This day in killkaroke history.
Alex swore he popularized the popped collar back in nineteen hundred and ninety nine. However. He did not claim to have invented it. He said he learned it from Fred Savage. You may remember him from such memorable movies such as. The Princess Bride. And. The Wizard. And. The hit TV show. The Wonder Years. Ancient online documents support Alex’s claim.

Dave also began one of his many cyclical DDR slumps. He gets into dancing like there is a revolution. But. Then. He no longer feels the beat. And. Can’t get into the groove. But. Outta nowhere he decides to pump it up. And. Then. He cleans his room. So. He can. Bust a groove. Or. Bust a move. But. Not puzzle bobble. I guess that’s what happens when urine Para Para Paradise. You’re not a guitar freak. Or. Have beatmania.

J wanted to know how many people wanted to rock the house. To get a response he performed the aqua boogie. Twice. He came back in town for a surprise visit. It was crazy go nuts. I mean seriously. When was the last time you had strawberry puffs? And. Then Krispee Kreme right after it? Exactly. Never suckas. Also. It was in the Celica. You may remember it. It’s dope by default. So. Dope. You can only get it from one place. 1986.

Jay was back in town. It'd been a while. Since. The top secret karaoke handshake.