Journal Archive: November 2001

happy two month birthday killkaraoke.com!!!

jay has finger-like toes, our new friend kneel has a toe-like thumb, and jay's minivan can travel through time. gonna go back in time. for more interesting facts, read on...

wow. my entire hand.

happy thanksgiving... this is what i did yesterday....

the dangers of playing with suspicious shopping carts

hmm. it's been a few days. i hung out with lex and merman. we saw the movie heist. not bad, except that the backup plans were really unrealistic. almost any person couldn't possibly think that far ahead, much less an old guy.

mop lover

thursday. i can't remember anything cool happening then. i probably just slept.

friday. it was tn's birthday. i didn't get a chance to get her anything. i think i've already given her enough anyway. merman stuck me with her all day. he claimed he had to go "study". yes i know the period should be before the closing quote, but i think that's stupid and not logical so i'm protesting. anyway, i hung out with tn most of the day. we sat around for a while. then i had to teach her how to use the online class registration thing. and i also taught her how to use the scrollwheel and that ctrl+n will open a new window when you're in internet explorer. and now, i'll tell you the secret that every guy wants to know. in order to quickly minimize all of your open windows, for instance when you don't want someone to see what you're doing, the shortcut key is window key+m. then to restore all those windows, you press window key+shift+m. the window key is usually next to alt.

tn wants a dolphin for her birthday

so if you have a spare one that you're not using, i'll take it.

jay and i got our tickets for japan. and we applied for passports today. so everything's going according to plan. we're going to japan.

a girl was riding around in a golf cart giving out ramen noodles. i guess it was for starving college students.

our jillians sucks because the arcade doesn't have a ddr machine

friday. i went to my lab. then i slept. then i met up with yawn, merman, and tn. yawn went to his lab. merman, tn, and i went to go eat. i attempted to have a serious conversation with them but that wasn't successful. what jerks. "why don't you go out more?" "because my 'friends' don't take me anywhere" geez. they don't want me to move. oh well. anyway, we rode on the shuttle bus for the first time. tn hates walking. and before tn started hanging out with us, merman didn't mind walking. but now, he got mad at me too because we had to walk. hmmm. seems like a funny coincedence that he all of a sudden doesn't like walking now that tn is hanging out with us.

me eat you

i had to stay at school for longer today for a stupid honors college meeting. i used my professional stalking talent to find yawn when he got out of class. i still got the skills. we played pool. not one of my good games. then i went to the meeting thing. the honors college keeps adding in extra stipulations without telling us. they didn't say anything about community service until now. and the meeting was only 15 minutes long. so i left and met up with yawn, tn, and merman. tn tried to make me do her cs hw. and not in that metaphorical way that i used that phrase in a previous journal entry. i wish. and merman touched yawn's hair as an excuse to put his arm around tn. really. he's been acting a little bit bento lately, except for the arm waving and incredible confidence. we should watch him to make sure it doesn't get any worse. then merman went to class. we talked to tn some more.

then yawn and i left. we went downtown. we went to the 9th level of a parking garage. and we jumped in an elevator. literally. and as we were going back up afterwards we jumped again. then we went on the spiral thing from the 9th level to the 1st level in neutral. it made me really dizzy, but it was fun. then we went to a bank. then my house. we played video games. then he left. i watched tv for a long time. filled out my passport application. and that's pretty much it.

merman is an illegal alien and tn is a terrorist

it's true. merman hasn't registered for the selective service and doesn't have any shots. and tn has a box cutter and doesn't care about hurting the us economy.

anyone who has ever had a physics class always has the story

of the guy in class who used the wrong hand for the right hand rules. my precalc teacher told us about his physics class. who hasn't heard that story?

how many geniuses does it take to spell zer0cha0s?

two. king johnny "they don't call me genius just because i'm smart" genius and bento laden.

if anybody knows anything about the consumer price index, tell me, i gotta write a paper

i just finished making my new background for iria (my computer). it's a collage of photos. no not college, collage. it's pretty cool, but now it's hard to find my icons. oh well. i need to get cable internet access. genius beat me to that too. everything i do, he has to do better than me. he reached a higher ddr skill level before me. he won homecoming king this year and i didn't last year. he got cable internet access before me. insult after insult to my pride and honor. and by whom? by this.... clown. he'll pay. oh yes, he'll pay. his day will come. i will emerge victorious. it's in my blood.

ugh...

i'm sick. i feel bad. class was canceled today. i pretty much laid in bed all day long. i finally saw a new episode of reboot. it looks great. i gotta remember to watch it more often. those are some smart canadians. it's really hot in here.