This day in history, someone invited YOU to a karaoke party.

And. The most wicked awesomest website was relaunched. You may have heard of it. It’s called. WWW.KILLKARAOKE.COM. You don’t have to say the trip dub }WWW for you not up to the DaBombSquaD Lexicon{ though. It’s implied.

Also, today was Jared’s Birthday. You may have heard of him. }He's the orignial Rubik's Cube Master. Kinda like Yoda. In his wisdom. It doesn't make sense at the time. But. It will later. And. The lead vocalist for a group called. A Roman Holiday.{

This day in history he turned 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, 21. Not on the same day though. He hasn’t turned 22 yet. This just in. He did. Contact him here to wish him a happy birthday. And. If you want, as a gift you can buy him his favorite CD. And. Or. His favorite DVD. And. Or. You can buy him a customized monkificated poster from his favorite artist. All three items available here.

Happy Birthday J. I think this is the part where I put some sorta mysterious. And. Potentially funny sounding phrase here. Which alienates people who have no idea what we're talking about. But. Simultaneously intrigues them to wonder what it means. Don't jump in the pool with your clothes on. Monkeys are people, too. And. Quit waggin mo natch.