20 June 2003
Number One In Da Hood G.
Yep. Paid Day. Went to the Mall with Dayve. Got an Aqua Teen Hunger Force T-Shirt from. Hot Topic. That place is... Weak. Also. We got WCW N64 games. I whooped him in Sega GT. And. In Air Hockey. Some. Eff Tard. Told me his friend thought I was hot. Some young chick. She was butt. And. If you're retarded. And. Drop your cookie. That's your problem not mine. No one owes me anything. So. I don't owe anyone anything. So. Don't come to a store expecting to get something free. On. The plus side. There is proof there are. Non ignorant. Non idiotic. Non moronic. Non rude. Non ungrateful. People out there. Like. Yoda said. It has something to do with a child's innocence. Check it. So. It's after nine. And. We're "closed." Ya know. And. I'm trying to put up the stuff so. We can get outta there. Anyway. This kid. He's probably like a nickel. Or something. He says. You guys closed. Question mark. And. I says. Yea man. But. What did you need? I mean. I already put up the cookies. But. Maybe he wants a soda. But. He says. A chocolate chip. So. I look at him. I look at the cookies. I look back at him. And. After the retard fiasco. I had earlier. Debate on wheter or not to help this kid out. I figure. Eh. A sale is a sale. So. I get the kid his stuff. And ring him up. And. His change is like three. And. Some coins. So. He takes his cookie. Takes his change. And. Slides a buck toward me. I figure he forgot it. Or. Something. Because. I'm not bout to take money from a little kid. So. I try to give it back to him. But. He says. Keep it. So. Because. I was nice. I made a buck. But. It seemed better. Because. I dunno. It's good to know that. Every once in a while. Maybe being nice actually does work out. Then again. It coulda just been a kid who stole someone's wallet. And. Had money to give away. But. Eh. Whatever. Number one in da hood G.
Oh yeah. What da bumbaclot. Where is the crab dip taco with chef dayve.
And. The newest night stocker.
Get at me.
Oh yeah. That dude at gamestop is gangsta.
12 June 2003
its MER time
time for super ultra morphin transmerfation time. geez, guys. gettin lazy on the updates here. after all the stuff we've been thru and you can't find one interesting thing to share to our fan base of 2 teenage boys? i mean, we've wrote more stuff about one event than everything we've done in the past couple of weeks. thats. thats just not right. and jared? where you at man? this is mother ship. come home.
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2 June 2003
uh oh
i'm really missing the intended demographic with this site. i mean i'm going for attracting the nice girls around 19. but instead it's like a lot of fans who are much younger or guys. i didn't think i was that immature. i mean there's nothing wrong with the current killkaraoke fans, just you know, somebody a little older is bound to be visiting this site. maybe the intended audience is here but just isn't saying anything because she's intimidated by all these attractive killkaraoke guys. wait i mean just me, i don't judge other guys. so now, i beg ask you, nice women around the age of 19 who like this site, and more importantly, me, to speak up. i know you're there.
and i hate to burst your bubbles ladies, but alex and jay are already taken, so it's only me and mer left, and we all know mer's a dork. so if you want in on the killkaraoke action, i'm the only one left. yeah, it's not so bad though. i mean look, i use green comic sans. isn't that cute enough for you?
