HAHAHAHA. I have closed captioning on. And. The text for the web sound effect was. Thwip. Now I know what to say when I'm going around in my Spiderman costume. Heck. I'd put it on now. But. I'm so massively buff I woudln't fit in it. There's no need to confirm. Or. Deny. This with a picture.

Oh man. Those people studied all those years at medical school. Just to get sliggity sliced up. See. It's good I didn't turn out to be a doctor. Or. A scientist. Because. That's what happens to you if you decide to be one. It happened in Metal Gear Solid 3. It happened in Austin Powers. And. We all know it happened on the Death Star in Star Wars.

Oh man. So weird. This like relates to the first post of blogathon. Like. I said. I'd totally take DR. OCTOPUS as a drummer in my band. Instead of Spiderman. Even though Dr. Octopus. Is a mechanoctopus. And. Spiderman. Is a man. Dr. Octopus still has more arms. So. He can probably play drums crazy go nuts good. Or. Well. Just like ringing a bell.

As far as taking titles. You lose. You snooze.
Oh yeah. I remember it's been a whle. But. It didn't hit me until the second Spiderman. That. His name was Uncle Ben. Like the rice guy. You know. Uncle Ben. That Uncle Ben.

Man. Spiderman is such a tragic guy. It's not his fault. Really. It's not. And. With great power comes great responsibility.

Also. Super heroes never take days off. But. They should. Even pros burn out from their favorite activities. And. Believe it or not... Even I have to take a video game break. A break from playing. Not a break to play.

Who is our site monitor? I'm wondering where BARBARA went.

So. I totally botched that last post.
What a massive picture.
And. What a non linking link.

Anyway. I was in ahurry. So. I popped popcorn. And. I'm like man. If only there was a way to drink faster. I shoudla filled up some water guns with Orange juice. That would be efficienter.