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FREE ICE CREAM for actors who audition for a new film from the people who brought you Getting the Heck Out of Dodgeball and The Mystery of Gusto the Flying Cat. Please RSVP by signing the guestbook or emailing [yen500yen@hotmail.com]. Also give us an idea on what kind of ice cream to have.


CIGARETTES AND CELLPHONES screenplay by Andrew Mowe


Tediously sitting through their peers' student films takes its toll on Milo and Tyler. In an effort to save themselves from becoming tortured artists, the two launch their own attempt at a film. Through the process, Milo builds a relationship with Karen J. Mobias, who ruins everything and Milo loses his artistic integrity. Tyler loses the direction he never had. His relationships with his potential romance and his former romance, Valerie and Maria, fall apart along with his life. Milo and Tyler burnout and fade away before they even make anything of any importance.

For now it�s all on paper. We need actors. We�d do it ourselves, but Jared makes a really ugly woman. Really ugly. We�ll have copies of the script to read and chairs to sit in and ice cream to eat.

Please tell us a good date for you to hold the next casting session...

Cast of Characters
Milo
Tyler
Karen J. Mobias
Valerie
Maria
Derek
Eric
Teacher
Founder Boy
Indie Rock Band
Leonard the Land Lord
Crying Girl
Dude
Professor
Passerby
Classmates
Spontaneous Productions Members
Roman Frat Movie Actors
Cops
(most characters aside from Leonard, the Professor, Teacher, and Cops are ages 18-21. Adult roles are from 28-60 or so.)


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