Excerpts of things I thought of.
Guess who's getting 25 to life. The game. Not the sentence.

Skelley got a phone so cool. It can take a picture of itself to send to people.

And.

The reverse tattoo. It's what it sounds like. You color a patch of skin. Except for the part you're getting tatted up.

Thank Skelley for those thoughts.

Happy New Year everyone. What are your resolutions? I apparently resolved to catch a cold and lay in bed this whole week, but I forgot to tell myself that I made that resolution. But I guess I kept my word on that one. Because it happened.

I resolve to post to killkaraoke and my blog at least once a week. I'm using Remember the Milk to remind me of that. It's a really cool web site. I plan on posting here on Wednesdays, and I'm late this week, and I'll post to my blog on Fridays, which I guess I'm now late on that too.

I resolve to make more web sites, some of which will hopefully take off in popularity and profitability. I've already got some decent ideas floating around. I was supposed to launch one by now but it's held up.

I also resolve to implement the Getting Things Done (GTD) system for my own productivity. I need to actually get through the book first, but hopefully I'll have a working system before school starts next week.

I also resolve to get some system in place for my friends that allows us all to work together on projects and ideas because right now it's hard to get their feedback on anything without having to send lots of email or wait for them to get online. They probably also have good ideas that we could work off of.

I also resolve to finish college this year, which is definitely happening, in December.

I need to resolve to stop using the word "also" so much. I've never been able to find a good replacement.

My last resolution, and probably the least important to me, is to be more caring and concerned about stuff. It's not that I don't care, but I could probably care a little bit more. I already anticipate breaking that one.

I also resolve to find out the difference between resolution and goal. I just looked them up and I still don't know. I guess resolution is like solving a problem and a goal is something you want to accomplish? I think it's ok to mix them up for the purposes of New Years.

Ok so now instead of wrongly using the word prestidigitation in place of other words, we'll say resolve or resolution.

I thought I lost it. But. I still got it. Sorta. Anyway.

I was thinking about being a mascot. If you read this. Comment on your opinions. I think I could do it. I wanted to be the Hokie Bird too. I think I can hang.

Today is got my diploma in the mail. So. I'm saying. It's super official that I graduated. So. If someone out there is reading this. Or knows someone who is looking for a. Competent. Professional. Team player. With initiative. That is a quick learner. With excellent oral. And. Written skills. Ask me for a resume.

The other day I was cutting the grass. I was thinking... If I was Superman. Then. I'd be able to cut the grass faster. But. I'd probably move so fast that. The mower couldn't keep up. So. It'd have to be a certain speed. And. Then. I thought about other things. So. Maybe Superman couldn't do a lot of stuff fast. Because of physical limitations. Like. Building models. He'd still have to wait for the glue to dry.

Also. You're probably thinking. There's no way I'd be Superman. Because. I'd have to be Kryptonian. But. Then. That'd mean I was adopted. But. Not if my parents were Kryptonian too. Think about it.