29 September 2002
Hooters.
Today. We had a meeting at work. It was lame. They showed the video. Like. I thought they would. Then. I waited for Hall. Then. He came. And. We were wearing the same shorts. Then. We went to Hooters. It was okie dokie. Pretty coo. We washed VA Tech play. Then. We drove. Well. He drove. And. Drove. Then. We got here. We saw Bourne Identity. I called my mom. It did not go well. Not at all. Then. We played Madden. Now I am here. It doesn't feel like I'm here. I do not know why. It doesn't. At all. The end.
27 September 2002
I Forgot.
But. My manager said. The girl @ @lete's foot. Might have the hots for me. Or. Something. And. That might be why my shoes were so cheap. Carry on.
Frustrated.
Today was a decent day. I got some stuff. Like. New pance. And. My shizzoes. And. Other stuff. Then. I saw Mer. I had to make him a shake. Then. Yeah. I got some stuff. And. I went to the bank. What a phatty boombatty check. Relatively speaking. Then. I went home. I told my mom I was going. And. It didn't go well. Then. I had to cut the grass. I ran outta gas. And. It sucked. Butt. So. Yeah. I'm kinda frustrated right now. I'm feeling ignored. But. Yea. At least I'm packed.
Mr. Fasa 2002
26 September 2002
Only The Pretty Ones.
So. Yea. Me. And. The manager at my job. Are coo. It's like. I'm his right hand man. Because. We both go through the daily triumphs. And. Tribulations. When. Other people come. They only get to see the sugar coated side. Ya know. But. Yeah. It was coo. We're always on the same. Wavelength thing. And. That makes working not so bad. Like. Today. He told this lady. }My day isn't complete unless I get a visit from you.{ And. She was all like. }I bet you say that to all the girls.{ And. I guess my game isn't rusty after all. Because. I said. }Only the pretty ones.{ And. It was weird. Because. He said it too. At. The same time too. Ya know? So. Working isn't like working. It's more like... Hanging out. And. Getting paid. What a great crappy weather day today was. Also. I played that beachhead game again. I rocked in it. It was so cool. Oh yeah. And. Another lady came. She was talking about a sale at Hechts. So. To make conversation. And. Find out where good cheap stuff is. I say. What department. And. She says. Oh. I work in. Lingerie. But. Yeah. Other stuff was on sale too. What else... Oh yeah. I was supposed to get these shoes tommorow. Because. Of that hookup I talked about. Check it mayn. Something happened. And. My manager ended up getting them for me. Or. Something. And. Dude. You'll never guess the price he paid. Nope. Not 70. Not 60. Not 50. Not 40. Not even 30. I know I know. Hard to believe. But. I got my shoes for. 23.50. Ya heard! Tell me that's not ridiculous. I doubt I will ever again. In my life. Find a pair of shoes that sweet. For that cheap. It's true. Oh yeah. I gotta go record Friends. Not because Richelle told me to either... Because. I want to. And. I'm not gonna watch it. So I can watch it with her. Not rusty at all.
Mr Fasa 2002.
25 September 2002
A Hole.
I forgot to mention this. I found a lottery ticket. And. Later on in the day. I found a dime. It was like. Everytime I went to the front of the counter. I'd find something. So. I was hoping it was a sign. Like. My lucky day. It was a card game... You had to beat the dealer. 3 doesn't beat four. Four doesn't beat 10. 3 doesn't beat four. The second time. Since it didn't beat it the first time. And. 4 doesn't beat something else. And. In the A hole. I had a queen. Guess you had to be there.
ALX.
Remember those initials. They're the ones I use when I get high scores in games. So yeah. Check it. I smoked GunBlade NY with a buck. It was mad easy. Also. Later on in the day. Me. And. Mer. We saw beat House Of The Dead. The thing is mad easy. Until you get to the last boss. He's mad quick. Mad. So yeah. There was a 70% sale at. Athlete's Foot. So. I had to pretend to be this girls cousin. But. It's all good. Her name was. Althea. I think. Anyway. She was all like. }Tell your mom I said hi.{ After. I was introed as. Alex. Her cousin. It's figuratively speaking anyway. Because. Aren't we all. Children of siblings? Anyway. He ain't heavy. He's my brother. And. Yeah. I went to the Cafe. I didn't get a vanilla lateezey. But... I did get a Vanilla Cookie shake. For those of you underpriveleged. It's a vanilla shake. With. A Double C blended in it. }That's Choco chip for the non cookie inclined.{ So. Yeah. I was like. }Wow. This is really good.{ And. Some lady asked if. The manager paid me to say that. Then. He said. He's an employee... But. Yeah. I won't gonna like. It was on point. When Mer makes a mistake. It makes him a. Meron. Oh yeah. I got new fangs. They glow in the dark. Night Stocker is a raver. Ya heard! Anyway. Fo mo days. And. I get to be with the one I love. And. Yeah. I know. I'm still young... But. I'm pretty sure I love her. And. Besides... Nineteen is like. Retirement age for teenagers. Ya heard.
23 September 2002
Well!!! I'm An Ass Man!
Just like... B.A. Billy Gun. Well... Except. It's more like. An abbreviation for assistant manager. And. Technically. I'm still not that yet. But. Yea. Work today. Had to get gas. Had to fill up on oil. Trying to get a Lilo. And. Stitch. Poster for someone that isn't even here. Ya heard... That about it.
22 September 2002
Bros Before Ho's. Except. She's Not a Ho. And. I'm Not Sure What Dayve's Excuse Is.
But. Yeah. Man. The metaphorical analogy is like. Um. You always pick Calvin as your Wingman. Because. You're guaranteed to have a successful mission that way. And. Scha dude. It's more like. You're all. Not contacting us down here in the Sevenickel7. So. It's like. Welcome to Coolsville USA. Population. Us. But. Then you're all like. Trying to rep it. Born. And. Raised. So. Dayve is all like. All. Aww Hellz naw! You look like a chimp tryin ta pimp. And. That's what Dayve would say. Because. He talks all wicked weeowed like that now. So. Anyway. Mayn. I try to hit you up all digit al style. And. You're all Rey Mysterio on us mayn. Always having to bounce. Or. Do something else. Shoo... Then. I gotta do the double deuce minimum wage rockin. Even though it ain't even like that any mo. And. Sometimes homeboy. I'm just plain tired. Ask Mer. Ask Dayve. Heck. Even ask me. It's like that. And. That's just the way it is. But. If you're still around tommorow. And. You want. We can throw down at Krispee Kreme. Heck. I'll even drive. Even though you hate my driving. And. It'll make it all remixed. Since. You're officially a tourist. And. Besides. Your bro was down from Jamaica. We should call that rude boy. Dappa. You know what I'm talkin about.
Oh yeah. Jay. Richelle is sorry too.
21 September 2002
i also had a creepy dream last night.
i had this creepy dream i was in a foreign land and there was this spider with a scorpion tail and a crab pincher on the tail and then just a normal poisonous scorpion tip. and then these guys wanted to even out my eyelids with an exacto-knife. but they just ended up stabbing me right under my bellybutton. i was terrified. but then i woke up.
on the other hand. i never wrote down this one pretty pleasant dream i had. i was in this like hamster playground place, you know, with those tubes and spheres and it looks like a spacestation, except it was more like a space station. except the tube parts were filled with water. well. i would float and fall through those. and it was real fun. and then there was this girl i knew and i got to kiss her on top of her head. and the then she kissed me on top of my head. and it was a nice dream.
let's-not-hang-out-even-though-the-gang's-all-here-night
so. yeah. it's let's-not-hang-out-even-though-the-gang's-all-here-night. even though that might sound really cool because it's more than 5 syllables. it's not. it's more like. hey. where-did-all-my-friends-go? i hung out with ryan even more today and that was fun even though he was working. so. i guess i'll just go back. not like anyone ever asks , hey jared, when are you coming back down? it's more like, oh you're coming back down? call me. i'll pretend to be interested in hanging out. actually it's not even like that... it's more like i say. i'll call. and they say. OK.
well. i didn't even get to fix the innertube for my bike. it's all... you know. metaphorical and stuff. because. i have to get a new one. no it's not. bad analogies. oh well. i'll go back and play ping pong and think about my friends back in norfolk. and think man. i bet they'd really enjoy sitting on my couch and watching stolen cable. or late night ping pong. or a quick run to 7-11. maybe even kick back on a cool coors or heineken or something. heck. even a citrona. but no. i bet everytime i come back it will coincidentally be let's-not-hang-out-even-though-the-gang's-all-here-night. and it's not my fault. i don't here any Play-a-sound-when-the-first-message-is-recieved noises or a phone-call-because-i-miss-hanging-out or knock-knock-what's-going-on-i-just-stopped-by-because-i-knew-you-were-in-town. see if your other friends who went away for college call you back. see if you will have someone else to take you to your first rated R movie. or teach you how to burn out with an automatic car. or even join a club with rebecca arthur in it just so we can hang out. i mean. what's up with that? i mean we're here to protect a world that fears and hates us and you don't even want to go for some rounds against some holographic sentinels in the DANGER ROOM? c'mon guys. or even drive to krispy kreme and stop by merman's work and say, hey, it's too bad you couldn't hang out. but we came by to give you some doughnuts. because that's what i had in mind. i'm even the kind of guy who would drive 6 hours to some crappy elitist college in the middle of nowhere just so you could hang out with someone else that is not me and i would wait around all bored and stuff while you got nookie. or just show up at your house and watch your TV and play on your computer. but if you wanted to go somewhere i'd take you. to get some chicken teriyaki maybe. or just to the computer store to look at things i can't afford. i dunno man. it's just one of those things i was looking forward to when i drove home. but. nope. didn't happen. so. maybe in another two weeks or something. i guess i can look forward to letters from 27 year old japanese penpals and e-mails in middle america who are actually interested in intellectual exchange or just a laugh or a smile.
19 September 2002
Fo Funny.
Well. Well. Well. If it isn't J. He's been gone for a while. He likes to pretend like he's Screech from Saved By The Bell. And. It's all. Because. Onyx made the Welcome back. Whatever that guy's name is. Cool. So yea. Work was coo. I like working at my work where I work. And. Yea. Sometimes. Well. A lotta times. I get left in charge. All by myself. Man. I run it. It's so coo. It's like having my own little store. Sometimes. I pretend it is my store. I think that's what I want to do when I grow up. Entrepenuer... But. I dunno. It takes a lotta time. And. Time. And. Money. And. Time. I thinks. But. It's a sacrifice. Anyway. I miss Richelle. I miss her a lot. I'm still stoked. And. Can't believe I get to see her for a whole frickin week. Hopefully. It'll fix me. And. I won't be sad. Like I used to get. Speaking of people coming back. J the trouble maker makes a return. The thing is... He's outta the loop. Before. There was no loop to be out of. So. When the trio. Was trioified. It was all good. Two thirds of the trio hang out now. Which is easier to explain in fraction form than it is in decimal. So. When the third trio third returns. It's gonna be... In a word. A little bit kinda weird. But. Yea. I miss Richelle. But. I haven't had that aching longing that I used to have. Which. I think is good. I think. Over. And. Out.
HEY EVERYBODY
my hands smell like fixer.well. like fixer and soap now. i tried to wash them. stupid people keep taking the tongs and hiding them. i wish they hid them in boxes. wrapped boxes. with ribbons on them. so. what's happening. well. slater, zach and i have been hanging out at the max. they have good food their and zach is dating that girl in a wheelchair.
i will return home soon.
my brother will be back from jamaica. how exciting!
two years is a long time.
things are well. how about you?
i still need to do somethings about myself.
but that might be awhile.
16 September 2002
Cinnabutt.
Yeah. I forgot to say this. Once. This lady bought a muffin. And. She said. It was so good. She licked the box. That's what I'm talkin about. So. Yeah. I saw Stealing Harvard. Not bad. What else... Oh yeah. Had work today. Reserved Monster Sinc. What else... Miss Richelle. Seeing her soon. Can't remember what else I had to say... Um... Um... Crap. Oh well. Oh yeah! The cinnabutt guys. Sent down spies to check out our cinnamon rolls. Their spy had the same name as me. How do I know you ask? He made a point of telling me. Dude. The other non food court food places hate us. Because. We're number one. I think. The end.
Mr Fasa 2002.
14 September 2002
Projectionist.
Dude. I'm a projectionist now. It's suhweet! Ya heard. You gotta not be scared of being in big empty spaces. With. Machines that make random loud noises though. And. You gotta be cool. What else... I get to rock sweet white wannabe raver gloves. But. They have these light bulbs. That are crucial. If they explode... What else. That's about it.
When I grow up. I'm gonna buy one of those house air filter things. A buncha them. I miss Richelle. I hope I get to see her soon. I woke up. Earlier. And. Yeah. It sucked. It was dark. And. I felt alonely. On the plus side. I had a dream. And. Man. Even in my dreams I tell jokes. I was joking Rumpler in my dream. It was funny.
All day. I watched college football. And. Played football. And. Practiced juggling.
Mr Fasa 2002.
12 September 2002
Galing.
Work. Then. Home. I tried to see what's the deal. I'm a projectionist. And. I got haters. That sucks homie. Yeah... I took a nap today. It was a much needed rest. My car is weak. And. I'm watching the VA Tech game. Please. Let me rep there. And. Not turn into a wannabe. Ya heard. That's about it. I love Richelle. Oh wait. I remember now. I was gonna say. Dude. What a frickin creepy movie One Hour Photo looks like. It creeps me out man. Because. I have film I've been wanting to develop. I hope I get to see. Saving Harvard. Ok. Now I can say. I love Richelle.
He's Done It.
Lex is so wicked awesome.
He can juggle now. Ya heard.
Moron this later.
11 September 2002
September Eleventh.
Don't forget.
I had work today. I stood up for a long time. I saw Mr. Chambliss. He looks younger. And. Buffer than I remember. Then. I went to Cinemark. I'm on the projetionist schedule. So. People are hating on me. Ya know? Because. Like Biggie said. Jealousy. And. Envy. And. Something else. But yeah. Im mad tired. I need to sleep. I'm at Dayve's house. He's got the SWEETEST DDR mat known to man. It's so wicked awesome. Seriously. I miss Richelle. And. I bought a Vanilla scented air freshener. It's aight. I got aim 5.0.
MR FASA 2002.
9 September 2002
Ate Ours.
Went to work. Had to open. Supah slow day. Then. Had my two hour break. Long. And. Boring. I need an ADVANCE. GB. Lady at Spencer's knows me now. Man. That other dude sucks. He thinks he runs it. He doesn't though. Saw CandyAssidy. Then. Home. Showed off my newest talent. Can't disclose what it is yet. YET. It's fresh. Madden. Friends. Still tired. Want to see Richelle. Miss her very much. Going back to work soon.
8 September 2002
Hustling.
All I do. Worry. Helpless. The stuff hustlers rap about. No life. No friends. The kinda guy they choose for spy missions. Why. Because. He has nothing to lose. Dissappointment. Pissappointment. No time. Slow moving time. Discouraged. Raged. Aged. Losing weight. Losing patience. Losing mind. Lost. Hope.
5 September 2002
david it's your birthday. happy birthday david.
man. i don't have present for dave. but i should have that $500 i owe him. so. he should get that very soon. it's like a gift... that he's giving himself. otherwise. i dunno. can't draw dave any pictures for his birthday. or. write him a song. but i can give him party at jared's place cards. i dunno. happy birthday, man.
classes have been pretty awesome. photography is expensive. but. hey. so. for photographic sequencing we have to take slides of things and make a narrative. then we get to put music to the slideshow. pretty fun.
so. what are you guys doing for david's birthday? journey to tech? or. just sitting around and eating cake? or something else.
well. i hope you get at least one birthday present you want.
4 September 2002
keep the lights shining
that's a funny license plate. almost as funny as gold or silver chains surrounding them. but who really reps the lighthouses? i mean, come on.
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3 September 2002
Rival Schools.
Work. All I do. No break. Big Bacon Classic. S1M0NE. Punk still beefin. Called me a punk. No one likes him. Buckle up. Knuckle up. Sleeve raving. Magic trickin. Rival Schools. Tentative scheduling. Night Stocker sings the oldies. To. The tune of other oldies. Yea. Yea. Yea. Yea.
2 September 2002
Stop Being A Punk.
Work. VA Tech. LSU. 28. 6. Found change. Someone has beef. What a tard.
