In case you didn't see this picture already... Ahh yes. I found my Tommy visor. Robot Girl. I love Robot Girl a lot. Let's just say. Without Robot Girl. There wouldn't be a Cutest Couple 2oo2. Too bad there is only one of her. Because. Everybody should have one. She's the best.
Here's an excerpt from the "Mr. FASA: The Alex Fortuno story". This is the part where I retell the story of how I met Robot Girl. And. We became Cutest Couple 2oo2.
. . . I met Robot Girl at freshman orientation. I saw her first when we had to take pictures for the yearbook. There was this cute, tiny, Filipina girl wearing a blue dress. I was going to go up to her to talk to her. Except. I didn't get the chance to. Because. First I stared at her. Then. I decided to talk to her. But. Once I finally went to go up to talk to her. My mom had called me. So. We could do whatever else orientation stuff there was left to do. I figured since it was orientation. I'd just talk to her again if I saw her. Then. At some other time during orientation. We had to do watch some skit thing. And. I looked to my left. And. I saw her. I kept staring at her during the whole thing. }Later on I found out according to Robot Girl. That. She looked back in my direction. But. I just kept staring at her. I don't remember her looking back.{ Then. We did whatever orientation stuff there was again. And. I remember telling this guy in my group about her. Then. We had to go and fill out a survey. And. I saw that girl again sitting behind me. So. I turned around. And. I was all like. }Hey. Where you from?{ Or. Something. And. She was all like. }Um. The Philippines.{ And. I was thinking. }Wow. I met a girl from the Philippines. And. She doesn't even have an accent.{ }I later found out. According to Robot Girl. When Asian people ask other Asian people where they are from. It usually means. Mother country.{ So. Then. I was like. }Oh. I'm from Virginia.{ }Derk ederk eder. { Then. That was all I said. Because. I turned back around. And. Me being the really smooth operator I am. I somehow managed to neglect to get her name. Oh yeah. One of the guys was all like. We weren't allowed to talk. Because. The surveys were like confidential. Or. Something. Anyway. I was gonna find that girl. Afterwards. Because. There was supposed to be this thing. Something about like. Dancing. Or. A movie thing. But. I couldn't find her. It sucked. So. I figured the next day. I'd just talk to her at breakfast. But. I didn't see her there either. It sucked some more. So. Yea. I ended up going home. And. Not seeing her. Man. That sucked. I figured it was a humungo campus. And. I'd never see that girl again. But. Maybe I'd get lucky. And. I'd see her at like. I dunno. A FASA meeting or something. Oh yea. As lame as it sounds. I did mention meeting }a girl from the Philippines{ to my parents. Just in case ya know. They mighta met her parents. And. Exchange contact information.
Fast foward. Early move in day. Yea. I was having a crappy move in day. We parked so far. And. We had to do multiple multiple trips. And. It was hot. And. Hills. And. Generally. Not a good fun thing. And. The elevators only went up. Anyway. On one of the many trips to my room. I saw Robot Girl's brother }I didn't know it was him at the time.{ and an old Filipino guy. And. I figured. }Yep. My parents are probably gonna say }Hi.{{ And. Like clockwork. They did. Then. Farther down. I saw. A baby. And. A Filipina lady. Sometimes I'm slow. And. I wasn't putting two. And. Two. Together to get five. So. I didn't realize. That. They were all part of the same party. Then. I saw. A grandma. And. A Filipina girl that looked familiar. Then. I remembered it was }The girl from orientation{. And. I just stopped dead in my tracks. And. I was like. }That's the girl from the Philippines.{ And. I just kinda. Stared at her. I think I stared noticeably. Because. Robot Girl's mom was like. }Do you know that guy?{ So. Then. She turned around. And. I don't know if I walked to her. Or. If she walked to me. But. I was all smooth. And. This time. I made sure to ya know. Do the introduction thing. I was like. }Hi. I think I met you at orientation. I'm Fortuno. Alex Fortuno.{ Or something like that. It probably wasn't all Double Oh Seven like. But. You get the idea. }Robot Girl told me later. It was weird I used my whole name.{ And. I was worried she didn't remember me. Because. Then. I'd feel like a goober neck for real. But. I think she did. And. I said. I didn't get her name. And. She said. Richelle. Richelle something. And. I didn't understand the something part. She asked where I was staying. And. I said. Pimpchard. And. She said. She was staying in Lee. And. Our buildings were next to each other. }In fact. Lee. And. Pimpchard. Share the same mail room.{ Then. She said. }I'll see you around.{ So. I was psyched. And. Yeah. I had to finish unpacking. But. I was definitely stoked. And. Yea. I called Jay. To let him know. That. I re met that girl. And. Her name was Richelle. My parents wanted me to go back to the hotel with them. But. I wanted to stay the night in my dorm room. So. I did. For. Dinner. I sat outside for a while. Hoping to see her. But. I didn't. And. Then. I went to this pizza social thing. There were all these dudes. It was not cool. Then. I realized. It was because. My dorm was all dudes. The biggest all guy dorm on the East Coast. Anyway. That's where I met up with. Filthy Fran. And. Dirty Dan. We went on a campus exploring thing. And. Yea. I went back to my room. And. I tried. To look up Richelle on the people stalker thing we have at Tech. Except. Being the smooth operator I was. Once again. I couldn't spell Richelle. I thought it was like. Rochelle. Or. Rachelle. But. It wasn't. And. Even if it was. I didn't know what her last name was. It sucked. I was thinking about wandering around in her building. Reading the signs on doors to find her. It sucked man. I figured. Once again. I'd see her at FASA meetings. Because. At least I knew what her name was. Ya know?
The next day. I found out my parents went to Wal-Mart. I shoulda went. Because. I found out Richelle was there. I had to buy my books at the bookstore. And. I went with Filthy. Then. Again outta coincidence. I saw Richelle. She was with her brother. Except. I didn't know that. And. Since she's little. Her brother looked bigger. I wasn't shook. I just didn't want to um. Intrude. So. I got filthy to do the elementary school thing. I was all like hiding. And. Stuff. And. Francis got her room number. Since. I already knew what building. Then. Later on that day. I went to her building to go to her room. Except. She wasn't there. It sucked. I was disappointed. Let' see. Then. As we were getting out of the elevator. I saw her. I managed to get past my sttuttuttering. And. Asked if she wanted to go to eat. She said yep. Then. She had to say goodbye to her family. Then. We went to Owens Dining Center. }Turns out. She already had lunch. In fact. She had just got back from having lunch.{ Then. Yea. I hung out with her for a while. And. I laid the macc down. }Regardless of what she says.{ Then. The next day. We were ya know. Official. Then. Stuff happens in the middle of the year. And. Then. We were Cutest Couple 2oo2. I am lucky to have her. Like they say on Mario twins. }To bad. I got it. You don't.{
