The moon steals the shine from the sun, but no one ever gets the two confused.

Ching ching chong chong poo poo pee pee beep.

When you were with him you had a past. When you are with me you have a future.

Is there anything more funny than somebody just drastically white trying to speak colloquial hood?

I'm thankful to God for giving me great power, but with great power comes great responsibility.