Alright, the karaoke party's over. I'm kicking you out. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Oh wait, I want you to stay here. On this site. Don't leave. We hope you enjoyed the party. Thanks for coming. We'll have some photos up soon. Maybe. Post your favorite karaoke party stories here.

The party was a huge success. We karaoked for 24 hours. Then we killed it. Then everyone else got toe up and forget everything that just happened. So you'll just have to believe my story.

At one point everyone was playing with fridge magnets. Look at what they made.

What can I say? When they're right, they're right.

Then a bunch of sexy ladies and russian brides showed up. And a pizza delivery girl. They saw the message on the fridge and... uh what was I talking about?

Oh yeah and Jay and Alex were walking around and runnning into walls and doing dumb things like they always do. Then I beat Alex in every single video game ever made. Then the international championship foosball team showed up and I defeated them with one hand tied behind my back. Then Google came over, and gave me a job, even though I don't have a phD. Oh yeah then I also beat Alex at every single made up competition ever made up. Then I improv ed the world's bestest song while I was drawing the world's bestest picture and making the world's bestest film. Then all the ladies were like "Dave your sexy body is hot n spicy www.killkaraoke.com" except for the url part. No they weren't reading it off of the fridge. Then all the people at the party added me to their myspace, friendster, facebook, and all other social networking web sites, making me the most popular person on all of those sites. And in the world.

Best party ever. Ever.

And if Alex or Jared post anything that's contrary to the way that I'm saying this party went down, then they're liars. They were way too crunk to know what really happened. That reminds me. Lil Jon showed up. And he spit fruity pebbles on my face.