Take the Lead.
Holy crap. Dante Basco is in another movie. For those of you that don't know. Dante Basco starred in. Fist of the North Star. The live action version. The one with Chris Penn. Brother of Sean Penn. The Sam I Am Sean Penn. But. Yeah. Dante "Tobbasco" Basco was also in. Biker Boyz. And. Currently he's the voice of American Dragon Jake Long. Fine. If you still don't know who he is. He was in the Debut. A filipino guys coming of age story. Which happens in one night. Come on! They drank Boone's farm in that movie. Fine. Dante Basco. He's Rufio. From Hook. Dang. Anyway. Tobasco always plays kids in high school. Non stop. This cat does not age. Not even one bit. I'm serious. Also. He has two expressions. But. He always plays stereotype roles. But. It's all good. Like I said. Fist of the North Star. But. Yeah. The premise of the movie is. Like. Only The Strong. Where the teacher. Who happens to be. Antonio Banderas. But. Not the cool one from Desperado. Or. Assassins. Or even. Ballistic Ecks Vs. Sever. No. It's the Spy Kids esque Banderas. Anyway. He's this guy. And. He teaches the kids how to dance. So. It's like Sister Act. But. Without a member of the Fugees. Or. A precious metal. And. No singing. So. Actually. It's more like. Only the Strong. Except. Less martial arts. But. Same. "Hard headed. The kids that everyone has given up on" kids. But. For real. Those kids that people have given up on. They should. They're hopeless. They're nothing. And. They're never going to be anything. Ever. So. Banderas teaches them to dance. Tobasco says his usual witty comeback lines. Even though the dude is like 30. Man. How come I can't be an actor. I could play high school kids. If I could get crazy played. Because. Kids in high school. Are retarded. And. Some will always be in high school. Which is why they should be given up on anyway. But. Come on. How can it not be a good movie? It has a white guy with red hair. And. Corn rows. N'Sync couldn't even pull that off. And. Obligatory break dancing. And. I should probably just say. I liked it better the first time. When it was called. There's a lotta things it coulda been called. Either way. Even though the roles Basco gets aren't as cool. As. Ernie Reyes. I will still salute him. So. Dante Tobasco Basco. I salute you.