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Nataly
From: United States
Web Site: http://1001info.t35.com
Life Story:
Added: Wednesday, February 1, 2006
Comments:
Nice site, cool design, webmaster - respect !
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Marta
From: United States
Web Site: http://1001info.t35.com
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Comments:
Cool site, webmaster - respect :)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Semen Zaharia
From: United States
Web Site: http://www.jewelry-boxes-etc.com
Life Story:
Added: , December 24, 2005
Comments:
Very interesting site, cool design and content, webmaster - respect ! See too my site :)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Wiskas
From: United States
Web Site: http://phentermine-online.hur.be
Life Story:
Added: Monday, November 14, 2005
Comments:
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Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Maruani
From: United States
Web Site: http://cheap-cigarettes.jewelry-boxes-etc.com
Life Story:
Added: Saturday, November 4, 2005
Comments:
Cool, to webmaster - respect :)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Martin Fixer
From: United States
Web Site: http://www.buycialis.alfazet.com/tretinoin/
Life Story:
Added: Wednesday, November 2, 2005
Comments:
Good site, interesting content, cool design.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Vertigo
From: United States
Web Site: http://www.buycialis.alfazet.com/avandia/
Life Story:
Added: Wednesday, November 2, 2005
Comments:
Very nice site, cool design, thank.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
thsthtr
From: trhsthtr
Web Site: http://htsrhsrt
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, September 6, 2005
Comments:
Ihate you
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Coady
From: canada
Web Site: http://
Life Story: i'm a creepy little cyber goth. i'm the only goth in a gangster highschool, but i'm adapting to there culture..... i can break dance ^__^
Added: Sunday, May 8, 2005
Comments:
oh my god you guys kick ass!!!!!!! Me and my Frends Do stuff like this all the time (ahhh the good old days). i love your vids one day i'll send you some of mine but till then keep up the kick ass work >_O
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
F-inDo
From: Southside.Represent
Web Site:
Life Story: I'm the best..that my life..always the best
Added: Saturday, March 18, 2005
Comments:
What the fcuk is this sh*t...Its nothing but a bunch of children sh*t.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Mom
From: downstairs
Web Site:
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Comments:
WOW
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
Anatani0ne
From:
Web Site: http://
Life Story: it's over...or it hasn't begun yet... I mean, yes.
Added: Monday, July 12, 2004
Comments:
hey, i come to this site all the time...and i cant remember if i signed this...i coulda sworn I did... oh well...
i'll put my webpage up here...when its done...you know the deal haha...
EVERYONE: Dave is an excellent web host/ provider...he just rocks. he just...rocks...
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
jghjhj
From: gjgj
Web Site: http://
Life Story: uymhm
Added: Saturday, June 26, 2004
Comments:
hjhhj
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
pumachic111
From: MI
Web Site: http://
Life Story: Yeah, well, since i had finals to day *and that means a half day of school with NOTHING to do for the second half* i just might as well be a freak for a couple minuets and type out my lifes story. But after all, who isnt, right?
So, born April 25th to my mom and dad. They gave me the worst name ever: Alexandria aka Alex *no offence* So, basically, half the people call me Alex, the other half call me Alabama. Well, we lived in a dumpy neighborhood of 3 related prostitues who did drugs, had alot of artillery, and were child malesters. Thus, we moved and now reside in Livonia aka hellsville. 8There is actually a Hell Michigan, but it only has 3 buildings* *shrugs* any-who, i go to Lutheran High School Westland which is your typical high school. Theres alot of reallly immature people who judge you the first time they see you and all that crap. So, Ive got, what, 5 friends in the whole school *not like theres that many anyway. theres only 276 people* cause everyone else *hates* me for walking in. So, My rents are over obbsessed with my grades and how im their *pride and joy* *by the way, asterisks mean either quotes or parenthases* and how my sisters can flunk every single class and not get into trouble for it. My grandma Babi is moving in with us this summer, thus, we're moving to a bigger house with 5 bedrooms and ive seen it. Its a shack. Im literaly thinking about moving into some type of dorm at U of M of something. My dad might redo the room above the garage, but that will take a while. So im stuck in a house with little sibilings and NO privacy. What fun. So, yeah. Thats basically my boring lifes story in detail.
Added: Thursday, June 3, 2004
Comments:
I like you site thingy. Its really original and, i dont know how i stumbled across is. Something with my friends game of Rock Paper Scissors, but any-who, thanx. You made my afternoon non boring:) *alex* and, uhh, i gatta ask, why kill karaoke. i LOVE karaoke, so if u see me on tv one day cause im famouse, u can say u know me *ha. what a laugh*
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
Jack Moore
From: Miamy, USA
Web Site: http://www.california-web-design.netfirms.com
Life Story:
Added: Sunday, April 11, 2004
Comments:
Great website. ;) Would recommend it to all my friends.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Karlan
From: where you at. boost mobile
Web Site: http://karlan.unixlike.org/
Life Story: I eat a lot of food, and I never get any fatter!
Added: Friday, April 2, 2004
Comments:
Ah, theres nothing on.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
John Hebner
From: Canda
Web Site: http://wordlife/khalid.com
Life Story: yo this is khalid
Added: Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Comments:
yo man you a little liar do you think people will believe you...
will if the belive on you then i ll say F U
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: merman
name's kristen
From: somewhere in the south
Web Site: can i help you?
Life Story: i am here...and i will be gone soon
Added: Thursday, November 20, 2003
Comments:
i think i smell poo
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
DaL337AzNh4x0r
From: §åñ ÃîËgö, Çå|îfö®ñîå
Web Site: http://www.realultimatepower.com
Life Story: î |öVË mÂ¥ gî®|f®îËñÃ, î |öVË VîÃËö gÃ¥m˧. I AM ALPHA AND OMEGA, THE FIRST AND THE LAST...ËñöügH §åîÃ
Added: Sunday, September 14, 2003
Comments:
i think the ways of the old religions are garbage.
i think God made that version of the bible to suite society as it was 2000 years ago.
but i think that our world has changed sooooo much, and God sees it and understands how we have changed and accepts us for it and still loves us.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
???
From: home
Web Site:
Life Story: once i choked on a sour skittle and an egg
Added: Monday, September 1, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: leonardo or sum other cool turtle
Do you like monkeys? hell ya
Do monkeys like you? ya mon
Sequel to your life: i am woman.... hear me roar
Comments:
i eat nails for breakfast.... with NO MILK!!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Dick Mugle
From: dick mugle
Web Site: http://www.err.com
Life Story: err.....................wicked sick dick
Added: Thursday, August 14, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: err
Do you like monkeys? err
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: err
Comments:
err..........dick
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
allison
From: on the floor
Web Site: http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/r/e/reflection18/reflection18.html
Life Story: hatched in a small town and ended up at scotia-glenville high school...terrible really.
Added: Wednesday, August 13, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: leonardo
Do you like monkeys? yup
Do monkeys like you? on the fourth monday of the month
Sequel to your life: "four guys and a girl in a driver ed van"
Comments:
i wish i lived in "the city"!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
nowhere
From: NOWHERE
Web Site: http://WWW.ERR.COM
Life Story: ERR FOREVER.......PROK 4 EVER.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Added: Saturday, August 9, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: ERR
Do you like monkeys? NO
Do monkeys like you? ERR
Sequel to your life: ERR
Comments:
ERR
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
corey forrester
From: here
Web Site: http://www.idonthaveawebsite.com
Life Story: i live a horrible and mundaine life i like elton john
Added: Wednesday, July 9, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: donetelo
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: lamb
Comments:
i like to listen to billy joel
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: digital0bsession
lindsey
From: in the living room
Web Site:
Life Story: you dont know me.
Added: Monday, June 30, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: ninja turtles suck!...j/p
Do you like monkeys? i love monkeys
Do monkeys like you? yes i think so
Sequel to your life: umm i havent died yet.
Comments:
nice ninja drawings..haha
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
big hairy jewish monk
From: i am a jewish monk
Web Site: http://
Life Story: i am a jewish monk and i like to lick butt hole and i like to molest little kids
Added: Monday, June 2, 2003
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? hell yea
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life: i got caught rapping someone and now im in jail
Comments:
i like to rape monkeys up the a-hole
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
usocute2006
From: home
Web Site:
Life Story: I LUV JEFFREY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Added: Sunday, June 1, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: dont got one
Do you like monkeys? yepp
Do monkeys like you? hell yeah
Sequel to your life: i wont even make it through this life srry
Comments:
alwazys try to kick ASS in everything...*muah*
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Lex
From: NRH 380. Represent.
Web Site: http://www.killkaraoke.com
Life Story: NCAA. The War. And. NCAA.
Added: Sunday, March 23, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: All of them
Do you like monkeys? I chill with the killkaraoke crew don't I.
Do monkeys like you? Probably
Sequel to your life: Alex's life part 2?
Comments:
None. Except this goes out to Dayve. I've been practicing in NBA Live. And. By practicing. I mean looking at the case a lot. So. When I return to the sevennickelseven. Watch out. Because. The game is strong. And. It's on like King Kong. Dot Com.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
ponypink102
From: home
Web Site:
Life Story: nothin my life is borring
Added: Thursday, March 13, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: rafile
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yes :)
Sequel to your life: i ate a piece of cheese
Comments:
gfhgfb
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
ry guy
From: in the zoo getting pissed on
Web Site:
Life Story: watch it on a&e at 7 tonight. in a few years i'll be on e!true hollywood story.
Added: Wednesday, March 5, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: pissaleoturdatello
Do you like monkeys? they piss me off
Do monkeys like you? they piss on me
Sequel to your life: i'd have professors that knew what the hell they were doing so they could make a test understandable and able to complete within the designated time. then. i'll be. a superstar.
Comments:
you should update this thing dave. again with the monkeys. i'm sick of the damn monkeys!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
virginia is for lovers
From: currently in the middle of white america -801
Web Site:
Life Story: came out the womb halfstepping and sold crack to buy new sneakers..
Added: Friday, February 28, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: april o'neil, at one point i'm sure she had some turtle in her
Do you like monkeys? if they're not throwing poo
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: living barefoot and jumping freight trains..
Comments:
combs are for nazis"
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
afiya "super stokes"
From: in a far away land
Web Site:
Life Story: was born to a family with super human powers. I grew to realize my super powers could be used to the good of man kind.
Added: Monday, February 24, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: the one with freckles
Do you like monkeys? the purple ones
Do monkeys like you? yes. the purple ones do
Sequel to your life: I do not have super powers, so I turn out to be just the average joe. Or do I????
Comments:
hey I found a cool website and I just wanted to share it with everyone. the site is vgmusic.com. it has all kinds of video game samples with some that have been placed to form songs. I like it. anyway....hey jared!!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
Corinne
From: here
Web Site:
Life Story: I was born
Added: Wednesday, February 5, 2003
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: i am living
Comments:
I miss you guys I love you
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Leelyn
From: NORTH CAROLINA BABY!!!
Web Site:
Life Story: Im a blonde and il always be one..thats abt all.
Added: Thursday, December 26, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the green one???
Do you like monkeys? LOVE EM!
Do monkeys like you? no..im a duck so i dont think they do
Sequel to your life: um its called "Leelyns nine lives.." u shuld check it out! :)
Comments:
Hi feel free to talk to me! lol
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
11917-02661
From: at home
Web Site:
Life Story: bar code
Added: Monday, December 2, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: brunelleshchi
Do you like monkeys? with garlic salt
Do monkeys like you? almost always
Sequel to your life: hypothesis theory test
Comments:
second stance (extended) for sealab
you have...
"if I wanted to be (hard to make out)
that's where I'll be free
that's underneith the sea."
somethings missing...
TRY
"if I wanted to be (hard to make out)
at the bottom of the sea
(that's) it's where I'll be free
that's underneith the sea."
The rest is great!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: digital0bsession
Tim Francis
From:
Web Site:
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, November 12, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: leonardo
Do you like monkeys?
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
...
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
S.L.A.C.K.E.R.
From: pimpton
Web Site:
Life Story: Yo, I was born 2 chill. Word?? jk. I do my thang on da daily.
Added: Tuesday, November 5, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Mike is a bad muther(shutyomouth)
Do you like monkeys? I gots no luv 4 dem hoes.
Do monkeys like you? pimps up, hoes down
Sequel to your life: I pimp everyone. you and yo crew.
Comments:
Smooth
Lewd
Awesome
Cool
Krazy
Et
Radical
Yeah, this is some 6th grade sh*t. Word??
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Kris
From: Irvine
Web Site: http://eiirp.cjb.net
Life Story:
Added: Sunday, October 27, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Raphael
Do you like monkeys? oh, but yes!
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
I've been here before. And I'm still fascinated by Luke's facial expression in that one picture. Yes, that one. I think there's only one.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Adam
From: NRFLVAJTDS0
Web Site: http://users.757.org/~count/
Life Story: Moving around, Alot.
Added: Sunday, October 20, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: The Teenage ones. Can I have more than one?
Do you like monkeys? I like My Monkey.
Do monkeys like you? He loves me.
Sequel to your life: Evil would triumph, just like in Empire Strikes Back. Best Episode Ever.
Comments:
Jared/Jay/J should put up his Ultraman song that he performed at Norview's Honors dinner (I think?) with his lil'sister. 'My Ultraman' or something like that. It rocked 1999!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Angel.
From: Dreaming about monkey alex.
Web Site:
Life Story: I love Alex Fortuno. I'm disappointed he already has a girlfriend.
Added: Sunday, October 20, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: I wish Alex was a ninja turtle
Do you like monkeys? Monkey Alex.
Do monkeys like you? I wish mokney Alex did.
Sequel to your life: That monkey alex would dump his girlfriend. And. Be with me instead.
Comments:
I love you monkey alex if you're reading this instant message me please!!! And. Robot girl. I will take him from you.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
Lindsey- pop music.
From: richmond.
Web Site:
Life Story: long, confusing, and my overies hurt too bad to get into it.
Added: Tuesday, October 15, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: i like Leonardo. i also have collectable NT movie trading cards unopened.
Do you like monkeys? yes.
Do monkeys like you? oh yes
Sequel to your life: ohh my ovaries.
Comments:
There was this one time when Jared signed my name on the role in digital because I snuck out to eat cheetos... that's when I knew this kid was "in".
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
CHURCHILL's TRACTOR
From: N.Y.C.,NY
Web Site: http://geocities.com/nuttybutty72/mypage.html
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, October 15, 2002
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? Yes
Do monkeys like you? No
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
Meet lo-fi's newest sensation Churchill's Tractor at geocities.com/nuttybutty72/mypage.html
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
MR FASA 2002
From: Not Blacksburg.
Web Site: http://www.alexlovesrichelle.com
Life Story: I think it's my turn to the mysterious guest book signing. Done. And. Done.
Added: Tuesday, October 8, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Richelleangelo.
Do you like monkeys? See "Do monkeys like you?"
Do monkeys like you? Monkeys are people too.
Sequel to your life: Doesn't that. "Do monkeys like you" question seem incomplete? Like. It should read. Do monkeys like you prefer bannanas to steak?
Comments:
I wish I was there. Not. Here. But. I'm here. Lex is the best kkk. Killkaraoke.com kid. Ya heard.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
someone you know - i think you do at least
From: home
Web Site: i have one, but i don't want to show you or you'll know my alliance is secretly coming up with an idea make our our leader fall on her face
Life Story: liking someone
Added: Monday, September 30, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the one with the red thing on his head
Do you like monkeys? yep
Do monkeys like you? they better
Sequel to your life: i stayed butter-like
Comments:
coolie sitie
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
afiya
From: arKansas (prison)
Web Site:
Life Story: Born in Virginia and shipped to arKansas. I miss my brother Sun and sister Moon.
Added: Wednesday, September 25, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: You mean karate turtles! They were no ninjas!
Do you like monkeys? Sprinkles and Coco, what's up?!
Do monkeys like you? Yeah.
Sequel to your life: Be a starving performing artist in New York. Would have to sing for my food, literally.
Comments:
J what's up? I'll send you a tape of some music I made with my PS2. You are always welcome to come to boring old arKansas.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
slacker
From: somewhere in the world
Web Site:
Life Story: just breezing through life. life is like a candy bar, short and chewy.
Added: Friday, September 20, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: mich. he is cool.
Do you like monkeys? nah. to complicated.
Do monkeys like you? yeah, the envy me.
Sequel to your life: love.life.and liberty.
Comments:
be the ball.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
ryan, er, merman.
From: here. there. somewhere.
Web Site:
Life Story: born. to be. wild.
Added: Thursday, September 12, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: that one. you know. him.
Do you like monkeys? no. they carry diseases.
Do monkeys like you? i'm sure. just wanna sink their teeth in me is all, then give me east nile.
Sequel to your life: i wanna be an artificial american idolized pop star.
Comments:
dave, i went through this whole site twice over during my break. you really need to update something. and i don't think it's fair to otherdave calling him otherdave. does that make you THE dave? i bet he calls you otherdave.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
jimmy tran
From: here
Web Site:
Life Story: lived in san jose, CA and had to move to this gay place, but plans to move back later after college.....yay =)
Added: Sunday, September 8, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: umm the blue one????
Do you like monkeys? depends what they are doing
Do monkeys like you? do i have a banana?
Sequel to your life: to become a chubby pig....hehe
Comments:
Dave is the coolest person at ODU and jared is he coolest at VCU
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
natasha hannibal...(read first name backwards and you'll learn a lot about me...muah ha ha ha -evil laugh-(muah not to be confused with a kiss sound))
From: leavin. on a jet plane. dont know when ill be back again.
Web Site: http://girlsgonetame.com.org.net
Life Story: i was conceived. i was born. im living....in the MATRIX. in reality we are all submerged in goo, fetal position style, until THEY transform us into BATTERIES!!!
Added: Tuesday, August 13, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the witty one...Michaelangelo
Do you like monkeys? yes for...
Do monkeys like you? I AM ONE!!! ..filipinomonkey..(read "filipinomonkey" in a high pitched voice)
Sequel to your life: released in three years...soundtrack available now in stores..
Comments:
how do the "birds and the bees" relate to reproduction? does somebody know the STORY!?!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
the poser
From: top-secret info. only on a need to know basis.
Web Site:
Life Story: I'm a somebody. I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And darnit people like me.
Added: Tuesday, July 30, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: ralph. ralph had balls.
Do you like monkeys? twinkie
Do monkeys like you? no. i throw things at them.
Sequel to your life: deny the charges. and live underground.
Comments:
hey,hey what's this pinoyF?? what's that F mean?? When will j return?! Bring on the return of J. His journals were so witty and smart. Real meat and potatoes of life. Bring back J.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
angie
From: im on the west side...where you wish you were...san diego!!
Web Site:
Life Story: im ur old friend from the gayy filipino parties you were forced to go while your mom stayed up until the waking hours just by playing that one game.. and i just followed along with someone else. then we separated and i saw u again at work...now i found out that you were who you were when i had no life and went searching on the directory and now we still talk to this day...
Added: Thursday, July 11, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: ...i liked splinter
Do you like monkeys? yeah sure....
Do monkeys like you? they love me!
Sequel to your life: umm...
Comments:
ur page sucks!!!!hahahaa
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
salbaje
From: ware hawz
Web Site:
Life Story: i was juz a single sperm ang mingled with an egg cell and now, im a fully grown mutha.......r!
Added: Wednesday, July 10, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: pong pagong
Do you like monkeys? hell yea!
Do monkeys like you? yup
Sequel to your life: i want stay and be with my girlfriend at the pinas...
Comments:
cool website
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
pacey
From: my room, with my penis hanging out
Web Site: http://www.alexsuxfatcox.com
Life Story: basically i woke up one day, forgetting all that was brought on earth before me, just overwhelmed with hatred towards alex. that seems to be my life now (hating alex, that is).
Added: Tuesday, July 2, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: donatello all the way
Do you like monkeys? i suppose
Do monkeys like you? not all that sure
Sequel to your life: i eventually assassinate mr. fasa 2002
Comments:
alex.....you're mine
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
The Jay fanclub CEO
From:
Web Site:
Life Story: to be like jay.
Added: Friday, June 28, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the chad
Do you like monkeys?
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life: to collect jay memoribilia. hair. glasses. old shoes. and sale them on e-bay.
Comments:
this is to that wanna be member of the jay fan club. Everyone can be a member. Being a true fan comes from the heart. I've known jay for about 4yrs now. I think he's a great guy doing great things. Jay is a guy who deserves his own fan club. Kudos to Jay. Thanx for inviting in your home and making me feel welcome. Thanx for the cds and food. Tell your mom and dad I said hi.
Oh, yeah jay's current look is a very short rough look.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
Wannabe member of the Jay Fan club.
From: In my room modifying my Jay wallpaper.
Web Site: http://www.homestarrunner.com/
Life Story: I wannabe in the Jay Fan club.
Added: Wednesday, June 19, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Um. Jayo.
Do you like monkeys? See below.
Do monkeys like you? Monkies named Jay.
Sequel to your life: I'll do it the way Lucas does it. You've already seen the sequel. The life story is actually the prequel. No wait...
Comments:
Dome. Is that dome? Or. Do me. And. In response to this entry.
"The Jay fanclub CEO
From: Ark.
Added: Friday, October 26, 2001 6:57 PM
favorite ninja turtle: no one ever says i wanna be a junkie when i grow up
Comments:
Jay's pretty cute. those eyes, that hair. And those goofy glasses. i'll start pushing the "jay" action figures, each one will come with a sidekick named "dave". "
If you were really the CEO. You would have updated that Jay cut his hair. It's stunning like... The time Justin Timberlake did it.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
Wannabe member of the Jay Fan club.
From: In my room modifying my Jay wallpaper.
Web Site: http://www.homestarrunner.com/
Life Story: I wannabe in the Jay Fan club.
Added: Wednesday, June 19, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Um. Jayo.
Do you like monkeys? See below.
Do monkeys like you? Monkies named Jay.
Sequel to your life: I'll do it the way Lucas does it. You've already seen the sequel. The life story is actually the prequel. No wait...
Comments:
Dome. Is that dome? Or. Do me. And. In response to this entry.
"The Jay fanclub CEO
From: Ark.
Added: Friday, October 26, 2001 6:57 PM
favorite ninja turtle: no one ever says i wanna be a junkie when i grow up
Comments:
Jay's pretty cute. those eyes, that hair. And those goofy glasses. i'll start pushing the "jay" action figures, each one will come with a sidekick named "dave". "
If you were really the CEO. You would have updated that Jay cut his hair. It's stunning like... The time Justin Timberlake did it.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
You can't know because I masked my ip address
From: I told you. I masked my ip address.
Web Site: http://
Life Story: That's how long it takes to tell it. And. Once I tell it. I gotta include the part of me telling the story. And. How. I was like. Oh. And. They were like. Ah. And. The snake was like hisss. And. The flair was like. Woosh. And. The sink was like. Splash.
Added: Wednesday, June 19, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: I like all five of them.
Do you like monkeys? See above.
Do monkeys like you? Do what now?
Sequel to your life: I was like. Eat my butt. And. Dayve was like. No. And. Jay was like Ha. And. Mer was like. Dude. And. Genius was like. Woo!!!
Comments:
Eat my butt. And. Why isn't the sign the guestbook button a required field?
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
The GAUL
From: my house
Web Site:
Life Story: Slacked around, worked just enough, and everything seems to work out, and im not askin how.
Added: Monday, June 3, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Ralph Maccio
Do you like monkeys? my monkey
Do monkeys like you? not other guys monkeys
Sequel to your life: Slacking even harder, working not as much, everything turning out better than the prequel.
Comments:
"Why is anything anything?" - Master Shake
"Since your a lesbian, does that mean you look at yourself in the mirror all the time?" - Banky Edwards ( Jason Lee )
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
UFO Kamen Yakisoban
From: Prowling the streets of Tokyo.
Web Site: http://www.oriole.net/~rworne/yakisoban/yaki.html
Life Story: Click my link and you will know the awesome glory of U.F.O. KAMEN YAKISOBAN!!!!!
Added: Wednesday, May 29, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: They are a disgrace to japanese culture!
Do you like monkeys? If monkeys like fried noodles.
Do monkeys like you? If monkeys like fried noodles.
Sequel to your life: I will see you in the next life.
Comments:
EAT MORE UFO YAKISOBAN!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
screw u
From: your so stupid
Web Site:
Life Story: eat me alive and i will tell u the secrets to life
Added: Thursday, May 23, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: your so stupid
Do you like monkeys? your so stupid
Do monkeys like you? your so stupid
Sequel to your life: the fast and the furious. TORETTO!!!
Comments:
im a prophet. bake me a cake
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Ben Kordich, Captain Obvious
From: right here
Web Site: http://geocities.com/inhuman_x3/
Life Story: I was born.....before that nothing is remembered. Having been here for 18 years I wanted to be the one to invent the internet....guess Al Gore beat me to it. Don't you have something to do now.....OH yeah, I was writing. NO!!! I don't like to Lucky Charms. Ok, I have been a Mormon all my life....no we aren't the ones that don't believe in technology...I am on a pc now. those are the Omish. WELL!!! I have lived in Virginia, Vermont, Minnesota, Nevada , and California. Having been on the railway for half of the known episode afore mentioned.....there is only a half of a cookie that exists between this and the next real interview for any kind of layout. I have been in relationships continuously for the past 3 years now. All before my current one have only served as learning experiences. I am currently involved with a wonderful young woman from my church named Nikki. If I had not met her.....I would now be a hopeless shell that has no meaning in this existance save to provide a laugh occaisionally to those few who come into contact with me......hmmmm. Yes....she has accused me of being a corny dork too....HAH!! Well....I have only about 9 months to go until I leave for my mission. I am leaving for 2 years to spread the gospel. Now that I have not told you a thing.....I have lived in Norfolk for almost all of my life actually....born and raised except for the few exceptions listed above. A full Bowl of cereal....."I drink a whiskey drink...I drink a chocolate drink.....when I gotta pee...I use the kitchen sink" HAH!!! Having been on the existential plane for dilemmas in the only habital and pivotal plane in froidienitiation.....wait...I don't know either. Ok. I was the one who finally figured out how to make the led on the perfect grade gundam to work. Yes...so now that you know I am perfect, I will have to leave you for farwell. to be in having the reality hue in stop fortitude we are the real mac hope to I for you we have the reinstitution of the only spread feaver. PEACE
Added: Monday, May 13, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Donatello
Do you like monkeys? why not?
Do monkeys like you? haven't asked that many lately
Sequel to your life: Return from mission...marry the girl of my dreams....keep up with homeys.....graduate college.....Have a family
Comments:
The ice cream in my pocket is squishy
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: digital0bsession
tito jackson
From: in my shack in cali
Web Site: http://titoaintnofool.com
Life Story: i hate mike, jermanine, latoya, janet....all of them. My name is a joke cause of them. revenge is the only way! through the sales of my new record "Tito Ain't No Fool". I'm show em all who's the best jackson of all time.
Added: Sunday, May 12, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: well it ain't mike!
Do you like monkeys? not bubbles
Do monkeys like you? who cares! Your toast bubbles.
Sequel to your life: be born a kennedy and never have to worry about a thing.
Comments:
Buy the new album "Tito Ain't No Fool" all proceeds go to the "Get Tito a Better Name Fund". I will be the greatest Jackson of all time!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
g confuzion. mc extraordanaire
From: in the ghetto!
Web Site: http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/gconfuzion/pix.html
Life Story: go to the page fool!
Added: Friday, May 10, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: raphael, bitch! he was always ready to go off on on a foot soldier who was tryin to hate!
Do you like monkeys? what the blood?
Do monkeys like you? your mother!
Sequel to your life: i don't know what that means.
Comments:
you kids suck!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Im a secret ninja chick and this is my
From: going with that monkey baby? YOULL SEE IN THE
Web Site: http://letmepunchyourballs.com it has my
Life Story: , but im not going to tell you or id have to kill you. iF youd like to know about my super intiguing top secret life,
Added: Sunday, April 7, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: is the father of my baby. When it was born, they said
Do you like monkeys? I said, why? Becuase your thing looks like one. But,
Do monkeys like you? would they? Even though i was knocked up by a turtle?
Sequel to your life: here we are. SEQUEL. its more chilly these days.. i wish i had some interesting
Comments:
But no. I think im going to go, wander off................
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
secret
From: right in front of you
Web Site:
Life Story: wow! you have merchandise!
Added: Sunday, April 7, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: secret
Do you like monkeys? eeeeeeee
Do monkeys like you? ummmmmm
Sequel to your life: no
Comments:
no
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
r2 droid
From: penis red
Web Site: http://trooperclerks.com
Life Story: this penis red
Added: Sunday, April 7, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the one who had the penis red
Do you like monkeys? the penis red one
Do monkeys like you? when the penis red
Sequel to your life: this penis red too
Comments:
this penis red
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
alex
From: blacksburg
Web Site: http://killkaraoke.com/
Life Story: i think i miss high school.
Added: Sunday, April 7, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the green one
Do you like monkeys? there is nothing funny about that word
Do monkeys like you? all day every day
Sequel to your life: like that other movie. it'll leave you hanging.
Comments:
what path is this road taking?
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
Corinne
From: my family room
Web Site:
Life Story: when I get a life I will tell you the story
Added: Wednesday, April 3, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Corinne atello
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: damn I don't even have the first story yet
Comments:
david is trying to get me drunk to see if I get all sexual or something.
Alex licked my hand a few times....
Jared has never done anything out of the way to me that I know of
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
the real bobby fisher
From:
Web Site:
Life Story: i was trained in the arts of chess, by my teachers. little did we all know that i would grow to be the best. there is no other.
Added: Sunday, March 24, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the one would ate pizza
Do you like monkeys? the real bobby fisher does.
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life: to come out of the shadows and reclaim the title that was once mine
"the most butt kicking chess dude in the world"
Comments:
I am chess and chess is me. Be one with the chess pieces. Be the horsemen, be the king; that is th key to playing chess.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
AC Mark III - Uber-1337 Sysadmin
From: W. Ghent, chillin
Web Site: http://www.nps.k12.va.us
Life Story: I grew up and moved all over the place. Then I stopped moving. I moved again, and graduated in the freezing cold north. Then, I moved back down here, and started working for the Hell Hole we all went thru ;) Now I'm dating medouglas(3 years next month), and working lots. Maybe going to college soon, maybe not ;)
Added: Sunday, March 17, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Donatello - The Bo r0x0rs
Do you like monkeys? Only my monkey ;)
Do monkeys like you? He loves me
Sequel to your life: Episode II - Wherin I destroy an empire of Clone me's, using only the power of the force
(note to G. Lucas: Please don't sue me!)
Comments:
Nice to see someone using xhtml and not javashite or other scripting ;) Neat site!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
el merman. great descendant of elmer man, the missing link
From: thinking. can't think of where. but thinking.
Web Site:
Life Story: i think. therefore i never act. becuase. all i do is think. which is why i never act. just. think. when i do act, its usually with lack of careful thought. so if you see me sitting there, don't bother me. i'm thinking. and if you see me up and about, look out. i'm not thinking about what i'm doing.
Added: Thursday, February 28, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: splinter. he's always thinking. and never does anything.
Do you like monkeys? no. they don't think enough. i don't think.
Do monkeys like you? no. they're incapable of thought so they can't think or know if they like me. unless. they're secretly plotting to take over the world. since careful thinkers think they can't think...my head hurts.
Sequel to your life: more action. less thinking. like an arnold schwartzenheiger movie. or sylvester thestoned. bruce willis is a thoughtful action guy. die hard rocks.
Comments:
be careful not to run into stuff when you're thinking on the go. advice taken from experience. extra credit: how many times did i say think in this entire entry?
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
afiya
From: in arKansas
Web Site:
Life Story: i drifted here in my spaceship, from my endangered planet. with my superpowers i've saved the world all too many times. my deguise is so clever no one would ever that the local super hero was really a girl.
Added: Monday, February 25, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: is there a john?
Do you like monkeys? i never tell (singsong)
Do monkeys like you? no.
Sequel to your life: Find my real family, the Kahonas in Hawaii. (i should be Hawaiian). Become the first inventor of napster and done load every song known to humankind, before "the man" takes me down. And to live happily ever after in a tropical climate, with plenty of orange juice.
Comments:
Yeah, i've been here and there lately. mostly here. the show 24 is good, but the 80's show kicks its rump. i've been really looking for a way to express myself, so i think i'm going to try doing colagues (i hope takes spelled right). Right on, J!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
fluffy (the non-housebroken family dogs)
From: pooping on the keyboard
Web Site:
Life Story: poop on comfrontable chair. poop on carpet. poop on remote. poop on bed. drink out of toilet. poop on floor. poop on pillows. poop on the kid. chase mysterious fuzzy thing wagging behind my back. lick self. lick self. lick self. poop on...
Added: Saturday, February 23, 2002
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys?
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life: lick self. lick self. lick self. lick self...
Comments:
pooping helps relieve tension.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
kris(tina)
From: southern california
Web Site: http://smapdi45.cjb.net
Life Story: THAT can be found at: http://www.deadjournal.com/users/smapdi45
...shameless self-promotion...i apologize.
Added: Saturday, February 16, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: michaelangelo
Do you like monkeys? not live ones
Do monkeys like you? animals in general dislike me...especially those damn cats
Sequel to your life: sequel? i'm not even finished with it yet. but if you want to know what's going on right now...taking AP classes in your senior year of high school is hell. hopefully i live to see my own graduation. or that sequel to my life may come sooner than expected...
Comments:
yes. you guys are cooler and more fun than...than...pez dispensers! and i don't say that often...
awww...why don't you make luke one of the killkaraoke.com kids? i liked his facial expression in that one picture. yeah, that one. sorry, but he's my favorite...even if he's not a killkaraoke.com kid.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
ivy
From: maryland
Web Site: http://shh.nosuprises.org
Life Story:
Added: Sunday, February 10, 2002
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? YES
Do monkeys like you? YES
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
this comment is directed at jared sosa, whom i do not know personally but i know was linked with a certain ash evancik at one point in time. i am trying to get in touch with her again and you probably don't talk to her anymore but i assume there is a chance you are in the same vicinity as her currently. do you have any, any, any information on how to get in touch with her??? i would be REALLY GLAD if you did and if you could email me if you knew. um yeah. thankssssss a lot... sorry if the proposition seems intrusive
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
lonely gurl 383
From: outside looking at the stars..
Web Site:
Life Story: fell for this cute guy...thought he liked me..but he has a g/f...some girls just have all the luck
Added: Sunday, January 27, 2002
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? yeh i guess
Do monkeys like you? i hope so
Sequel to your life: hook up with that special someone and have lots and lots of kids...just kidding!!
Comments:
cool site u guys..keep being funny..i love u merman!!!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: merman
a girl named BoB
From: outside j's dorm window
Web Site:
Life Story: To marry j.
Added: Monday, January 14, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: j
Do you like monkeys? j
Do monkeys like you? j
Sequel to your life: to be with j.
Comments:
welcome home honey! give me a call!;)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
mysterious lex
From: sargent's house
Web Site: http://killkaraoke.com
Life Story: i neglected the trio.
stupid college.
i want part of the group again.
but. yea. stupid college.
Added: Friday, December 21, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: buttercup
Do you like monkeys? yea
Do monkeys like you? i think so
Sequel to your life: i can't say...
i'm not sure if the trio will be a big part of it.
girls...
Comments:
sorry i'm so mysterious? anonymous? bad spelling?
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
a girl named BoB
From: in jay's arms in my dreams
Web Site:
Life Story: fell in loved with jay. he won't return my calls.
Added: Thursday, December 13, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: jay
Do you like monkeys? jay
Do monkeys like you? jay
Sequel to your life: jay and i get married and have many children. jay and i retire to hawaii to live out our last days.
Comments:
jay give me a call. remember i love you and will always be here for you.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
afiya
From: arKansas
Web Site:
Life Story: an adult stuck in a child's body. the laughing stock of my friends. An outsider to my culture, and weirdo to my associates (they tell me so).
Added: Tuesday, December 11, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: is barney a turtle??
Do you like monkeys? i throw poo.
Do monkeys like you? they throw poo.
Sequel to your life: child prodigy. a voice like charlotte church and style like sherryl crow. music genius of billy corgan and bjork combined.
Comments:
Always with the monkeys and goonies! What about Howard the Duck! Howard maybe odd, but Howard is our feathered friend! Pick up Howard a your local video store, and bring our feathered friend back to life. !Viva Howard the Duck!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
corky(from Life Goes On)
From: corkys computer
Web Site:
Life Story: I was born. was on tv. was on top of the world. now broke.
Added: Tuesday, December 11, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: me
Do you like monkeys? me
Do monkeys like you? me
Sequel to your life: Corky is born. corky is on tv. corky is on top of the world. corky is president.
Comments:
corky for president.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
em
From: London
Web Site: http://www.excitingbitch.co.uk
Life Story: i was born.
i eat. i sleep. i smile.
Added: Tuesday, December 4, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: erm. raphael.
Do you like monkeys? yes.
Do monkeys like you? yes.
Sequel to your life: Amen.
Comments:
bizarre. quite frighteningly surreal.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Mary
From: on the planet earth
Web Site: http://student.vwc.edu/~medouglas/
Life Story: I was born, I went to school and Now.. I am in more school !!
Added: Saturday, December 1, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: ?
Do you like monkeys? Of Course
Do monkeys like you? I think they do :)
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
Good job on the site I read it often and it always makes me laugh :) You guys are so funny :)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
A girl named BoB
From: whereever you want me to be
Web Site:
Life Story: I'm a 40something. 36 25 36
Added: Wednesday, November 28, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: none
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yeah
Sequel to your life: Marry J and live happily ever after.
Comments:
Jay call me sometimes. maybe we could hook up;)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
Afiya
From: Ark. i miss home sweet home.
Web Site:
Life Story: i visit this site too much. i have no life. my life revolves around this site. when the site crashs, i'll die i'm sure.
Added: Saturday, November 24, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: the villans. shedder.
Do you like monkeys? they look funny, so do I. yes I do.
Do monkeys like you? i don't i want to find out.
Sequel to your life: Find some other site to bum off of. getting high on bright colors and wasting away in the comments bin.
Comments:
great idea guys. to run a get rich scheme off your site and move to japan before the autorites catch up with you. pretty smart. by the way i'd like to help by i have no credit card. !!viva la virginia!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
data
From: astoria
Web Site: http://sarkiegit.com
Life Story: i live in the goondocks with mikey, mikey's older brother brand, mouth, chunk, sloth, andy and stef.
yeah. we are the savior of the goondocks. remember that one time where i used my slick shoes on that fertelli brother that looks a lot like cypher from the matrix. good times...
Added: Wednesday, November 21, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: donatello! he invents things like me!
Do you like monkeys? yes.
Do monkeys like you? yes.
Sequel to your life: that's what i said, booby traps!
i don't think i will ever star in my own sequel...
Comments:
[david. you jerk. you got rid of my old entry.]
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
zer0cha0s
From: in my room
Web Site: http://killkaraoke.com/
Life Story: i have a bad memory. i can't remember far enough back in my life. i think it was better though.
Added: Friday, November 16, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: donatello. smart and strong. the best of both worlds.
Do you like monkeys? only the cute, maraca shaking ones
Do monkeys like you? i hope they do
Sequel to your life: i'm coming back. to crush all my enemies.
Comments:
hey it's me. i'm signing the guestbook. i dunno why. maybe i should've thought of something funny to say first. oh well.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
radioshack793
From: kaufman hall...as usual
Web Site:
Life Story: Yo what is up...I aint giving you my card number... no way man. but I will give you some money...if you really need it...though you are pretty rich. I would like to contribute to your japan fund...later though, i have stuff to do now.
Added: Thursday, November 15, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: splinter
Do you like monkeys? sure...why not
Do monkeys like you? uhhh...does leg humpping count as liking me
Sequel to your life: I work at blah blah blah
I live at blah blah blah
I want to blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah
Comments:
have a nice day
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
merman. to sale the seven c's
From: in a 9x9 foot waterless fishtank
Web Site: http://www.killkaraoke.com
Life Story: born from a freak one-night stand between a seahorse and an anemone. raised in an underwater bubble of air at the bottom of the dark abyss of the chesapeake bay. accidentally fished out by a bunch of stupid college kids with a make-shift fishing rod of a radio antenna, gum, and shoestring. spent the next 3 years on a plaque atop the fireplace of the alpha gamma rho sorority. the rest in a foster home after being rescued by a kid that mistook me for some guy named willy. here now. suffocating with my gills heaving for lack of love.
Added: Wednesday, November 14, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: the frog with the hawaiian shirt
Do you like monkeys? sure, i like to watch the lesser evolved versions of yourselves play with their own dookie
Do monkeys like you? they throw their dookie at me all the time. if thats a sign of compassion...
Sequel to your life: i'd say titanic 2. when they show the survivors living in an underwater air bubble and praising the big blue necklace like a god. waiting for their atlantis to rise again, taking over the world.
Comments:
i must say this site is coming along quite nicely. and that merman? what a hottie. think i could get his digits? why not have that ghostbusters circle with the slash thingy over the karaoke machine.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: merman
data. inventor.
From: in norfolk now.
Web Site: http://killkaraoke.itgo.com
Life Story: it was never that interesting. but it was real. so that counts.
Added: Sunday, November 11, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: donatello. he's smart and he can beat people up.
Do you like monkeys? yes.
Do monkeys like you? i hope so.
Sequel to your life: i'll have to see if the first one makes enough money.
Comments:
we're going to sell shirts and cds soon!
keep coming by kids!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Dany
From: Maryland(College Park)
Added: Friday, November 9, 2001 9:44 PM
favorite ninja turtle:
Comments:
Hi!
I'm actually one of David's friends and I found your webpage on his. Your webpage is great, original, and cool!! Keep up the good work!!! :-)
By the way, Jared, you're cute...
afiya
From: Ark.
Added: Saturday, November 3, 2001 3:17 PM
favorite ninja turtle: mike. who else is there?
Comments:
I'll send $10 to your fund, if you contact me, with your address.
anywho...don't use knives as handy tools to fix your computer.
uhh...no
From: Kaufman hall
Added: Thursday, November 1, 2001 7:38 AM
favorite ninja turtle: splinter
Comments:
Yeah tought I would check out the cool website.
nah, actually killin time before the next class..screw doing homework on the internet.
just a waste of time.
catch ya around.
-yohn-
The Jay fanclub CEO
From: Ark.
Added: Friday, October 26, 2001 6:57 PM
favorite ninja turtle: no one ever says i wanna be a junkie when i grow up
Comments:
Jay's pretty cute. those eyes, that hair. And those goofy glasses. i'll start pushing the "jay" action figures, each one will come with a sidekick named "dave".
RINOA
From: Home
Added: Friday, October 26, 2001 9:54 AM
favorite ninja turtle: Donatello
Comments:
hey guys, cool web page u got there...keep up the good work..see ya at school...maybe we'll hang out more...until then..PEACE!!!!
Lee
From: GRC
Added: Thursday, October 25, 2001 11:35 PM
favorite ninja turtle:
Comments:
Hey,
your musics are not working @ all. You got to check them.
me you know me
From: in your pocket
Added: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:17 PM
favorite ninja turtle: i hate this question
Comments:
dave,
how come you don't put that one picture of you on this site, you know the one the sexy girl in your physics class drew
"Queen of Hearts"
From: At work
Added: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 6:57 PM
favorite ninja turtle: Donatello(the purple one)
Comments:
My spelling sucks, so everyone stay in school. Head to "The Temper Tantrums" site www. thetempertantrums.com and link to others sites from their guessbook. Especially head to the site "knids.itgo.com/" those guys have a great site.
"40 years to nowhere"
I.A.M.N.O.T.T.E.L.L.I.N.G
From: kaufman hall
Added: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 8:45 AM
favorite ninja turtle: splinter
Comments:
YO what is up there @ kill karaoke????
Just sayin hi and checkin out the coolest website I know of.
Not Alex
From: Blizzacksburg. With. Robot gizzurl.
Added: Wednesday, October 3, 2001 9:24 PM
favorite ninja turtle: donatello. just for the nes game though.
Comments:
Dude. This website domain thing is so cool. You guys are so cool. What can I do to hang with you. You guys are so cool. Are any of you guys single? You guys are so cool.
Corinne
From: on the computer
Added: Wednesday, October 3, 2001 6:45 PM
favorite ninja turtle: Corinne-a-telo
Comments:
dave,
pretty neat site you got here, i see how you mentioned all the cool people in your life....well uh see you later.
merman
From: here, there, everywhere.
Added: Monday, October 1, 2001 8:25 PM
Comments:
so, guy. i'm bored. explains why i'm here. good gawd. what could have driven me to this? well. now that i'm here, i might as well say hello, how are you, goodbye. i'm 5'7. i think. so they say. but you shouldn't trust doctors. or accountants. ah, the joy of butter. pass the pandesal, please. i'm hungry. zorro always strikes again. tennis, anyone? call me.
Yohn
Added: Friday, September 28, 2001 9:33 AM
Comments:
Pretty cool dave, I must say.
But where is the pics of ddr??
Alright alright, you are the coolest for making this great web site.
Keep up the great work on these computer things
-yohn-
From: United States
Web Site: http://1001info.t35.com
Life Story:
Added: Wednesday, February 1, 2006
Comments:
Nice site, cool design, webmaster - respect !
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Marta
From: United States
Web Site: http://1001info.t35.com
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Comments:
Cool site, webmaster - respect :)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Semen Zaharia
From: United States
Web Site: http://www.jewelry-boxes-etc.com
Life Story:
Added: , December 24, 2005
Comments:
Very interesting site, cool design and content, webmaster - respect ! See too my site :)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Wiskas
From: United States
Web Site: http://phentermine-online.hur.be
Life Story:
Added: Monday, November 14, 2005
Comments:
Cool site! In our shop you can cheaply - buy phentermine - best weight loss pills !! SALE.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Maruani
From: United States
Web Site: http://cheap-cigarettes.jewelry-boxes-etc.com
Life Story:
Added: Saturday, November 4, 2005
Comments:
Cool, to webmaster - respect :)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Martin Fixer
From: United States
Web Site: http://www.buycialis.alfazet.com/tretinoin/
Life Story:
Added: Wednesday, November 2, 2005
Comments:
Good site, interesting content, cool design.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
Vertigo
From: United States
Web Site: http://www.buycialis.alfazet.com/avandia/
Life Story:
Added: Wednesday, November 2, 2005
Comments:
Very nice site, cool design, thank.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid:
thsthtr
From: trhsthtr
Web Site: http://htsrhsrt
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, September 6, 2005
Comments:
Ihate you
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Coady
From: canada
Web Site: http://
Life Story: i'm a creepy little cyber goth. i'm the only goth in a gangster highschool, but i'm adapting to there culture..... i can break dance ^__^
Added: Sunday, May 8, 2005
Comments:
oh my god you guys kick ass!!!!!!! Me and my Frends Do stuff like this all the time (ahhh the good old days). i love your vids one day i'll send you some of mine but till then keep up the kick ass work >_O
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
F-inDo
From: Southside.Represent
Web Site:
Life Story: I'm the best..that my life..always the best
Added: Saturday, March 18, 2005
Comments:
What the fcuk is this sh*t...Its nothing but a bunch of children sh*t.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Mom
From: downstairs
Web Site:
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Comments:
WOW
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
Anatani0ne
From:
Web Site: http://
Life Story: it's over...or it hasn't begun yet... I mean, yes.
Added: Monday, July 12, 2004
Comments:
hey, i come to this site all the time...and i cant remember if i signed this...i coulda sworn I did... oh well...
i'll put my webpage up here...when its done...you know the deal haha...
EVERYONE: Dave is an excellent web host/ provider...he just rocks. he just...rocks...
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
jghjhj
From: gjgj
Web Site: http://
Life Story: uymhm
Added: Saturday, June 26, 2004
Comments:
hjhhj
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
pumachic111
From: MI
Web Site: http://
Life Story: Yeah, well, since i had finals to day *and that means a half day of school with NOTHING to do for the second half* i just might as well be a freak for a couple minuets and type out my lifes story. But after all, who isnt, right?
So, born April 25th to my mom and dad. They gave me the worst name ever: Alexandria aka Alex *no offence* So, basically, half the people call me Alex, the other half call me Alabama. Well, we lived in a dumpy neighborhood of 3 related prostitues who did drugs, had alot of artillery, and were child malesters. Thus, we moved and now reside in Livonia aka hellsville. 8There is actually a Hell Michigan, but it only has 3 buildings* *shrugs* any-who, i go to Lutheran High School Westland which is your typical high school. Theres alot of reallly immature people who judge you the first time they see you and all that crap. So, Ive got, what, 5 friends in the whole school *not like theres that many anyway. theres only 276 people* cause everyone else *hates* me for walking in. So, My rents are over obbsessed with my grades and how im their *pride and joy* *by the way, asterisks mean either quotes or parenthases* and how my sisters can flunk every single class and not get into trouble for it. My grandma Babi is moving in with us this summer, thus, we're moving to a bigger house with 5 bedrooms and ive seen it. Its a shack. Im literaly thinking about moving into some type of dorm at U of M of something. My dad might redo the room above the garage, but that will take a while. So im stuck in a house with little sibilings and NO privacy. What fun. So, yeah. Thats basically my boring lifes story in detail.
Added: Thursday, June 3, 2004
Comments:
I like you site thingy. Its really original and, i dont know how i stumbled across is. Something with my friends game of Rock Paper Scissors, but any-who, thanx. You made my afternoon non boring:) *alex* and, uhh, i gatta ask, why kill karaoke. i LOVE karaoke, so if u see me on tv one day cause im famouse, u can say u know me *ha. what a laugh*
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
Jack Moore
From: Miamy, USA
Web Site: http://www.california-web-design.netfirms.com
Life Story:
Added: Sunday, April 11, 2004
Comments:
Great website. ;) Would recommend it to all my friends.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Karlan
From: where you at. boost mobile
Web Site: http://karlan.unixlike.org/
Life Story: I eat a lot of food, and I never get any fatter!
Added: Friday, April 2, 2004
Comments:
Ah, theres nothing on.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
John Hebner
From: Canda
Web Site: http://wordlife/khalid.com
Life Story: yo this is khalid
Added: Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Comments:
yo man you a little liar do you think people will believe you...
will if the belive on you then i ll say F U
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: merman
name's kristen
From: somewhere in the south
Web Site: can i help you?
Life Story: i am here...and i will be gone soon
Added: Thursday, November 20, 2003
Comments:
i think i smell poo
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
DaL337AzNh4x0r
From: §åñ ÃîËgö, Çå|îfö®ñîå
Web Site: http://www.realultimatepower.com
Life Story: î |öVË mÂ¥ gî®|f®îËñÃ, î |öVË VîÃËö gÃ¥m˧. I AM ALPHA AND OMEGA, THE FIRST AND THE LAST...ËñöügH §åîÃ
Added: Sunday, September 14, 2003
Comments:
i think the ways of the old religions are garbage.
i think God made that version of the bible to suite society as it was 2000 years ago.
but i think that our world has changed sooooo much, and God sees it and understands how we have changed and accepts us for it and still loves us.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
???
From: home
Web Site:
Life Story: once i choked on a sour skittle and an egg
Added: Monday, September 1, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: leonardo or sum other cool turtle
Do you like monkeys? hell ya
Do monkeys like you? ya mon
Sequel to your life: i am woman.... hear me roar
Comments:
i eat nails for breakfast.... with NO MILK!!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Dick Mugle
From: dick mugle
Web Site: http://www.err.com
Life Story: err.....................wicked sick dick
Added: Thursday, August 14, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: err
Do you like monkeys? err
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: err
Comments:
err..........dick
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
allison
From: on the floor
Web Site: http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/loth/r/e/reflection18/reflection18.html
Life Story: hatched in a small town and ended up at scotia-glenville high school...terrible really.
Added: Wednesday, August 13, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: leonardo
Do you like monkeys? yup
Do monkeys like you? on the fourth monday of the month
Sequel to your life: "four guys and a girl in a driver ed van"
Comments:
i wish i lived in "the city"!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
nowhere
From: NOWHERE
Web Site: http://WWW.ERR.COM
Life Story: ERR FOREVER.......PROK 4 EVER.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Added: Saturday, August 9, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: ERR
Do you like monkeys? NO
Do monkeys like you? ERR
Sequel to your life: ERR
Comments:
ERR
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
corey forrester
From: here
Web Site: http://www.idonthaveawebsite.com
Life Story: i live a horrible and mundaine life i like elton john
Added: Wednesday, July 9, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: donetelo
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: lamb
Comments:
i like to listen to billy joel
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: digital0bsession
lindsey
From: in the living room
Web Site:
Life Story: you dont know me.
Added: Monday, June 30, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: ninja turtles suck!...j/p
Do you like monkeys? i love monkeys
Do monkeys like you? yes i think so
Sequel to your life: umm i havent died yet.
Comments:
nice ninja drawings..haha
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
big hairy jewish monk
From: i am a jewish monk
Web Site: http://
Life Story: i am a jewish monk and i like to lick butt hole and i like to molest little kids
Added: Monday, June 2, 2003
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? hell yea
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life: i got caught rapping someone and now im in jail
Comments:
i like to rape monkeys up the a-hole
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
usocute2006
From: home
Web Site:
Life Story: I LUV JEFFREY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Added: Sunday, June 1, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: dont got one
Do you like monkeys? yepp
Do monkeys like you? hell yeah
Sequel to your life: i wont even make it through this life srry
Comments:
alwazys try to kick ASS in everything...*muah*
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Lex
From: NRH 380. Represent.
Web Site: http://www.killkaraoke.com
Life Story: NCAA. The War. And. NCAA.
Added: Sunday, March 23, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: All of them
Do you like monkeys? I chill with the killkaraoke crew don't I.
Do monkeys like you? Probably
Sequel to your life: Alex's life part 2?
Comments:
None. Except this goes out to Dayve. I've been practicing in NBA Live. And. By practicing. I mean looking at the case a lot. So. When I return to the sevennickelseven. Watch out. Because. The game is strong. And. It's on like King Kong. Dot Com.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
ponypink102
From: home
Web Site:
Life Story: nothin my life is borring
Added: Thursday, March 13, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: rafile
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yes :)
Sequel to your life: i ate a piece of cheese
Comments:
gfhgfb
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
ry guy
From: in the zoo getting pissed on
Web Site:
Life Story: watch it on a&e at 7 tonight. in a few years i'll be on e!true hollywood story.
Added: Wednesday, March 5, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: pissaleoturdatello
Do you like monkeys? they piss me off
Do monkeys like you? they piss on me
Sequel to your life: i'd have professors that knew what the hell they were doing so they could make a test understandable and able to complete within the designated time. then. i'll be. a superstar.
Comments:
you should update this thing dave. again with the monkeys. i'm sick of the damn monkeys!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
virginia is for lovers
From: currently in the middle of white america -801
Web Site:
Life Story: came out the womb halfstepping and sold crack to buy new sneakers..
Added: Friday, February 28, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: april o'neil, at one point i'm sure she had some turtle in her
Do you like monkeys? if they're not throwing poo
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: living barefoot and jumping freight trains..
Comments:
combs are for nazis"
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
afiya "super stokes"
From: in a far away land
Web Site:
Life Story: was born to a family with super human powers. I grew to realize my super powers could be used to the good of man kind.
Added: Monday, February 24, 2003
favorite ninja turtle: the one with freckles
Do you like monkeys? the purple ones
Do monkeys like you? yes. the purple ones do
Sequel to your life: I do not have super powers, so I turn out to be just the average joe. Or do I????
Comments:
hey I found a cool website and I just wanted to share it with everyone. the site is vgmusic.com. it has all kinds of video game samples with some that have been placed to form songs. I like it. anyway....hey jared!!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
Corinne
From: here
Web Site:
Life Story: I was born
Added: Wednesday, February 5, 2003
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: i am living
Comments:
I miss you guys I love you
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Leelyn
From: NORTH CAROLINA BABY!!!
Web Site:
Life Story: Im a blonde and il always be one..thats abt all.
Added: Thursday, December 26, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the green one???
Do you like monkeys? LOVE EM!
Do monkeys like you? no..im a duck so i dont think they do
Sequel to your life: um its called "Leelyns nine lives.." u shuld check it out! :)
Comments:
Hi feel free to talk to me! lol
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
11917-02661
From: at home
Web Site:
Life Story: bar code
Added: Monday, December 2, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: brunelleshchi
Do you like monkeys? with garlic salt
Do monkeys like you? almost always
Sequel to your life: hypothesis theory test
Comments:
second stance (extended) for sealab
you have...
"if I wanted to be (hard to make out)
that's where I'll be free
that's underneith the sea."
somethings missing...
TRY
"if I wanted to be (hard to make out)
at the bottom of the sea
(that's) it's where I'll be free
that's underneith the sea."
The rest is great!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: digital0bsession
Tim Francis
From:
Web Site:
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, November 12, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: leonardo
Do you like monkeys?
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
...
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
S.L.A.C.K.E.R.
From: pimpton
Web Site:
Life Story: Yo, I was born 2 chill. Word?? jk. I do my thang on da daily.
Added: Tuesday, November 5, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Mike is a bad muther(shutyomouth)
Do you like monkeys? I gots no luv 4 dem hoes.
Do monkeys like you? pimps up, hoes down
Sequel to your life: I pimp everyone. you and yo crew.
Comments:
Smooth
Lewd
Awesome
Cool
Krazy
Et
Radical
Yeah, this is some 6th grade sh*t. Word??
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Kris
From: Irvine
Web Site: http://eiirp.cjb.net
Life Story:
Added: Sunday, October 27, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Raphael
Do you like monkeys? oh, but yes!
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
I've been here before. And I'm still fascinated by Luke's facial expression in that one picture. Yes, that one. I think there's only one.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Adam
From: NRFLVAJTDS0
Web Site: http://users.757.org/~count/
Life Story: Moving around, Alot.
Added: Sunday, October 20, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: The Teenage ones. Can I have more than one?
Do you like monkeys? I like My Monkey.
Do monkeys like you? He loves me.
Sequel to your life: Evil would triumph, just like in Empire Strikes Back. Best Episode Ever.
Comments:
Jared/Jay/J should put up his Ultraman song that he performed at Norview's Honors dinner (I think?) with his lil'sister. 'My Ultraman' or something like that. It rocked 1999!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Angel.
From: Dreaming about monkey alex.
Web Site:
Life Story: I love Alex Fortuno. I'm disappointed he already has a girlfriend.
Added: Sunday, October 20, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: I wish Alex was a ninja turtle
Do you like monkeys? Monkey Alex.
Do monkeys like you? I wish mokney Alex did.
Sequel to your life: That monkey alex would dump his girlfriend. And. Be with me instead.
Comments:
I love you monkey alex if you're reading this instant message me please!!! And. Robot girl. I will take him from you.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
Lindsey- pop music.
From: richmond.
Web Site:
Life Story: long, confusing, and my overies hurt too bad to get into it.
Added: Tuesday, October 15, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: i like Leonardo. i also have collectable NT movie trading cards unopened.
Do you like monkeys? yes.
Do monkeys like you? oh yes
Sequel to your life: ohh my ovaries.
Comments:
There was this one time when Jared signed my name on the role in digital because I snuck out to eat cheetos... that's when I knew this kid was "in".
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
CHURCHILL's TRACTOR
From: N.Y.C.,NY
Web Site: http://geocities.com/nuttybutty72/mypage.html
Life Story:
Added: Tuesday, October 15, 2002
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? Yes
Do monkeys like you? No
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
Meet lo-fi's newest sensation Churchill's Tractor at geocities.com/nuttybutty72/mypage.html
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
MR FASA 2002
From: Not Blacksburg.
Web Site: http://www.alexlovesrichelle.com
Life Story: I think it's my turn to the mysterious guest book signing. Done. And. Done.
Added: Tuesday, October 8, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Richelleangelo.
Do you like monkeys? See "Do monkeys like you?"
Do monkeys like you? Monkeys are people too.
Sequel to your life: Doesn't that. "Do monkeys like you" question seem incomplete? Like. It should read. Do monkeys like you prefer bannanas to steak?
Comments:
I wish I was there. Not. Here. But. I'm here. Lex is the best kkk. Killkaraoke.com kid. Ya heard.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
someone you know - i think you do at least
From: home
Web Site: i have one, but i don't want to show you or you'll know my alliance is secretly coming up with an idea make our our leader fall on her face
Life Story: liking someone
Added: Monday, September 30, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the one with the red thing on his head
Do you like monkeys? yep
Do monkeys like you? they better
Sequel to your life: i stayed butter-like
Comments:
coolie sitie
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
afiya
From: arKansas (prison)
Web Site:
Life Story: Born in Virginia and shipped to arKansas. I miss my brother Sun and sister Moon.
Added: Wednesday, September 25, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: You mean karate turtles! They were no ninjas!
Do you like monkeys? Sprinkles and Coco, what's up?!
Do monkeys like you? Yeah.
Sequel to your life: Be a starving performing artist in New York. Would have to sing for my food, literally.
Comments:
J what's up? I'll send you a tape of some music I made with my PS2. You are always welcome to come to boring old arKansas.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
slacker
From: somewhere in the world
Web Site:
Life Story: just breezing through life. life is like a candy bar, short and chewy.
Added: Friday, September 20, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: mich. he is cool.
Do you like monkeys? nah. to complicated.
Do monkeys like you? yeah, the envy me.
Sequel to your life: love.life.and liberty.
Comments:
be the ball.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
ryan, er, merman.
From: here. there. somewhere.
Web Site:
Life Story: born. to be. wild.
Added: Thursday, September 12, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: that one. you know. him.
Do you like monkeys? no. they carry diseases.
Do monkeys like you? i'm sure. just wanna sink their teeth in me is all, then give me east nile.
Sequel to your life: i wanna be an artificial american idolized pop star.
Comments:
dave, i went through this whole site twice over during my break. you really need to update something. and i don't think it's fair to otherdave calling him otherdave. does that make you THE dave? i bet he calls you otherdave.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
jimmy tran
From: here
Web Site:
Life Story: lived in san jose, CA and had to move to this gay place, but plans to move back later after college.....yay =)
Added: Sunday, September 8, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: umm the blue one????
Do you like monkeys? depends what they are doing
Do monkeys like you? do i have a banana?
Sequel to your life: to become a chubby pig....hehe
Comments:
Dave is the coolest person at ODU and jared is he coolest at VCU
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
natasha hannibal...(read first name backwards and you'll learn a lot about me...muah ha ha ha -evil laugh-(muah not to be confused with a kiss sound))
From: leavin. on a jet plane. dont know when ill be back again.
Web Site: http://girlsgonetame.com.org.net
Life Story: i was conceived. i was born. im living....in the MATRIX. in reality we are all submerged in goo, fetal position style, until THEY transform us into BATTERIES!!!
Added: Tuesday, August 13, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the witty one...Michaelangelo
Do you like monkeys? yes for...
Do monkeys like you? I AM ONE!!! ..filipinomonkey..(read "filipinomonkey" in a high pitched voice)
Sequel to your life: released in three years...soundtrack available now in stores..
Comments:
how do the "birds and the bees" relate to reproduction? does somebody know the STORY!?!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
the poser
From: top-secret info. only on a need to know basis.
Web Site:
Life Story: I'm a somebody. I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And darnit people like me.
Added: Tuesday, July 30, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: ralph. ralph had balls.
Do you like monkeys? twinkie
Do monkeys like you? no. i throw things at them.
Sequel to your life: deny the charges. and live underground.
Comments:
hey,hey what's this pinoyF?? what's that F mean?? When will j return?! Bring on the return of J. His journals were so witty and smart. Real meat and potatoes of life. Bring back J.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
angie
From: im on the west side...where you wish you were...san diego!!
Web Site:
Life Story: im ur old friend from the gayy filipino parties you were forced to go while your mom stayed up until the waking hours just by playing that one game.. and i just followed along with someone else. then we separated and i saw u again at work...now i found out that you were who you were when i had no life and went searching on the directory and now we still talk to this day...
Added: Thursday, July 11, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: ...i liked splinter
Do you like monkeys? yeah sure....
Do monkeys like you? they love me!
Sequel to your life: umm...
Comments:
ur page sucks!!!!hahahaa
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
salbaje
From: ware hawz
Web Site:
Life Story: i was juz a single sperm ang mingled with an egg cell and now, im a fully grown mutha.......r!
Added: Wednesday, July 10, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: pong pagong
Do you like monkeys? hell yea!
Do monkeys like you? yup
Sequel to your life: i want stay and be with my girlfriend at the pinas...
Comments:
cool website
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
pacey
From: my room, with my penis hanging out
Web Site: http://www.alexsuxfatcox.com
Life Story: basically i woke up one day, forgetting all that was brought on earth before me, just overwhelmed with hatred towards alex. that seems to be my life now (hating alex, that is).
Added: Tuesday, July 2, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: donatello all the way
Do you like monkeys? i suppose
Do monkeys like you? not all that sure
Sequel to your life: i eventually assassinate mr. fasa 2002
Comments:
alex.....you're mine
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
The Jay fanclub CEO
From:
Web Site:
Life Story: to be like jay.
Added: Friday, June 28, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the chad
Do you like monkeys?
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life: to collect jay memoribilia. hair. glasses. old shoes. and sale them on e-bay.
Comments:
this is to that wanna be member of the jay fan club. Everyone can be a member. Being a true fan comes from the heart. I've known jay for about 4yrs now. I think he's a great guy doing great things. Jay is a guy who deserves his own fan club. Kudos to Jay. Thanx for inviting in your home and making me feel welcome. Thanx for the cds and food. Tell your mom and dad I said hi.
Oh, yeah jay's current look is a very short rough look.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
Wannabe member of the Jay Fan club.
From: In my room modifying my Jay wallpaper.
Web Site: http://www.homestarrunner.com/
Life Story: I wannabe in the Jay Fan club.
Added: Wednesday, June 19, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Um. Jayo.
Do you like monkeys? See below.
Do monkeys like you? Monkies named Jay.
Sequel to your life: I'll do it the way Lucas does it. You've already seen the sequel. The life story is actually the prequel. No wait...
Comments:
Dome. Is that dome? Or. Do me. And. In response to this entry.
"The Jay fanclub CEO
From: Ark.
Added: Friday, October 26, 2001 6:57 PM
favorite ninja turtle: no one ever says i wanna be a junkie when i grow up
Comments:
Jay's pretty cute. those eyes, that hair. And those goofy glasses. i'll start pushing the "jay" action figures, each one will come with a sidekick named "dave". "
If you were really the CEO. You would have updated that Jay cut his hair. It's stunning like... The time Justin Timberlake did it.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
Wannabe member of the Jay Fan club.
From: In my room modifying my Jay wallpaper.
Web Site: http://www.homestarrunner.com/
Life Story: I wannabe in the Jay Fan club.
Added: Wednesday, June 19, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Um. Jayo.
Do you like monkeys? See below.
Do monkeys like you? Monkies named Jay.
Sequel to your life: I'll do it the way Lucas does it. You've already seen the sequel. The life story is actually the prequel. No wait...
Comments:
Dome. Is that dome? Or. Do me. And. In response to this entry.
"The Jay fanclub CEO
From: Ark.
Added: Friday, October 26, 2001 6:57 PM
favorite ninja turtle: no one ever says i wanna be a junkie when i grow up
Comments:
Jay's pretty cute. those eyes, that hair. And those goofy glasses. i'll start pushing the "jay" action figures, each one will come with a sidekick named "dave". "
If you were really the CEO. You would have updated that Jay cut his hair. It's stunning like... The time Justin Timberlake did it.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
You can't know because I masked my ip address
From: I told you. I masked my ip address.
Web Site: http://
Life Story: That's how long it takes to tell it. And. Once I tell it. I gotta include the part of me telling the story. And. How. I was like. Oh. And. They were like. Ah. And. The snake was like hisss. And. The flair was like. Woosh. And. The sink was like. Splash.
Added: Wednesday, June 19, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: I like all five of them.
Do you like monkeys? See above.
Do monkeys like you? Do what now?
Sequel to your life: I was like. Eat my butt. And. Dayve was like. No. And. Jay was like Ha. And. Mer was like. Dude. And. Genius was like. Woo!!!
Comments:
Eat my butt. And. Why isn't the sign the guestbook button a required field?
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
The GAUL
From: my house
Web Site:
Life Story: Slacked around, worked just enough, and everything seems to work out, and im not askin how.
Added: Monday, June 3, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Ralph Maccio
Do you like monkeys? my monkey
Do monkeys like you? not other guys monkeys
Sequel to your life: Slacking even harder, working not as much, everything turning out better than the prequel.
Comments:
"Why is anything anything?" - Master Shake
"Since your a lesbian, does that mean you look at yourself in the mirror all the time?" - Banky Edwards ( Jason Lee )
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
UFO Kamen Yakisoban
From: Prowling the streets of Tokyo.
Web Site: http://www.oriole.net/~rworne/yakisoban/yaki.html
Life Story: Click my link and you will know the awesome glory of U.F.O. KAMEN YAKISOBAN!!!!!
Added: Wednesday, May 29, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: They are a disgrace to japanese culture!
Do you like monkeys? If monkeys like fried noodles.
Do monkeys like you? If monkeys like fried noodles.
Sequel to your life: I will see you in the next life.
Comments:
EAT MORE UFO YAKISOBAN!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
screw u
From: your so stupid
Web Site:
Life Story: eat me alive and i will tell u the secrets to life
Added: Thursday, May 23, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: your so stupid
Do you like monkeys? your so stupid
Do monkeys like you? your so stupid
Sequel to your life: the fast and the furious. TORETTO!!!
Comments:
im a prophet. bake me a cake
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Ben Kordich, Captain Obvious
From: right here
Web Site: http://geocities.com/inhuman_x3/
Life Story: I was born.....before that nothing is remembered. Having been here for 18 years I wanted to be the one to invent the internet....guess Al Gore beat me to it. Don't you have something to do now.....OH yeah, I was writing. NO!!! I don't like to Lucky Charms. Ok, I have been a Mormon all my life....no we aren't the ones that don't believe in technology...I am on a pc now. those are the Omish. WELL!!! I have lived in Virginia, Vermont, Minnesota, Nevada , and California. Having been on the railway for half of the known episode afore mentioned.....there is only a half of a cookie that exists between this and the next real interview for any kind of layout. I have been in relationships continuously for the past 3 years now. All before my current one have only served as learning experiences. I am currently involved with a wonderful young woman from my church named Nikki. If I had not met her.....I would now be a hopeless shell that has no meaning in this existance save to provide a laugh occaisionally to those few who come into contact with me......hmmmm. Yes....she has accused me of being a corny dork too....HAH!! Well....I have only about 9 months to go until I leave for my mission. I am leaving for 2 years to spread the gospel. Now that I have not told you a thing.....I have lived in Norfolk for almost all of my life actually....born and raised except for the few exceptions listed above. A full Bowl of cereal....."I drink a whiskey drink...I drink a chocolate drink.....when I gotta pee...I use the kitchen sink" HAH!!! Having been on the existential plane for dilemmas in the only habital and pivotal plane in froidienitiation.....wait...I don't know either. Ok. I was the one who finally figured out how to make the led on the perfect grade gundam to work. Yes...so now that you know I am perfect, I will have to leave you for farwell. to be in having the reality hue in stop fortitude we are the real mac hope to I for you we have the reinstitution of the only spread feaver. PEACE
Added: Monday, May 13, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Donatello
Do you like monkeys? why not?
Do monkeys like you? haven't asked that many lately
Sequel to your life: Return from mission...marry the girl of my dreams....keep up with homeys.....graduate college.....Have a family
Comments:
The ice cream in my pocket is squishy
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: digital0bsession
tito jackson
From: in my shack in cali
Web Site: http://titoaintnofool.com
Life Story: i hate mike, jermanine, latoya, janet....all of them. My name is a joke cause of them. revenge is the only way! through the sales of my new record "Tito Ain't No Fool". I'm show em all who's the best jackson of all time.
Added: Sunday, May 12, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: well it ain't mike!
Do you like monkeys? not bubbles
Do monkeys like you? who cares! Your toast bubbles.
Sequel to your life: be born a kennedy and never have to worry about a thing.
Comments:
Buy the new album "Tito Ain't No Fool" all proceeds go to the "Get Tito a Better Name Fund". I will be the greatest Jackson of all time!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
g confuzion. mc extraordanaire
From: in the ghetto!
Web Site: http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/gconfuzion/pix.html
Life Story: go to the page fool!
Added: Friday, May 10, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: raphael, bitch! he was always ready to go off on on a foot soldier who was tryin to hate!
Do you like monkeys? what the blood?
Do monkeys like you? your mother!
Sequel to your life: i don't know what that means.
Comments:
you kids suck!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Im a secret ninja chick and this is my
From: going with that monkey baby? YOULL SEE IN THE
Web Site: http://letmepunchyourballs.com it has my
Life Story: , but im not going to tell you or id have to kill you. iF youd like to know about my super intiguing top secret life,
Added: Sunday, April 7, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: is the father of my baby. When it was born, they said
Do you like monkeys? I said, why? Becuase your thing looks like one. But,
Do monkeys like you? would they? Even though i was knocked up by a turtle?
Sequel to your life: here we are. SEQUEL. its more chilly these days.. i wish i had some interesting
Comments:
But no. I think im going to go, wander off................
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
secret
From: right in front of you
Web Site:
Life Story: wow! you have merchandise!
Added: Sunday, April 7, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: secret
Do you like monkeys? eeeeeeee
Do monkeys like you? ummmmmm
Sequel to your life: no
Comments:
no
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
r2 droid
From: penis red
Web Site: http://trooperclerks.com
Life Story: this penis red
Added: Sunday, April 7, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the one who had the penis red
Do you like monkeys? the penis red one
Do monkeys like you? when the penis red
Sequel to your life: this penis red too
Comments:
this penis red
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
alex
From: blacksburg
Web Site: http://killkaraoke.com/
Life Story: i think i miss high school.
Added: Sunday, April 7, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the green one
Do you like monkeys? there is nothing funny about that word
Do monkeys like you? all day every day
Sequel to your life: like that other movie. it'll leave you hanging.
Comments:
what path is this road taking?
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
Corinne
From: my family room
Web Site:
Life Story: when I get a life I will tell you the story
Added: Wednesday, April 3, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Corinne atello
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yes
Sequel to your life: damn I don't even have the first story yet
Comments:
david is trying to get me drunk to see if I get all sexual or something.
Alex licked my hand a few times....
Jared has never done anything out of the way to me that I know of
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
the real bobby fisher
From:
Web Site:
Life Story: i was trained in the arts of chess, by my teachers. little did we all know that i would grow to be the best. there is no other.
Added: Sunday, March 24, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: the one would ate pizza
Do you like monkeys? the real bobby fisher does.
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life: to come out of the shadows and reclaim the title that was once mine
"the most butt kicking chess dude in the world"
Comments:
I am chess and chess is me. Be one with the chess pieces. Be the horsemen, be the king; that is th key to playing chess.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
AC Mark III - Uber-1337 Sysadmin
From: W. Ghent, chillin
Web Site: http://www.nps.k12.va.us
Life Story: I grew up and moved all over the place. Then I stopped moving. I moved again, and graduated in the freezing cold north. Then, I moved back down here, and started working for the Hell Hole we all went thru ;) Now I'm dating medouglas(3 years next month), and working lots. Maybe going to college soon, maybe not ;)
Added: Sunday, March 17, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: Donatello - The Bo r0x0rs
Do you like monkeys? Only my monkey ;)
Do monkeys like you? He loves me
Sequel to your life: Episode II - Wherin I destroy an empire of Clone me's, using only the power of the force
(note to G. Lucas: Please don't sue me!)
Comments:
Nice to see someone using xhtml and not javashite or other scripting ;) Neat site!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
el merman. great descendant of elmer man, the missing link
From: thinking. can't think of where. but thinking.
Web Site:
Life Story: i think. therefore i never act. becuase. all i do is think. which is why i never act. just. think. when i do act, its usually with lack of careful thought. so if you see me sitting there, don't bother me. i'm thinking. and if you see me up and about, look out. i'm not thinking about what i'm doing.
Added: Thursday, February 28, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: splinter. he's always thinking. and never does anything.
Do you like monkeys? no. they don't think enough. i don't think.
Do monkeys like you? no. they're incapable of thought so they can't think or know if they like me. unless. they're secretly plotting to take over the world. since careful thinkers think they can't think...my head hurts.
Sequel to your life: more action. less thinking. like an arnold schwartzenheiger movie. or sylvester thestoned. bruce willis is a thoughtful action guy. die hard rocks.
Comments:
be careful not to run into stuff when you're thinking on the go. advice taken from experience. extra credit: how many times did i say think in this entire entry?
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
afiya
From: in arKansas
Web Site:
Life Story: i drifted here in my spaceship, from my endangered planet. with my superpowers i've saved the world all too many times. my deguise is so clever no one would ever that the local super hero was really a girl.
Added: Monday, February 25, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: is there a john?
Do you like monkeys? i never tell (singsong)
Do monkeys like you? no.
Sequel to your life: Find my real family, the Kahonas in Hawaii. (i should be Hawaiian). Become the first inventor of napster and done load every song known to humankind, before "the man" takes me down. And to live happily ever after in a tropical climate, with plenty of orange juice.
Comments:
Yeah, i've been here and there lately. mostly here. the show 24 is good, but the 80's show kicks its rump. i've been really looking for a way to express myself, so i think i'm going to try doing colagues (i hope takes spelled right). Right on, J!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
fluffy (the non-housebroken family dogs)
From: pooping on the keyboard
Web Site:
Life Story: poop on comfrontable chair. poop on carpet. poop on remote. poop on bed. drink out of toilet. poop on floor. poop on pillows. poop on the kid. chase mysterious fuzzy thing wagging behind my back. lick self. lick self. lick self. poop on...
Added: Saturday, February 23, 2002
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys?
Do monkeys like you?
Sequel to your life: lick self. lick self. lick self. lick self...
Comments:
pooping helps relieve tension.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
kris(tina)
From: southern california
Web Site: http://smapdi45.cjb.net
Life Story: THAT can be found at: http://www.deadjournal.com/users/smapdi45
...shameless self-promotion...i apologize.
Added: Saturday, February 16, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: michaelangelo
Do you like monkeys? not live ones
Do monkeys like you? animals in general dislike me...especially those damn cats
Sequel to your life: sequel? i'm not even finished with it yet. but if you want to know what's going on right now...taking AP classes in your senior year of high school is hell. hopefully i live to see my own graduation. or that sequel to my life may come sooner than expected...
Comments:
yes. you guys are cooler and more fun than...than...pez dispensers! and i don't say that often...
awww...why don't you make luke one of the killkaraoke.com kids? i liked his facial expression in that one picture. yeah, that one. sorry, but he's my favorite...even if he's not a killkaraoke.com kid.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
ivy
From: maryland
Web Site: http://shh.nosuprises.org
Life Story:
Added: Sunday, February 10, 2002
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? YES
Do monkeys like you? YES
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
this comment is directed at jared sosa, whom i do not know personally but i know was linked with a certain ash evancik at one point in time. i am trying to get in touch with her again and you probably don't talk to her anymore but i assume there is a chance you are in the same vicinity as her currently. do you have any, any, any information on how to get in touch with her??? i would be REALLY GLAD if you did and if you could email me if you knew. um yeah. thankssssss a lot... sorry if the proposition seems intrusive
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
lonely gurl 383
From: outside looking at the stars..
Web Site:
Life Story: fell for this cute guy...thought he liked me..but he has a g/f...some girls just have all the luck
Added: Sunday, January 27, 2002
favorite ninja turtle:
Do you like monkeys? yeh i guess
Do monkeys like you? i hope so
Sequel to your life: hook up with that special someone and have lots and lots of kids...just kidding!!
Comments:
cool site u guys..keep being funny..i love u merman!!!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: merman
a girl named BoB
From: outside j's dorm window
Web Site:
Life Story: To marry j.
Added: Monday, January 14, 2002
favorite ninja turtle: j
Do you like monkeys? j
Do monkeys like you? j
Sequel to your life: to be with j.
Comments:
welcome home honey! give me a call!;)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
mysterious lex
From: sargent's house
Web Site: http://killkaraoke.com
Life Story: i neglected the trio.
stupid college.
i want part of the group again.
but. yea. stupid college.
Added: Friday, December 21, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: buttercup
Do you like monkeys? yea
Do monkeys like you? i think so
Sequel to your life: i can't say...
i'm not sure if the trio will be a big part of it.
girls...
Comments:
sorry i'm so mysterious? anonymous? bad spelling?
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: lex
a girl named BoB
From: in jay's arms in my dreams
Web Site:
Life Story: fell in loved with jay. he won't return my calls.
Added: Thursday, December 13, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: jay
Do you like monkeys? jay
Do monkeys like you? jay
Sequel to your life: jay and i get married and have many children. jay and i retire to hawaii to live out our last days.
Comments:
jay give me a call. remember i love you and will always be here for you.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
afiya
From: arKansas
Web Site:
Life Story: an adult stuck in a child's body. the laughing stock of my friends. An outsider to my culture, and weirdo to my associates (they tell me so).
Added: Tuesday, December 11, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: is barney a turtle??
Do you like monkeys? i throw poo.
Do monkeys like you? they throw poo.
Sequel to your life: child prodigy. a voice like charlotte church and style like sherryl crow. music genius of billy corgan and bjork combined.
Comments:
Always with the monkeys and goonies! What about Howard the Duck! Howard maybe odd, but Howard is our feathered friend! Pick up Howard a your local video store, and bring our feathered friend back to life. !Viva Howard the Duck!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
corky(from Life Goes On)
From: corkys computer
Web Site:
Life Story: I was born. was on tv. was on top of the world. now broke.
Added: Tuesday, December 11, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: me
Do you like monkeys? me
Do monkeys like you? me
Sequel to your life: Corky is born. corky is on tv. corky is on top of the world. corky is president.
Comments:
corky for president.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
em
From: London
Web Site: http://www.excitingbitch.co.uk
Life Story: i was born.
i eat. i sleep. i smile.
Added: Tuesday, December 4, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: erm. raphael.
Do you like monkeys? yes.
Do monkeys like you? yes.
Sequel to your life: Amen.
Comments:
bizarre. quite frighteningly surreal.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Mary
From: on the planet earth
Web Site: http://student.vwc.edu/~medouglas/
Life Story: I was born, I went to school and Now.. I am in more school !!
Added: Saturday, December 1, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: ?
Do you like monkeys? Of Course
Do monkeys like you? I think they do :)
Sequel to your life:
Comments:
Good job on the site I read it often and it always makes me laugh :) You guys are so funny :)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
A girl named BoB
From: whereever you want me to be
Web Site:
Life Story: I'm a 40something. 36 25 36
Added: Wednesday, November 28, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: none
Do you like monkeys? yes
Do monkeys like you? yeah
Sequel to your life: Marry J and live happily ever after.
Comments:
Jay call me sometimes. maybe we could hook up;)
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
Afiya
From: Ark. i miss home sweet home.
Web Site:
Life Story: i visit this site too much. i have no life. my life revolves around this site. when the site crashs, i'll die i'm sure.
Added: Saturday, November 24, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: the villans. shedder.
Do you like monkeys? they look funny, so do I. yes I do.
Do monkeys like you? i don't i want to find out.
Sequel to your life: Find some other site to bum off of. getting high on bright colors and wasting away in the comments bin.
Comments:
great idea guys. to run a get rich scheme off your site and move to japan before the autorites catch up with you. pretty smart. by the way i'd like to help by i have no credit card. !!viva la virginia!!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
data
From: astoria
Web Site: http://sarkiegit.com
Life Story: i live in the goondocks with mikey, mikey's older brother brand, mouth, chunk, sloth, andy and stef.
yeah. we are the savior of the goondocks. remember that one time where i used my slick shoes on that fertelli brother that looks a lot like cypher from the matrix. good times...
Added: Wednesday, November 21, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: donatello! he invents things like me!
Do you like monkeys? yes.
Do monkeys like you? yes.
Sequel to your life: that's what i said, booby traps!
i don't think i will ever star in my own sequel...
Comments:
[david. you jerk. you got rid of my old entry.]
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: j
zer0cha0s
From: in my room
Web Site: http://killkaraoke.com/
Life Story: i have a bad memory. i can't remember far enough back in my life. i think it was better though.
Added: Friday, November 16, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: donatello. smart and strong. the best of both worlds.
Do you like monkeys? only the cute, maraca shaking ones
Do monkeys like you? i hope they do
Sequel to your life: i'm coming back. to crush all my enemies.
Comments:
hey it's me. i'm signing the guestbook. i dunno why. maybe i should've thought of something funny to say first. oh well.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
radioshack793
From: kaufman hall...as usual
Web Site:
Life Story: Yo what is up...I aint giving you my card number... no way man. but I will give you some money...if you really need it...though you are pretty rich. I would like to contribute to your japan fund...later though, i have stuff to do now.
Added: Thursday, November 15, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: splinter
Do you like monkeys? sure...why not
Do monkeys like you? uhhh...does leg humpping count as liking me
Sequel to your life: I work at blah blah blah
I live at blah blah blah
I want to blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah
Comments:
have a nice day
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: zer0cha0s
merman. to sale the seven c's
From: in a 9x9 foot waterless fishtank
Web Site: http://www.killkaraoke.com
Life Story: born from a freak one-night stand between a seahorse and an anemone. raised in an underwater bubble of air at the bottom of the dark abyss of the chesapeake bay. accidentally fished out by a bunch of stupid college kids with a make-shift fishing rod of a radio antenna, gum, and shoestring. spent the next 3 years on a plaque atop the fireplace of the alpha gamma rho sorority. the rest in a foster home after being rescued by a kid that mistook me for some guy named willy. here now. suffocating with my gills heaving for lack of love.
Added: Wednesday, November 14, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: the frog with the hawaiian shirt
Do you like monkeys? sure, i like to watch the lesser evolved versions of yourselves play with their own dookie
Do monkeys like you? they throw their dookie at me all the time. if thats a sign of compassion...
Sequel to your life: i'd say titanic 2. when they show the survivors living in an underwater air bubble and praising the big blue necklace like a god. waiting for their atlantis to rise again, taking over the world.
Comments:
i must say this site is coming along quite nicely. and that merman? what a hottie. think i could get his digits? why not have that ghostbusters circle with the slash thingy over the karaoke machine.
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: merman
data. inventor.
From: in norfolk now.
Web Site: http://killkaraoke.itgo.com
Life Story: it was never that interesting. but it was real. so that counts.
Added: Sunday, November 11, 2001
favorite ninja turtle: donatello. he's smart and he can beat people up.
Do you like monkeys? yes.
Do monkeys like you? i hope so.
Sequel to your life: i'll have to see if the first one makes enough money.
Comments:
we're going to sell shirts and cds soon!
keep coming by kids!
Favorite killkaraoke.com kid: None of the above
Dany
From: Maryland(College Park)
Added: Friday, November 9, 2001 9:44 PM
favorite ninja turtle:
Comments:
Hi!
I'm actually one of David's friends and I found your webpage on his. Your webpage is great, original, and cool!! Keep up the good work!!! :-)
By the way, Jared, you're cute...
afiya
From: Ark.
Added: Saturday, November 3, 2001 3:17 PM
favorite ninja turtle: mike. who else is there?
Comments:
I'll send $10 to your fund, if you contact me, with your address.
anywho...don't use knives as handy tools to fix your computer.
uhh...no
From: Kaufman hall
Added: Thursday, November 1, 2001 7:38 AM
favorite ninja turtle: splinter
Comments:
Yeah tought I would check out the cool website.
nah, actually killin time before the next class..screw doing homework on the internet.
just a waste of time.
catch ya around.
-yohn-
The Jay fanclub CEO
From: Ark.
Added: Friday, October 26, 2001 6:57 PM
favorite ninja turtle: no one ever says i wanna be a junkie when i grow up
Comments:
Jay's pretty cute. those eyes, that hair. And those goofy glasses. i'll start pushing the "jay" action figures, each one will come with a sidekick named "dave".
RINOA
From: Home
Added: Friday, October 26, 2001 9:54 AM
favorite ninja turtle: Donatello
Comments:
hey guys, cool web page u got there...keep up the good work..see ya at school...maybe we'll hang out more...until then..PEACE!!!!
Lee
From: GRC
Added: Thursday, October 25, 2001 11:35 PM
favorite ninja turtle:
Comments:
Hey,
your musics are not working @ all. You got to check them.
me you know me
From: in your pocket
Added: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 7:17 PM
favorite ninja turtle: i hate this question
Comments:
dave,
how come you don't put that one picture of you on this site, you know the one the sexy girl in your physics class drew
"Queen of Hearts"
From: At work
Added: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 6:57 PM
favorite ninja turtle: Donatello(the purple one)
Comments:
My spelling sucks, so everyone stay in school. Head to "The Temper Tantrums" site www. thetempertantrums.com and link to others sites from their guessbook. Especially head to the site "knids.itgo.com/" those guys have a great site.
"40 years to nowhere"
I.A.M.N.O.T.T.E.L.L.I.N.G
From: kaufman hall
Added: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 8:45 AM
favorite ninja turtle: splinter
Comments:
YO what is up there @ kill karaoke????
Just sayin hi and checkin out the coolest website I know of.
Not Alex
From: Blizzacksburg. With. Robot gizzurl.
Added: Wednesday, October 3, 2001 9:24 PM
favorite ninja turtle: donatello. just for the nes game though.
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Dude. This website domain thing is so cool. You guys are so cool. What can I do to hang with you. You guys are so cool. Are any of you guys single? You guys are so cool.
Corinne
From: on the computer
Added: Wednesday, October 3, 2001 6:45 PM
favorite ninja turtle: Corinne-a-telo
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dave,
pretty neat site you got here, i see how you mentioned all the cool people in your life....well uh see you later.
merman
From: here, there, everywhere.
Added: Monday, October 1, 2001 8:25 PM
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so, guy. i'm bored. explains why i'm here. good gawd. what could have driven me to this? well. now that i'm here, i might as well say hello, how are you, goodbye. i'm 5'7. i think. so they say. but you shouldn't trust doctors. or accountants. ah, the joy of butter. pass the pandesal, please. i'm hungry. zorro always strikes again. tennis, anyone? call me.
Yohn
Added: Friday, September 28, 2001 9:33 AM
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Pretty cool dave, I must say.
But where is the pics of ddr??
Alright alright, you are the coolest for making this great web site.
Keep up the great work on these computer things
-yohn-
