Let's see a few things.

First. And. Four most. I'd like to thank Mary Jane Watson. Also. Known as. Mary Jane Watson Parker. Also. Known as. Skelley. Also. Known as Skeletor. Ok. Not Skeletor. But. Anyway. I'd like to thank her for sending me the freshest swingline stapler known to man. Now. I have something that can handle the capacity of things I have to staple on a daily basis. I'm not going to use it yet. It's not nrfb. But. It's still in mint condition. I'm not going to use it. Until I get the official Swingline. By the way. It's burgundy. Not red. But. I'm not complaining. Thank you Skelley.

That stapler is my transition into a work story. Or. Two stories.

A. I dunno how the conversation progressed to this. But. My OM. Said something. About. Papers blowing off the desk. Under the door. Into the hallway. Out the front door. Into the parking lot. Then. He said. Nothing but net. And. I said. Ok.

Warning this was funny when I said it. But. It's probably not as funny now. But. I said.

Since we're accountants. Don't you mean. Nothing but gross?

Yeah. I know it's pretty bad. But. Seriously. It was funny when I first said it. Then. He goes. ... Nope. I think it's still net.

I would say you had to be there. But. Then it would sound like. Something super cool happened. So. I'll just say. If it was a sitcom with a laugh track. That probably would have gotten a chuckle.

3. There is not a way to lock the door from the inside. It has to be locked from the outside. So. I suggested if you wanted to fall asleep. You could stand in front of the door. And. Lean on it. Then. If someone were to come in the office. If they knocked first. And. Then. Opened the door. It should startle you enough to wake up. And. Play off the fact like you were just leaving. Because. They would think they accidentally opened it up on you. But. My OM says. Well. What if they don't knock. And. They come flying in? Then. I said. You'd probably get thrown on the ground. And. Then. Play off like they bumped into you from that point. Then. I said. If you were sound asleep. And. It happened. Then. They'd probably think they just knocked you unconscious. And. When. You woke up. It would be like you being un unconscioused.

Lastly. If you know me. You'll know I don't sing the write words to songs. For some reason. I said to myself. My name is who. My name is what. Chicka. Chicka. Mike Jones. Guess you had to be there.