I'll pronounce funny words in different ways. Give me some more words to pronounce wrong.

I'm still working out some lighting and audio and talent issues.

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Here's the wikipedia page for Orangina. It's a drink that Alex drank.

I'll just link to this video instead of embedding it. This is about dog germs and people germs.

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1. Hokies won. Falcons won. 2. It's football season. 3. I'm not affiliated with Dave's tribute to the Luda. 4. I think I willed an accident today. I saw this car going all crazy perpendicular to the road. And. I said. That car is probably going to get into an accident. Then. Smash. Some car crashed into it. I need to use my power for good not evil. 4. 12 Percent Juice. 2% Pulp. Orangina.

Is it still too soon for jokes? I don't think my video is too bad. I'm more offended by my lack of production quality and acting ability.

I remember as early as 2002 I made a really distasteful joke and it wasn't even funny either. I don't know what I was thinking and I guess I sorta regret it. Luckily it was just in front of people who know I make bad jokes at wrong times, so they didn't think any less of me. Or maybe they couldn't.

I found this ZeFrank forum thread with 9/11 jokes and that first one is pretty funny. There's another one on the second page too. I guess I should warn you that link contains bad words and probably disrespectful stuff to some people.

Really, how many more years do I have to wait?

[Update] Oh man I found the worse one of all. This video is great.

Ok I'm just starting this out and I gotta work through all the bad ideas and lack of talent before I can get to the good stuff. So here's the first bad idea.

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