2 JBC’s. Or. 2 DCB’s.

The original meal of the killkaraoke boys was the Jay Sosa five dollar feast. An assortment of 99 cent food from Wendy’s. Thanks to Bush. The price of fast food has gone up. Or was that gas. Anyway. So you’re low on cash. And. Starvating? Well. Here’s Alex’s suggestions.

The original option was the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger Sandwich. 3 JBC’s stacked on top of each other. A variation of the ice cream sandwich sandwich created by Chef Dave. However, due to the shear dude do you really need to be eating that? factor. And. Sticking with a reasonable dietary constraint. The double JBC was created. It’s like the JBC sandwich but missing the top, middle, or bottom JBC. However you want to legitimize it.

The standard price of a cheeseburger at McDonald’s is 99 cents. Making the JBC seem like a better choice. However. McDonald’s has a double cheeseburger on their dollar menu. Which makes the double cheeseburger seem like the more logical food choice if you’re trying to get the maximum amount of food for your money. I mean come on. For another penny you get an extra patty.

But. What if you were going for either 2 McD’s DC or the Quadruple Cheeseburger QCB. Vs. The Wendy’s DJBC?

I guess what you should get depends on certain factors.

I guess if you’re trying to be “healthy” the W DJBC is the way to go. Since it has lettuce. But. Then again there is the bacon. Which probably is just as bad as another patty. But. If you need more protein. Then. Probably the McD QCB. All that beef.

If you’re starvating. The McD QCB would be ideal. It has more stuff in it. But. Then again. Is that stuff quality? It fills you up. Doesn’t taste that bad. But. Pickles? And. Onions? Yuckola. Unless you say no onions… But. That’s a different article. One that I’m not going to write.

If you’re strapped for money. The WDJBC is the way to go. But. For 2 more extra cents. You get those 2 filling patties. I mean. That sounds like a deal to me. It’s like you’re saving money that way. And. I pretty sure you can find 2 more pennies.

Final opinon.
Jay: 2 JBC’s no doubt.
Dave: Dunno. Further research necessary.
Alex: Depends.

Ok. When I do laundry. The dryers are stacked on top of each other. And. Conserving quarters is critical. So. To get the maximum use out of your quarters. You should take the top dryer. Warm air rises. So. Whoever takes the bottom dryer will give your dryer extra heat. Then. You can bogard their air. For the price of their quarters.

Additonally, you can use your dryer sheet as an air freshener. Just stick it on the back of the fan where air gets sucked in. Makes your air anti staticky. And. Smell good.

Disclaimer. I take no responsibility if you try any of these ideas. But. I most likely have tried them at least once.