The guys were so equally matched that it wasn't entertaining. It was sorta boring. It went to the judges. But those other fights were great. Time to do something else. Maybe I'll walk around a little and listen to radio blogathon.

Alex finished poker already.

Alex said my cage fighter name would be either Dave the Destroyer or Dave the Goliath Slayer.

Jeez there's still one more fight left. But that last fight was awesome. 22 seconds. And after the ref made Swick stop beating down the other guy. The other guy was so confused and thought he was still fighting and then started fighting the ref out of instinct. It was crazy go nuts. And the replay was the entire fight. And Swick's been in the UFC for 42 seconds total. Because his other fight in the UFC lasted 20 seconds. Alright almost time for the last fight.

Alex is about to play some more online poker. Good luck. Guess I gotta take up the slack even more. Good thing I'm all wired with this coffee. I'll see this through to the end though.

I started listening to radio blogathon. It seems pretty good so far. Maybe I'll check out the chat in a little while.

Man. I think I want chicken fries.

I told Dave. My cage fighting name would be. One degree. Because. I only have one degree. And. I'm cooler than cool. I'm ice cold.

And. The elephant would already have his own instrument. Unless he forgot it in his other trunk.
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That joke also tells itself.