Southpaw Schmouthpaw. If you're going to start saying something. This one goes to the Merman. He was southpaw. And. One of my homies from WAY back. He's cool. I mean come on. He's amphibious. Anyway. He was my righthand man back in the day. Except. That sucks. Because. When we were in classes with those combined desks. He kept sitting on that side of me. Of course our elbows bumped. A problem easily solved. If he just learned how to right with the write hand. Right as in. Correct. Seriously. If it weren't for Mike Vick. Manny Pacquiao. Maybe Luke Skywalker. I dunno if he's really southpaw. But. That's the hand he has left. Get it! Oh man. That was a good one. Or. Bad one. Man. I dunno. I can't tell. Anyway. If it weren't for those guys. Southpaws would have nothing going.