Jay is at work. And. I'm not. Even though he willed it. No doubt. Anyway. I don't know what else to say. But. To bad daydreams don't come true. Well. At least the ones I have.

Door Opens From The Inside.

06.14.02.
Today. I woke up early. Because. I wasn't sure if I was working. I had to call. They keep giving me the run around. That sooked. Ok. So. Yeah. I ended up not working. Mer called me up. He told me a story. Then. I had a 7-11 hot dog for breakfast lunch. Then. Not much. Oh yeah. I I went to break with Seph. And. Rome. We broke for a while. Jay came over. And. His friend. His friend Robs the manager. I think my flair is getting better. It was hot too yo. I was sweaty. And. My elbow got hurted. It was whack. Then. I went with Jay to Mer's house. We watched T.V. And. Ate his candy. Then. We went to get a new car at Jay's house. The car was weird. It had like. Gunner buttons. What else... Oh yeah. We went to Dayve's house. Then. We planted a Skittle tree. And. We played a round of Bu. Dude. Dayve couldn't beat me if I was on life support. Then. I went home. And. Played with the Sims. Then. I went to sleep. My sister keeps key beep on her cell on. It's annoying. It's kinda like. Yeah. Annoying.

06.15.02.
I woke up. I didn't do anything really. I called up Robot Girl. And. Jay told me a story about the van. I charged the battery on my car. And. I think. I'm gonna lift weights soon.

Days Go By.

06.12.02.
Today was my sister's graduation. Let's see. At grad. I saw people I haven't seen in fornever. It's been a while. Let's see. Yeah. It was more ghettofied this year than. Last year. I guess that's to make up for having an allegedly better prom. I had to be cameraman. Surprise. Surprise. I saw Genius. He had to switch shoes with Yawn. Because. They were sneakers. Ya know? The valedictoriian didn't speak. Jay's prom date did. I don't know what to say. If you've seen one graduation ghettofied. You've seen them all. Afterwards. We had to do pics. And. So. Forth. And. So on. Afterwards. Instead of eating somewhere I thought we were eating. We ate at Dairy Queen... We ran up in there like we owned it. It was whack. And. They got me a regular hot dog. I was starvin. Like a prisoner. Anyway. I went back home. And. Played the Sims. Yo. Check it. I made a house. Jay is in it. Genius is. Mer is. Dayve is. And. Me. And. Our crib is MTV material. It's dope. What else... Oh yeah. Dayve has low stats. It took forever. And. I"m still building the house. Right now. Yeah.

06.13.02.
I got a haircut today. I saw. Greg Long. And. Ernie. That's about it. Hung out with Jay. Made more Sim stuff. Saw the whackest collection ever... And. Days Go By. That's about it. Oh wait. Shopping with J. Then. I had to be home at nine. Why is anything anything.

Happy Birthday.

06.10.02.
Today is my sister's birthday. She is now. 18. Ok. I had to go back to NHS. According to Dayve it was a modified scared straight. So. Yeah. I rolled up in there. And. I ran into Mr. Reynolds. He's a security guard kinda guy. I told him why I was there. And. He wished me luck. Because. According to him. There were a buncha hardheads. Not the kinda thing I wanted to hear. Anyway. So. Yeah. I checked in. And. Such. And. Then. I went to the media center... Oh yeah. They're tearing down the school. But. They finally decided to put those friction strips down... Eh. What else. Let's see. Ok. So. In the media center. I saw Duck. And. Jay. And. Sham Belly. And. JJJ. And. Ms. George. And. Chuckie Brown. And. Some other chick. I don't really know who she was. Oh yeah. Timmy made a cameo as well. Ok. So. We were assembled like some panel. Ya know. And. We got a buncha freshmen. So. Yeah. We dropped some knowledge. I'm not sure if they comprehended. I think it went pretty well. Chuckie Brown was a little weird though. All good. And. Timmy was kinda. Ya know. The guy to wrap it all up. Let's see. Um... Oh yeah. Jay passed the mic. On the left hand side. And. I tried to rock it. Except. He hit me in the nose with it. Accidental style. Ok. So. We were done with that. So. We visited people. We saw Mrs. Doubtfire. It's easier to talk to teachers when they don't teach you. A lot of them are actually kinda. Ok. Ya know? Like. Mr. T. Well he was already kinda Ok. But. He's more Ok. What else... Yeah. I saw Mrs. Oreo again. And. Einstein. Dude. The scholarship money this girl I knew got. Is ridiculous. I wish I had that much money. Ok. So. Yeah. That was eventually done. Oh yeah. In Einstein's class. Iron Mike Tyson. W ass uspended. Dude. Sham Belly looks humungouser. And. JJJ. Has new hair. It looks nice. Oh yeah. Robot Girl. And. JJJ aren't rooming together. And. Yo. JJJ got the nice dorms. What the heck. Ok. So. I went home. And. I basically helped out where I could. Ok. So. Then. The party started. Bong. And. Sarge rolled up here. Well. Sarge minus Bong. We had to go get him. Let's see. Back here. And. Yeah. Seph was here. Man. He's pretty nasty in his footwork. Ok. So. Yeah. The party got underway. And. I was Disc Jockey. Well. Winamp was. What else. Yeah. We had a little session going. But. Romeo was being a little homeo. He blew up my spot on multiple occassoins. And. Even bumped the monitor. All good. I guess. Let's see. Some of my sister's friends tried to break hard. It was kinda funny. Because. They used to rep NHS. What else. Yeah. Just the usual. Jay playing guitar. A little session going. And. The clique seperation. I was also camera man. I dunno what else to say really. It was just a party. People in different bodies. Still the same. But. Different as well. Let's see. I was gonna talk a lot about yesterday. But. Nah. Not much to say. Oh yeah. I did find out a way to work on my flair though... I'm gonna get that bad boy. Ya heard. gat

06.11.02
Yep. I didn't do anything today really. I did clean up. But. I was kinda tired. Ya heard. That's bout it. I might shower. I doubt it.

Tommy Visor.

06.08.02.
I woke up. Then. I had to get ready to go to Cinemark. The best seat in the house. For. My orientation. I met up with Jay there. I got there. Then. I realized. I couldn't find my cellie. It was not good. So. I checked the parking lot. And. I phound it. I'm crazy glad. I needed that to communicate with Robot Girl. So. Back to orientation. Me. And. Jay. Were the only dudes. Man. He straight up willed it... Anyway. This one girl looked familiar. I think she spazzed out once. It was during a wrassling match. Anyway. We got all this cool stuff... Yeah. Like. A visor. And. A T-shirt. And. An apron. And. A name tag. And. A handbook. Dude. If you lose this stuff. It's crucial. It'll cost like I dunno what. So. Yeah. We had a tour as well. Dude. Mad cross contamination. I hope I get a good shift. And. I hope I can do all that stuff. We learned. It definitely doesn't look like rocket science. I hope I'm gonna be the best concession dude. There ever was. Or. Ever will be. You know what I'm talking about. Eventually. Orienation was over. I dunno how Jay did it. But. Yeah. I had to get my Social Security card. So. They could schedule me. So. I went home. And. I had to play phone tag. Then. I headed back to the mall. And. I had to wait a while. Then. I talked with the guy I had an interview with. And. He did what he had to do. Then. Yeah. I headed to the strip.

I was going to the strip. Because. Ya know... Robot girl came down. I couldn't miss this oportunity to be with her. It's been a while... Anyway. Man. My car sucks. AC is iffy. Guages are iffy. And. Sound is bammer. Anyway. I made it to the strip no problem. However... I've never actually been in the situation where. I had to find... Real parking. So. Yeah. I almost parked at a reserved for private guests place. But. I didn't. Ten bones... What the blood. Eh. It's all good. So. Then. More phone tag. Then. I had to walk to the beach. And. Robot Girl saw me. I didn't see her. But. Then. I did. She was wearing the top I got her for her birthday. I am glad she was wearing it. So. I went to be with her. I saw her bro. We'll call him. Bravo. And. I saw Tree. And. George. So. I sat with Robot Girl for a while. She's just like I remembered her. No wait. Better. Than when I remembered. Dude. It was cizzold. And. Yeah. The waves were ridiculous. Ya know? Dude. I was very stoked to see her. Let's see. We took pictures. I wish I had gotten shorts. And. Such. So she could bury me in the sand. Maybe next time. It was cizzold anyway. Oh yeah. Then. I gave her bubbles. And. There was this guy. With a metal detector. Then. I went with her to the bathroom. Stoked. And. I thought I saw this dude from my english class back at Tech. It wasn't. Let's see... Um. Eventually. After just chillaxin. They wanted to bounce. So. We loaded up their car. They gave the littlest person. The most stuff to carry. Then. I drove home. While they followed me. This driving time was different than. The last time. I learned to not be distracted by her beauty. Kinda sorta. And. I kinda messed up. Like. Once. But. Yeah. Nothing crucial. At my house we waited for Jay. And. Dayve. So. Let's see. While we waited. We played Time Crisis. Then. Bust A Groove. Bravo took a shower. So. Did. Robot Girl. Then. My house wasn't entertaining enough. So. We went to P squared. G squared. On the way to PPGG. I saw this car that looked familiar. It was Neff. I always wondered what happened to that kid. He went to GMU. After PPGG. Which was about... Not even five minutes. We walked to Flipper McCoys. They wanted to play pool. Robot Girl hurted her foot. That sooked. So. Some of them played pool. While they did that. I schooled Robot Girl in air hockey. Well... Not really schooled. But. Ya know. I beat her. Let's see. I played Tekken 4. And. Robot Girl watched me. I did good when she watched me this time. Let's see. Then. I watched Tree. And. George play pool. Someone hustled someone. Then. I played Street Fighter. And. Sega GT. I really like a lot of the Avex Track stuff I've heard. Let's see. Robot Girl liked the }chicken cherry yukki. Er. Chicken Teriyaki{ at Sakio Japan in Lynnhaven. So. She suggested they eat that. So. That was our plan. We made it to Lynnhaven no problem. Except. I kinda parked us a little farther than the entrance we usually go in. That sooked. I think they liked that mall. The girls I guess. Robot Girl felt underdressed. I thought she looked fine. She was probably cold though. Note to self. By clothes in Robot Girl's size. Let's see. We stopped by. Bath. And. Body. Where Joy helped us. But. We were just looking. Well. Not really. George needed deodorant. I think. Then. Bathroom stop. And. Then. We went to eat. My cherry yukki was aight. That stuff is good. Let's see. Robot Girl. Said. I lookeded like the version of me. She remembers from orientation at school. Just better. Me thinks. It's the lenses. Definitely. George needed some stuff. So. We split up. As we split up. I saw this girl that looked like Weather Girl in that music shoppe. And. J Lo. And. Behold. It was her. Was that not weird awkward. Or what. Weather Girl was dressed like two other people we passed earlier. Anyway. I made a big dum dum head mistake. Ya know? But. Yeah. I called Robot Girl. My friend. I used the wrong title. Big derk er derk er der for real. Like. Seriously. Third person perspective would have required someone to say. Smooth move exlax. Or. Nice play Shakespeare. It was bad. So. Robot Girl. VS. Weather girl. They talked. And. Yeah. That was done. Then. I saw my uncle. It was funny. Because. This time. It really was my uncle. I usually go. Hey. There's your uncle. When. It's not really. But. This time it was. Guess you had to be there. So. Yeah. We did the usual salutations. Then. Robot Girl. And. I went somewhere. And. Frickin A. Ran into Weather Girl again. It was the garboge stuff on .T.G.I.F was made of... From that point on. It was kinda. Not happy happy joy joy. I thought it mighta been FUBAR. But. It could have still been R-ed. Hmm... So. Like. Yeah. There was this like dough pass gun. And. It shot rubber bands. And. It was in the gumball machine. Dude. I had to have it. So. I got it. Man. It's like. All... Tactical. And. Stuff. Anyway. I tried to entertain myself with that. Since. I yea... Messed up. Mayn. Why is anything anything. Yak now? Er. Ya know? Then. We met up with those guys. It was mad cold. And. Um. Robot Girl didn't need my shirt. It sooked. So. Yeah. We went to Dayve's house. I kinda got us lost. I don't know what I was thinking. I thought we were coming from Greenbrier. I missed mad exits. I was really smooth... Cha right. Anyway. During our adventure. I saw Celesbian. Also. Um. There was a funny incident with the made up song game we were playing. At Dayve's house. I had a little incident with the sink. Note to self. Slowly open faucet... I think that made it better. I was happy happy joy joy again. It's been a while. Ya know? Let's see. Nasty Nate was there. And. Some other guy. The other guy looked like. Jake. From Tech. Who talks like that dude from }Half-Baked.{ We saw Dayve Dance. Dance. Revolution. Then. I spent time with Robot Girl. I wish it was longer. Then. We played foosball. George. And. I. Made a comeback. And. We beat. Genius. And. Dayve's sis. They're usualy undefeated. Man. The spin the ball has now it's ridiculous. They Pledged that bad boy. The last game. Was. Against Robot Girl. And. Dayve. VS. George. And. I. Robot Girl eventually had to go. I didn't want her to leave. I rode home with them. And. It was very much like that Coke commercial. The one. In the subway. Where. The guy didn't want the ride to end. That was me. So. Yeah. I have to visit her. Once work allows it. I hope it is relatively soon. Ya know? Then. She said good bye to me. And. I said bye to her. Tommy Visor.

06.09.02.
I went to church. Then. I came home. And. I cleaned. I cut the grass. Good. Like. I cut parts of my yard I don't normally cut. And. I vacuumed. Parts I don't normally vacuum. Like. The ceiling. The reason why I had to clean so much was. Tommorow is my sister's birthday. I had to hose off furniture. And. Yeah. Even the side of the house. Dude. I hosed down two wasps nests. That freaked me out. Oh yeah. I even vacuumed the Rav. What else... Gas run. And. A Supah Dupah K run. I saw Less Lee. Me thinks she lost weight. Then. I typed this. Dude... The house is clean. I wish Robot Girl got to see it the way it is now. Because. Yeah. I cleaned it. And. That's good. Because. It's good that girls get a guy who knows how to clean. Right. Ok. Yep. End.

Average Intelligence Adults.

06.06.02.
Yeah. Check it out... I had to get my food handler's card with Jay. So. After we finally talked to this guy. I guess he was like. Head desk man. I felt like. He was kinda talking to us like we were tards. Or. Something like it. But. After seeing the other people getting their food handler's card. I could see why. I guess. Yeah. Not all. But. A lot. Yeah. I won't say who. But. Someone fell for the supposed "quiz" in the back of the book they gave us. Anyway. We had to watch a video. And. Maybe it was just me. But. I was pretty sure. It was an obvious dramatization. You know. Where they had people play the part of bad food service employees. But. The guy said. It was hidden camera. But. I guess since. He knew these people weren't to hard to fool. He gave it a shot. So. Yeah. These people kept talking throughout the whole movie. Jay said it was analogous to watching... Blue's Clues for adults. And. Yeah. Straight up. That's what it was like. Finally. It was done. I hope I never get that gullible. Ever. So. Then. We went to J's house. We saw a B-boy video. Pretty tight stuff. Then. We went to my house. I had to do some stuff to the car. Then. Mer came over. And. We watched an MTV special on Ganja. I'm not gonna even front like I know what I'm talking about. Then. We went to go play virtua boxing. Except. It wasn't there. So. I played. Street Fighter. After schooling J. I got schooled. Then. I played Punch-Out. We then went to P squared G squared. They had mad kids there... So. Yeah. We were out. And. We got Slurpees. Mer's job gave him like. A universal gift card. Or. So it seemed. Anyway. We picked up Mer's sister. Then. Went home. Baby Alex was here. So. Mer and J made sure he didn't do whatever it is Baby Alex isn't supposed to do. Baby Alex stepped on Mer's... Friends. Then. I had to go to the bank. To transfer money from my account. To my mom's joint account. Then. An orthodontist appointment. The light to turn was busted. So. We took a detour. Then. Back home. I had to clean my room. I re-hung up the pictures of Robot Girl Primate mode. I miss her. She said. She might come down this weekend. I am stoked. Then. We headed out again. Mer had to check a schedule. So. We stopped by the place we were trying to work at. Cinemark. The best seat in town. And. We talked to a manager. Then... Um. Yea. We stopped by this place so Mer could find a game. Oh yeah. One of the times at Cinemark. We all played Silent Scope. Man. It was clutch. But. The last game. I pegged the dude. Straight up. Head shot. You know what I'm talking about. Then. We headed to Laydee Killah's house. And. On the way. There was like. Mad lightning. And. Thunder. And. Yeah. We saw a police chase. It was cool. There were these motorcycles. And. It was crazy. Yeah. It was like a movie. And. There were explosions. And. Stuff. And. Yeah. It was coo. Then. We got to Dayve's house. It was raining by the time we got there. So. We did the running into the house. Let's see... Dayve was stoked about www.homestarrunner.com. It's not a bad site. It's just. You laugh at stuff. That you don't think you'd normally laugh at. Anyway. Yeah. It's a pretty good site. I know The What likes it. So. Yeah. After that. We saw parts of the MTV movie whatever the official title awards is. Then. We established the rules. And. Regulations of seat check. What else. Um. That's about all it. Yeah. This was supposed to be posted yesterday.

06.07.02
I had another one of those dreams. Those creepy ones. That I don't ever want to come true. It's not your crazy tales from the crypt type stuff. But. Yeah. One of those deep fear dreams. I'll probably write more about this later. Considering much of my day hasn't happened yet. Alright. That is what I will do. Ok. I didn't do diddly today. I talked to Robot Girl. Did a little zelda. That's about it. The weather is so crappy right now. Anyway. Peep this page. It has some stuff worth thinking about... http://www.angelfire.com/vt2/g_hols/Niceguy
You know what I'm talking about.

Gonna Go Back In Time.

06.05.02
Woke up. Head to the hizzigh school. The Sentra is so bammer. Guage is iffy. Only working part of the instrument panel appears to be the speed-o-meter. One point in time... It was probably the cat's meow. You know what I'm talkin about. Rollin with a J. Not joint. Just. J. Hit up the Einstein class. Gayve me a stern talkin too... Ragged on me as well. Rather disappointing. Ya heard. Then. Counselors office. Went to... Talk to Mrs. Camp. Mrs. Forbes. And. Ms. Patton. Man. She has a good idea for an invention. I hope no one takes it. I want to make it for her. Kinda helped out a little. Found out that. Yeah. Most definitely. Gotta get up. And. Stuff. Eh. Don't sweat it. Then. Talked to Mrs. Oreo. Man. It's fun every time I talk to her. She told us some stuff. About. The Wizard. Had to be there. I know what movie that was too. She said. Her high school sweetheart }husband{ used to write her letters day in college. I said. It was probably. Because. He found the girl of his dreams. And. Yeah. Didn't want to let her go. Because. She was a keeper. She just thought it was funny. I was serious. Ya heard. And. I said. She probably led him on a lot too. And. Hurt him. Because. Girls are carazzy. You know what I'm talkin about. You would. Also. Yeah. I saw Council Woman Daun Hester. She still remembered me. That was kinda cool. She rolls in a Lexus. Then. I stopped by Couch Barclift's office. I didn't see it... Anyway. Some dude wanted to wrestle me. So. I did the shirt off throw down thing. Except. It wasn't shirt off. It was just the usual beater. I think they're gonna tag up the school. Since. They're tearing it down soon. Barclift doesn't seem to understand my situation. Eh. Anyway. Went home. Then. Had to pick up my sisters. Someone saw me. They said. I looked. Changed. I probably do. Ya heard. Then. Went home. Watched T.V. Man. Pop up video is such a good show. I wish I thought of it. Definitely. That's about it. Ya heard. So. The ride status. Still questionable. Things to do. Clean it. Inside. Outside. And. Hook it up... Cha right. Whatever. I gotta add. Air freshener. And. My old tassel. I don't know who chickified my car. I think it was my sister. But. Yeah. That's about it. Oh yeah. Robot Girl. Has returned to her digitized persona. What the heck is the good of a cable modem. If... You can't do anything. Anyway. Sucks for R. Kelly. JJJ had that video... Freaky deaky. Ya know?

Princess Diaries

04 June 02.
Yeah. Not much to say. Summary. Walmart. Putt-putt. The school. Elizang Ziyi. Breaking. Interview. Possible job. Interesting conflict. Princess Diaries. Shrek. And. Not losing hope. Status. Currently stoked... Hope. I see Robot Girl. Ya know? I talked to her baby sister. Got her to say. I love you. Man. To be rich like the Big Tymers. Or. A princess. Or something. Ya know? Eh. Whatever.

Right Near Da Beach.

06.01.02.
Hit the weights. Hit the beach. Waves hit me. I wish I had someone to share it with. Laydee Killah. And. Ultraman. Aren't that bad. It's just... Not the same. I got sand in my bum. Well. My shorts. But. It sucked. I got rained on too. You can't eat fries. And. Run. The beach... Then... The rain... I really wanted to share that. You know? Anyway. More cruising. Talk about sleepers. Then. Happiness... Ringie Dingie on the cellie. Jay's house. Dayve's house. P squared. G squared. I wish someone coulda seen me. Regulate on that guy... Even with my bad joystick. Dude. I miss her. And. It sucks. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. And. I'm mad fonded. Oh yeah... Reread some old entries... Man. I got tied up on a lotta small stuff... Stuff I shouldn't have sweated. I guess. And. I didn't think I'd get over it. But. I did. So. Yeah. I guess it is possible. Even though my level of stokedness is no where near the degree it is now. KWISS B. }Know what I'm super saiyan?{ Old school. Eh... Whatever. One day down... What seems like forever to go.