TOday was such a good day. What a lame way to start a post. Anyway. I forgot to mention this. But. I had a cold. About two weeks ago. And. I was snotting my brains out. I bought some generic medicine. And. My snotting stopped. Except. I think it stopped my natural ability to make tears too. Seriously. I can't make my eyes water. Nothing works. Onions. Poking my own eye. Pulling a nose hair. Absolutely nathan brings about the water works. Not even thinking sad thoughts. So. I was thinking. If I had a mutant inability. It would be not crying. I think it could be the fact that I'm so numb now. Like Linkin Park. I have one other theory. Not one to brag about mixing rat poison. And. Anti-freeze. But. I thought it'd be a good idea to mix kahlua. The kind with the fancy ú. Coffee. And. Coca cola. Yeah. Because. Kahlua. The one with the fancy ú. Is a coffee flavored liquer. Liquor. Whatever. And. I don't know why i mixed coke in. But. That could also be why I don't tear up anymore. A third theory. Could be the fact that crying is viewed as feminine. And. In the current society. At least the way I was brought up. Crying is for sissies. And. People who don't win the Super Bowl. Actually. Winners of the Super Bowl too. That and. Pink is only for girls to wear. Well. Except Owen Hart. He's not a girl.