What's Lamer Than Being Lame?
Oh yeah. Good point. I forgot to tell you about my Slim Sidekick. It's ultra thin. Like. Prophalyctic thin. And. It has a fully functional 101 key keyboard. And. When you call me. You hear a really loud annoying version of the number song on TRL. The same song on my. Well. You know where. I was gonna get the high pitch ring tone that only young people can hear. Except. I'm to old to hear it. But. I want to pretend like I'm still young. Like. It's high school. And. I can listen to my wav files. And. Watch animated gifs on this bad boy.
Who Am I 2.
Ok. I got my driver's license back. So. Now I know who I am. Even though I knew it was in good hands. I was still a little worried. What if the cops came. And. They needed a quick racecar driver person. With thousands of hours of video game experience. And. Of course I was the number one pick. But. Then. They couldn't bend the rules. Because. I didn't have my license. Then. It would suck. Like. What if it was the transporter. But. Only the second best driver.
Coolsville
You also need to talk about your cell phone to be cool. And all its features and ringtones and backgrounds and whatever else it does.
Lunch time. I'm having some Arby's cheddar melts and curly fries.
I'm listening to music too. Wanna see what I'm listening to? Go to my last.fm page.
Aww I got the keyboard greesy...
Dave.
I dunno if you know this. But. As far as people under the height of 4 13 that I know. Dave is up there in people that can eat. He's eaten twice. All I had was cotton candy. And. Coke. Also. I'm still sitting in my own pool hall stink. not mine. But. The baccosmoke.
Ok. Back to Posting.
So the last few posts were not quality. But. It's just that I'm an Opera person. At least for now. And. I guess the fox is fiery enough. I dunno. I hope Dave fixes it. So. That Opera and Killkaraoke can be friends again. But. I dunno about IE either.
But. Yeah. Not that we aren't. But. The last posts made us sound super nerdy. So. I'll unnerdify myself by talking about stuff that only cool people talk about. And. By cool. I'll be using everyone's favorite social website for clues. Ok. Apparently. The things I need to be talking about are. Partying. Ipods. Customizing my car. Having friends. Rap music. And. Drugs. Ok. I think I met my quota for cool.


