31 October 2002
It's An Investment.
Yep. I got the costume. The mask is kinda weak. So. I may as well go all out. And. Spring for the better one. Ya know? It's an investment. Genius was kind enough to let me borrow his Chips. Er. Chucks. ALSO. Egg. And. Sara. I never knew. NEVER. And. Dayve. And. Spider-Man. Who's identity can not be revealed at this time. Or. Ever. Man. I love haloweenie. It's great.
29 October 2002
Putting The Weenie In HallowWeenie.
14 months. That's how long Richelle has priveleged me by letting me be her boyfriend. Richelle Heredia. The members of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Er. Da Bomb Squad. Er. Killkaraoke.com. Salute you.
Ok. Random weather girl conversation. Caught me by surprise. Then. Work today. Man. Some lady was being a dorkaramus. And. She was all giving me a stern talking to. Then. Her dumb daughter had to chip in. Man. What dorks. Stupid koo aid stain sweat shirts. And. Talking on a cell phone to make yourself feel important. Then. I went on the quest for the Spidey gloves. Party City. Should be called. Crap city. Because. That's what it seems like they sell. I was disappointed. But. I found the web goo gloves at Target. That's french. The gloves are mad cool. I'd rock them regularly. I probably will... I'm gonna mod them too. By. Tracing over it in glow in the dark pen. Ok. Also. One more prank to add to my list of haloween pranks.
1. I'm gonna litter snaps all over the ground. So. When those greedy little kids come by. They'll set off pops. And. Stuff. And. If I see ghetto old kids. I'm not gonna give them candy. And. If they want to throw down with spider man. I'm gonna squirt them with my super soaker. I think.
I'm not a jerk.
Haloween Update.
So. Yea. Here are my haloween ideas. All both of them.
1. As suggested by David. I will guess purposely the wrong costumes.
2. I'm going to hide that thing that sets off the cap under neath candy bars. So. I give them the option of me giving them one. Or. Them. Getting one.
P.S. You can't complain. You came to my house.
28 October 2002
Search For Spiderman.
Dude! We can rock costumes to work. I think I'm gonna be spiderman. The costume comes with boot covers. The top. And. Bottom. And. The mask. No gloves. But. I'm gonna try to find web blasters. If I can find those. Then. It's on. Like. King Kong.
P.S.
Ralf should be big bird.
Also. I miss Richelle. And. Dayve won't let me exploit him this Haloween... Weak.
27 October 2002
Lucky People.
Lucky people. Are. People who get to see people they love every day. Luckier people. Are people who get to see people they are in love with every day. I sorta turned into a luckier person this weekend. Richelle came down for the weekend. So. Basically. I woke up Saturday morning. And. She was here. I was stoked she came down. I just rolled outta bed. Put on some glasses. And. I dropped Elizabeth off at her house. Then. We had breakfast at my house. It was good. I wanted to cook it for Richelle. But. It was kinda good. It was already ready. Then. I ate a bananna. I put the peel back though. It was kinda funny. Then. We took showers. And. We went to Cinemark. It's kinda weak... I had to actually pay for a ticket. At least. Cinemark still has good popcorn. So. We were gonna see Tuck Everlasting. But. We saw Ghost Ship instead. Man. There was this creepy preview. It had the tooth fairy in it. That scared me. Sorta. Anyway. After that movie. We went to Greenbrier. We bought some stuff at Spencers. And. Then. A calendar. And. Then. We ate at Cinnabon. I saw Tia. And. Crystal. They were probably impressed that I was with such a hot girl. Ya heard. Then. We played in the arcade. And. We got rings. Then. I bought this stuffed Bambi for Richelle's baby sister. I love Richelle very much. And. I want her family to like me. Even her baby sister. Then. We went to Dayve's house. We played some puzzle fighter. And. Tokyo Bus Guide. Then. We went to Sarku Japan. I always seem to run outta gas when I'm going to Lynhavven. Also. At that mall. We rode on the merry-go-round. It was great. Good. Fun. I wish life could always be like that. Ya know. Chillin with your best pal. And. Best gal. }I apologize to any killkaraoke members who would like to be considered my best pal.{ So. Then. We ate Shicken Cherry Yucky. It's far better. Without the vegetables. What else... Then. Back to David's house. And. We just Danced. Danced. Danced. My bad Genius. Then. Some Samba De Amigo. What else... I dropped Genius off at his house. Then. Back here. I played Madden until Richelle fell asleep.
Then. I woke up. And. It was kinda like a little kid on Christmas. I knew Richelle was still upstairs. So. I went up there. And. I watched her sleep. Then. Breakfast. My mom talked to us. She told Richelle. I used to change girls. Like. I used to change clothes. Or. Something. And. She openly declared. She liked Richelle. That's good. I know my Grandma likes Richelle too. That's good too. Then. We had to get ready for church. Then. We went to the Navy Exchange. And. Then. The commissary. And. Yeah. Then. Back here. Then. Some time with Richelle. But. It was really short, Then. We got Elizabeth. And. A little set back. Now. She's gone again. And. I already miss her. And. I regret not being able to see her everyday.
P.S.
Jay was in town too. But. We didn't get to chill. My bad Jay. Also... The malls seem more scummy on the weekends... But. That's where the business comes from. So. I shouldn't complain.
25 October 2002
Dragon Ball Z.
Man. Oh man. I didn't know DBZ was such a good general topic of discussion. Last night. Richelle. Was all like. }Yeah. Gotenks. And. Small trunks became one. Tanks. Or something.{ And. Then. At work. My manager was like. }Yeah. He turned like. Super duper saiyan.{ Man. I love dragon ball z. Or is GT now?
23 October 2002
intramural sports
no matter how cute the girl is who asks you to play soccer don't go, jared. they just want someone else to assimilate. your jaw isn't worth it. you won't even get to know her. she's too hardcore of a soccer player and and she seems to be interested in... eww... that guy? is she really going out with him? is she really gonna take him home tonight?
the song that makes me melt right now is the microphones - i'll be in the air. so pretty.
so. yeah. i'm going to make movies. if anyone has any good ideas. let's collaborate. that's what it's about.
still image movies.
the mystery of gusto the flying cat will be finished within a month. maybe even la cabeza grande and i'm considering making the adventures of headless bear,too. depends on how much time i have.
i'm getting more ideas for films. i love talking to people about films. films that could be made. not films that could be seen.
let it all out
don't you hate it when you're talking with friends and you think up all these great ideas and you tell other people about it and when you sit down a little while later to share with the rest of your homies online you completely forget about the good ideas you thunk up and end up typing up excuses like this instead? well. that's kinda what happens to me. but not right now. nah, i didn't have a single good idea to start with.
18 October 2002
Line breaks.
I know dayve told me not to put in excess line breaks. But. I did anyway. I will try to not do that anymore. Also. Yes. Today. I had big plans. They got not done. I was disappointed. It's not even pay day today. I bought some things. One. A squirting nickel. It's great. I squirted a lotta people at work. That kinda made me happy. But. It's not the same. Then. I bought this booby trap. That's all I have to say about that. P.S. I hate when people get an attitude with me at work. This is a different kinda attitude than the cinemark attitude. This one is about this card thingie. I tried to be consistent. And. It's no problem to punch it multiple times. But. I try to explain how we NORMALLY do it. But. I guess this lady says. That's not what they did last time. So. That wasn't normal. Well... I'm there like five days a week. So. That's what I normally do... That kinda made me mad. Because. I didn't give her lip. Or. Anything. I just happily punched it. But. She turned vicious. Well. I'm making her sound mean too. But. She wasn't like. Super mean. I guess. Compared to the happy everybody else. She seemed mean. But. I'm kinda mad today too. Anyway. So. That is why. The end. Oh yeah. I forgot. I learned a new joke. This one is from Phil from Hatworld. "A fish is swimming. And. Swims into a concrete wall. Do you know what he says?" And. Alex. That's me. I say. Dam. I like when I know the punchline. And. I bought a Nike headband. I was looking for Adidas. Or. Something not that. But. They didn't have it. That reminds me. I haven't introduced the cast of my new everyday routine. Mike. He's the owner of the place where I work. Sarah. That's his wife. Kim. One of the girls that work there. Sara P. The raver chick. But. I might refer to her. As the sucker puncher. Phil. He works at Hat World. Omar. Also at hat world. That's about it. Other people. I don't know their names. They don't wear tags. Ok. The end. Also. I interacted with a Nick Burns.
17 October 2002
sometimes
sometimes j writes things and i say to myself
man. i wish i knew what he was talking about.
because. sometimes. i'm like. you probably gotta be smart to get it. or. be there to get it. or. something.
but. when mer writes. it's like...
right dude. i shoulda been there.
and. now i write stuff.
and.
the end.
you are stupid. you are stupid. and. don't forget. you are stupid.
14 October 2002
ROMAN HOLIDAY
The three Diego boys went on to live different lives. The eldest traveled the world spreading the gospel. The other traveled the streets as an artist. The youngest traveled the world to learn. The oldest found what he was looking for in the word of God. The younger one found it on concrete canvas. The youngest is always finding it and losing it.
11 October 2002
Week In Review.
Well. Not this week. But. Last week. This entry is basically.
"Hokie Pokie Weekend."
Saturday.
We had some meeting at work. Cinemark. I went. They showed the video I was in... If there was anyone left who didn't think I was weird. They probably changed their mind after seeing it. After that meeting. I went to Dayve's house. Then. I went to my house. Chucky Hall came by. And. We went to Hooters to eat. Hollah! They're nice there. It's like they wanted our money. Or. Something. Our waitress was. Amber. Hollah! She wanted to know if we wanted Michelob Lights. We turned them down. Because. It was kinda early for beer. I think. The VA Tech game was on T.V. We won. Then. We drove. And. Drove. And. Drove. And. Drove. Well. He drove. I just provided entertainment. Then. We were there. No one was in towner. So. I schooled Hall in Madden.
Sunday.
We ate somewhere. And. Chucky got a ticket. People were coming back in town. I saw Richelle. Oh yeah. Charles. And. I were so bored. We invented fricking Zoog Disney games. It was great. I ate dinner with. Richelle. Rumpler. Moke. His lady. And. Chucky. We saw Ralf. Dan kept saying things. That. Didn't sound right. So. Moke's lady wanted to beat him up. Dan could take her. So. Yeah. I saw Aqua Teen Hunger Force. And. Yeah. I also got to give Richelle. Monsters Inc. Angel wings. And. An orange hoodie. Now. I can tell the story. Of what happened when I bought that hoodie. I went to the mall. And. I used Dayve as a standard of comparison. He said. I couldn't use him. Because. He was a winter. And. Orange didn't look good on him. It made the people at American Eagle laugh. And. Yeah. The end.
Monday.
I woke up. And. I stopped by Little Stauffers room. I forget what else I did. It was nice seeing Richelle again. I missed her a lot. I think I saw Mart too. Or. Something. And. I watched Monday Night Football. It was good.
Tuesday.
I think this is the day. I saw. Stupid Celebrity boot camp. I ate at Burger King. My whopper tasted... Weird.
Wednesday.
I think I went to class with Rumpler. I think. I dunno. I shoulda wrote this earlier. Jessica yelled at me. I also went to the FASA meeting. I miss those guys. They let me talk about. Mr. FASA. I ate at Sbarros.
Thursday.
I saw my advisor. And. I dunno what else.
Friday.
We had chinese food. Jessica Johnson. You are mean to me. Then. I bought a fresh Hokie shirt. And. Yeah. We went to a party. It was VSA. It took forever. But. It happened. And. We danced the night away. Oh yes. And. The smarter she is. The smarter she gets.
Saturday.
Laundry. At least my clothes got cleaned. Party with the Franster. Todd. Turned 20. There was raving. Sorta... And. The end. Oh yeah. Dance. Dance. Dance. Revolution.
Sunday.
The last day. Good breakfast at West End. And. Then. A long drive back. Then. Robot Girl. Hall. And. I ate here. I miss those guys already.
I'll add more as I remember more.
This week.
Nothing significant.
Oh wait. I forgot. I'm quitting at Cinemark. And. I'm now officially Assistant Manager. And. I got three new shirts. And. A visor. And. I found someone who can allegedly cut my hair the way I want. I hope everything works well. Thank you.
The end.
9 October 2002
Not My Real Entry.
This isn't my real entry. I'm still typing it. But. LK is right. Mer is a good writer. Even though he just wrote the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire. But. It's all good. Anywizzy. I stillizzy gots to writetizzy about my tripizzy. Ya heard.
Mr Fasa 2002.
I love. Never mind. If I gotta write a name. Then. You probably don't know any of us here at killkaraoke.com.
P.S.
It's Richelle.
8 October 2002
so's i was sitting there, right?
minding my biz. when a couple of guys,
they were up to no good.
started making trouble in my neighborhood.
i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
she said you're moving with your auntie in bel aire.
i yelled for a cab and when it came near,
license plate said fresh and there was dice in the mirror.
if i could say anything that this cab was rare,
but i thought man, forget it, yo ho! to bel aire.
i. pulled. up to a house about seven and i rang.
i yelled to the cabbie "yo, homes! smell ya later!"
i looked at my kingdom i was finally here.
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel aire.
fo' eva' fresh.
2 October 2002
voltron vs the army men
there was a battle being waged in my living room. voltron was surrounded by approximately 1 tank and 6 other heavily armed vehichles. missles. big missles. two soldiers were able to climb to the head of voltron just as team voltron was going to summon the blazing sword. however the head of the red lion was missing. so. it voltron was incapable. before the battle could finish ryan and vince wanted to play ping pong so they cleared the floor. it was one of the best battles i had ever witnessed. so. i need to take more pictures. anyone up for playroling as my girlfriend at community pride? it will be romantic. taking pictures at the grocery store.
tonight. price club. toni morrison. and then it's a wild card from there.
roman holiday's first show is on november 2nd. or on that weekend. you dig? it's at the beach. at curtis' house. call me for info. i'm parched. my mouth still has the taste of panda garden buffet. not that panda garden's buffet is so bad. i'm just weary of tastes that linger for more than two hours.
i'm rethinking my game plan for life. i think. after i am done with my bsa or bfa or whatever at vcu. i will return to norfolk. and attend odu to study japanese.
i figure that means i'll be done with college at 26 or 27. which isn't so bad you know. i dunno about graduate school. just try and make something of myself with film studies and language studies. be an english teacher for a japanese elementary school and make films on the side.
change in tonight's plans. no price club.
my roomates really like alcohol. i don't understand why they glorify such a shitty beverage like beer. it's become ritualistic for them to down a beer or two before bed. does no one see that as kinda messed up, yo?
secret club meeting sometime soon. they haven't contacted me. i have to finish this roll of color film?
so tell me. what have you been up to lately? i haven't seen you around in a while. i bet you're happy. well. i'd like to think that you are.
the leaves have started to change colors. that orange brown. like beatriz's hair when i first met her. it's a nice association in my mind. i will associate that plastic green with japan. and that dirty lonely cold feeling with the new york city skyline. we could live in central park. with the pidgeon lady from home alone 2. your favorite movie.
if you haven't already gotten it, i'm not talking directly to anyone in particular. but hopefully someone reading this can relate.
days are getting late. boredom is a cause of fatigue. libraries shouldn't be coffee shops. i'm going to take more pictures of books.
