Who is Mr. FASA? Let's see. The true identity of Mr. FASA 2oo2 is that of. Alexander Fortuno. A graduate of high school in 2001. I was a freshman at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University. Now it's summer time. And. I've returned to the sevenickelseven. Current interests include. Trying to be super saiyan. I gotta be more dedicated though. And. Probably gonna be trying to get crazy buff. Ya know. Like when I used to wrestle. I always say that. But. I might mean it this time. Also. I've still maintained my status of fake breakeraver. I'm still trying to get that liquid down. And. The flairs. But. It's not working. Oh yea. I have an interest in Star Wars now. Not that I wasn't interested before. I just didn't see the original trilogy. But. Yea. The force is strong with this one.
I live two lives. Blacksburg Mr. FASA. And. Sevenickelseven regular old dorky Alex. He's kinda like Mr. Fasa. Except. In the sevenickelseven. It's just. Different. Anyway. In the sevenickelseven. I rep Da Bomb Squad. Da Bomb Squad consists of. Jay. And. Laydee Killah. They don't really need descriptions. Their names should explain it all. But. Just in case you need a description.
Jay. He's kinda like Data from the goonies.
Laydee Killah. His real name is Dayve. He's like Nick Burns. Except. He's slightly cooler. Dayve is all about the DDR. You probably think that's an abbreviation for something cool. But. It just stands for Dance Dance Revolution. Not that DDR isn't cool. It is cool. The songs are dope. I just kinda wish maybe it was like... Bust-A-Groove animation underneath the arrows.
So yea. If you ever see me in public. Chances are the morontourage is in full effect.
Then. There are other sevenickelseven heads I chill with.
Merman. I've known that kid since the third grade. We're like this. }Insert hand symbol.{
Bong-Bong. We go way back like Mer. Just not as way back.
That's about it. Yes. It's true. I only have five friends here at home...
Oh yeah. I finally got a job. It's at Cinemark. The best seat in town. I rock the minimum wage. But. Yeah... Most days. Make you feel like quitting. But. I like seeing people. But. Seeing people. Is. Also part of the curse. Because. You see cool people. But. Mainly. People who are... Rude. Don't ask me to hook you up. Yet.
